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How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 8:27pm On May 28, 2013
If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without
reaching
for ur panties.. marry him, he is a HUSBAND
MATERIAL
250 YARDS
If she enters ur house n sees U drinking garri
without
sugar n she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon
shouting
"wait for me o, no finish am"... bros marry her, na
WIFE
MATERIAL 300 YARDS.
If he spends on U only because he is expecting
something from U.. my sister dnt marry him, he is
a
HUSBAND MATERIAL 0.5 YARDS.
If she is on twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo,
skype,
instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz,
foursquare n others... my broda run for ur life!
dnt marry her, she
is a WIFE MATERIAL 0.000005 YARDS.
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Pysam(m): 9:00pm On May 28, 2013
All this don't apply to all cases my friend
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by 2legit2qwt: 9:10pm On May 28, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without
reaching
for ur panties.. marry him, he is a HUSBAND
MATERIAL
250 YARDS
If she enters ur house n sees U drinking garri
without
sugar n she runs to the kitchen to grab a spoon
shouting
"wait for me o, no finish am"... bros marry her, na
WIFE
MATERIAL 300 YARDS.
If he spends on U only because he is expecting
something from U.. my sister dnt marry him, he is
a
HUSBAND MATERIAL 0.5 YARDS.
If she is on twitter, facebook, bbm, eskimi, badoo,
skype,
instagram, 2go, WhatsApp, Mxit, Nimbuz,
foursquare n others... my broda run for ur life!
dnt marry her, she
is a WIFE MATERIAL 0.000005 YARDS.

Don't marry her, she's a wife material?? WTH! Contradictory and false assumptions

If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without
reaching for ur panties - at that point, you should be concerned about his sexuality or if he has a condition, hello erecti1e dysfunction grin
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 9:14pm On May 28, 2013
2legit2qwt:

Don't marry her, she's a wife material?? WTH! Contradictory and false assumptions

If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without
reaching for ur panties - at that point, you should be concerned about his sexuality or if he has a condition, hello erecti1e dysfunction grin

grin Bad Guy
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Adufaye(m): 9:34pm On May 28, 2013
But seriously it really funny!!!

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Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by nenergy(m): 9:31am On May 29, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
If he kisses U for more than 20 minutes without
reaching
for ur panties.
This makes sense and its do-able. Infact,i like it.lol
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:03am On May 29, 2013
nenergy:
This makes sense and its do-able. Infact,i like it.lol

Do able? Really?? 5 minutes after kissing my hands are all over her neck, her b'oobs, squeezing em tight and licking her nipples............ Before 20 minutes, my hands are in her p'us'sy, fingering and playing wit her clit till she squirts!
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:06am On May 29, 2013
Old story. In the next 10mins it will be locked or relocated to Jokes section.
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:13am On May 29, 2013
xynerise: Old story. In the next 10mins it will be locked or relocated to Jokes section.

Stop hating..... You gon die slowly
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:22am On May 29, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Stop hating..... You gon die slowly
1min remaining
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:28am On May 29, 2013
xynerise:
1min remaining

shocked 1 minute gone and there's an explosion GBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Xynerise is dead!
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:34am On May 29, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


shocked 1 minute gone and there's an explosion GBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Xynerise is dead!

0.5mins left
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:37am On May 29, 2013
xynerise:
0.5mins left

Look! Its your spirit talking! Your body is lost!! Welcome to the other world!!!
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by xynerise: 11:44am On May 29, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


Look! Its your spirit talking! Your body is lost!! Welcome to the other world!!!
Time up.

Sexkillz!
Re: How To Know He/she Belongs To You by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:48am On May 29, 2013
xynerise:
Time up.

Sexkillz!

Sexkillz ain't where you are? He can't save ya a's's this time grin

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