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GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:38pm On May 29, 2013

STEP 1
When she walks pass u, turn round and ask her if she related to like beyansi ...she smiles & then u move in! (bang!)wink

STEP 2
Ask her for the time..she tells u...then u ask her when u can move in!!... (bang!)angry

STEP 3
Your hair....Bro u need to sort out yor hair coz women still love Jeery curls in 2013...truss me (apply AfroSheen or BarrySheen)angry

STEP 4
Perfume; .. Bro, get a pefume.... if You cant afford it, juss use air fresher & tell her its body spray (but do not tell her the name...tell her u forgot). wink

STEP 5
GUYS..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Plan yor grammmer before u release it...its never good move to start toastin a babe in pigieon english or yr native language. angry


..Hope this helps.. Good Lock! angry


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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 11:51pm On May 29, 2013

You'll not get me with steps 1 to 4... undecided
For step 5, that's a given, I would not listen to you if you're not expressing yourself correctly...

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:42am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:
You'll not get me with steps 1 to 4... undecided
For step 5, that's a given, I would not listen to you if you're not expressing yourself correctly...


......oh really??.... r u one of those guys who chat up females wit Juju?? undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 12:46am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...oh really??.... r u one of those guys who chat up females wit Juju?? undecided

Hahaha, I'm not one of those guys because I'm a woman. smiley

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 12:46am On May 30, 2013
LMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Mr Cork meeehhhnnnnnnnnnnn

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:49am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

Hahaha, I'm not one of those guys because I'm a woman. smiley


...yea..if u say so!!. ... and what if I show u my 2010 Range Rover keys?? angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 12:52am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...yea..if u say so!!. ... and what if I show u my 2010 Range Rover keys?? undecided

I'll then show you my Rolls Royce keys... simple. smiley

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:54am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

I'll then show you my Rolls Royce keys... simple. smiley


..Toy keys?? undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 12:59am On May 30, 2013
..Guys..Dont let babes like Sanboy fool u coz u can get her...truss me!...STEP 1 gets u any babe..truss me!! angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 12:59am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
..Toy keys?? undecided

As real as yours my dear. smiley

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:02am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

As real as yours my dear. smiley


angry
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:03am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:

angry


Hahaha, you mad ? grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:10am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:


Hahaha, you mad ? grin


...Sweeery u beerrra dont let Nairaland females catch u tryin to toast me...they will come afta yor weave (truss me)...Am like the god's gift to women! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:13am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...Sweeery u beerrra dont let Nairaland females catch u tryin to toast me...they will come afta yor weave (truss me)...Am like the god's gift to women! undecided

Nobody is trying to toast you dear, I do not wear weaves...
Good for you if you're really a gift to women.

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:17am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

Nobody is trying to toast you dear, I do not wear weaves...
Good for you if you're really a gift to women.


...errrm Sweeery...I juss counted 12 weave on yor head...its on yor picture profile.. Dont lie! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:18am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...errrm Sweeery...I juss counted 12 weave on yor head...its on yor picture profile.. Dont lie! undecided

That's braids, good night anyway. smiley
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:21am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

That's braids, good night anyway. smiley


...anyways SWEERY.. u loook goood.. ..I will fix up one of my guys wit u...AND PLISS...NO ATTITUDE!!! angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:30am On May 30, 2013

What do you mean by 'attitude' ?
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:38am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:
What do you mean by 'attitude' ?





.... Attitude: ..when No means yes! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 1:47am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
.. Attitude: ..when No means yes! [color] wink

[color=#550000]
Ah ok, thanks for the enlightenment. smiley
ps: I don't want to meet your guys. Good night.

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by jeffizy(m): 3:10am On May 30, 2013
This is so refreshing.
Hahahaha.

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by 190: 3:14am On May 30, 2013
corky Joe grin grin grin


doing this thingy grin grin grin grin


LOL @ Barrysheen
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Mynd44: 5:34am On May 30, 2013
Clowns
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by diarra94(m): 5:54am On May 30, 2013
I dont understand number 1-5
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:14am On May 30, 2013
love d playlet btw sanboy(my sanlady will do) and MR CORK. Naahsooo
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by goldfish80(m): 7:31am On May 30, 2013
Step1 -3 screams BLAST FROM THE PAST!
Mr Cork must have been one of the cats of late 80's to mid 90's era cheesy

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Austinodark(m): 7:47am On May 30, 2013
What kind of person is this Mr co.ck?

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 8:31am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:


Ah ok, thanks for the enlightenment. smiley
ps: I don't want to meet your guys. Good night.




..she wants me! wink

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Godson201333(m): 9:28am On May 30, 2013
Lol but forget oo If you speak too much english, some babes can downgrade you oooo...they like you but simply cannot understand that good english,Go to WARRI,you'll seegrin grin grin grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Mynd44: 9:33am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:





..she wants me! wink
You are so smart

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by yuzedo: 9:55am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

As real as yours my dear. smiley
Ah! Touché! grin

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by yuzedo: 10:14am On May 30, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin

Cor-k, bro, u my herro. Jus wanna no if u can come to my Banana Island man shun four summer holyday in dizemba? Bro I rilly lov u, #nohomo

Bro we need to starteggise how to link punnys on dis NL websight. So plis ur d first and last man am askin dis but, wuz yo numba?

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