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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 10:16am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
..she wants me! wink

Neither.
(I must stop being kind on this forum people are misunderstanding me.)
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:17am On May 30, 2013
^werey!!! grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:36am On May 30, 2013
MR CORK AND SANBOY THREAD......
Sanboy25:

Neither.
(I must stop being kind on this forum people are misunderstanding me.)
That young man is just pulling your legs and nothing about being too kind.

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 10:38am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

Neither.
(I must stop being kind on this forum people are misunderstanding me.)



...ermm sweet hat..do u want me to repeat the questions in french, German or Togo??...The topic is about swaaga on how to pull tough cookies like u... yor playin had to get isnt helpin! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 10:40am On May 30, 2013
Handsomeemmy: MR CORK AND SANBOY THREAD......That young man is just pulling your legs and nothing about being too kind.

No not really, I try not to make enemies with anyone on this forum.
That's why I am kind.
It was my first time talking with this person.
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Handsomeemmy(m): 10:46am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

No not really, I try not to make enemies with anyone on this forum.
That's why I am kind.
It was my first time talking with this person.
THAT'S GOOD...
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 10:50am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

No not really, I try not to make enemies with anyone on this forum.
That's why I am kind.
It was my first time talking with this person.


....

sweet hat..calm dwn..my name is not *this parson*...the name is Mr Cork..a.k.a Corky Joe, a.k.a London Peckam yuppy, a.k.a God,s gift ... Sweeeery am only tryin to help u (no oofencie) angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 11:11am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...sweet hat..calm dwn..my name is not *this parson*...the name is Mr Cork..a.k.a Corky Joe, a.k.a London Peckam yuppy, a.k.a God,s gift ... Sweeeery am only tryin to help u (no oofencie) angry

Trust me, you guys wouldn't like seeing my 'dark' side, you'd regret it... undecided
Let's end this matter here. smiley
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:15am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

Trust me, you guys wouldn't like seeing my 'dark' side, you'd regret it... undecided
Let's end this matter here. smiley

...Sweery calm dow...how do u expect to find a man wit this kinda attitude... U nid Anger management classes! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 11:27am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...Sweery calm dow...how do u expect to find a man wit this kinda attitude... U nid Anger management classes! undecided

I'm not (yet) angry. smiley
I know that you guys can't manage my dark side, that wasn't even a preview... grin
I'm not looking for a man but I believe that I could find one when I want to...
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 11:29am On May 30, 2013
Mr cork be serious for once, is that too much to ask for?
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:37am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

I'm not (yet) angry. smiley
I know that you guys can't manage my dark side, that wasn't even a preview... grin
I'm not looking for a man but I believe that I could find one when I swant to...


...can find someone i swant to..yea right!!...
.. Sweery ama lover not a fighter & I will help u ... r you light skin and hav u been to London? undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Sanboy25: 11:44am On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...can find someone i swant to..yea right!!...
.. Sweery ama lover not a fighter & I will help u ... r you light skin and hav u been to London? undecided

Thanks for the offer but I don't need your help.
'No' to each one of your question.
Take care.
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 11:44am On May 30, 2013
mr cork grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:49am On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

Thanks for the offer but I don't need your help.
'No' to each one of your question.
Take care.


... she loooks like a Man...serriously!! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:55am On May 30, 2013
...Lesson today..Attitude!! angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Ishilove: 12:48pm On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



STEP 1
When she walks pass u, turn round and ask her if she related to like beyansi ...she smiles & then u move in! (bang!)wink

STEP 2
Ask her for the time..she tells u...then u ask her when u can move in!!... (bang!)angry

STEP 3
Your hair....Bro u need to sort out yor hair coz women still love Jeery curls in 2013...truss me (apply AfroSheen or BarrySheen)angry

STEP 4
Perfume; .. Bro, get a pefume.... You cant afford it, juss use air fresher & tell her its body spray (but do not tell her the name...tell her u forgot). wink

STEP 5
GUYS..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Plan yor grammmer before u release it...its never good move to start toastin a babe in pigieon english or yr native language. angry


..Hope this helps.. Good Lock! angry


Aaaah, Corky, my favourite troll, doing what he knows best: spewing inane bullshit. angry

You need Jesus of Oyingbo. He will use his famed broom of fire to beat the demons outta you. angry

PM me lemme hook you up cool

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 1:49pm On May 30, 2013
If 190 and yuzedo had a baby, that would be Mr Cork

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 1:54pm On May 30, 2013
...my mission is to make sure every guy gets a babe...at least 2wink

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by yuzedo: 1:56pm On May 30, 2013
jackbauersballs: If 190 and yuzedo had a baby, that would be Mr Cork
bro, i hope u die in side ur uncle ritualist poeple danfo. wtf. angry angry angry

-Mr Cork-:
...my mission is to make sure every guy gets a babe...at least 2wink
c.ork, bro, how can i link punny on NL iternet wen all d babe always does had to get. ok look at dis Sandboy babe, she ain even be to LONDON she don even hav house in side BANANA ICE LAND yet she frontin',, bro we giv up!!!!!!! angry angry angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 2:05pm On May 30, 2013
yuzedo:
bro, i hope u die in side ur uncle ritualist poeple danfo. wtf. angry angry angry

LMAO grin cheesy grin cheesy

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 2:07pm On May 30, 2013
yuzedo:
bro, i hope u die in side ur uncle ritualist poeple danfo. wtf. angry angry angry


c.ork, bro, how can i link punny on NL iternet wen all d babe always does had to get. ok look at dis Sandboy babe, she ain even be to LONDON she don even hav house in side BANANA ICE LAND yet she frontin',, bro we giv up!!!!!!! angry angry angry

...yea..Bro I swaaar that Sandboy babe is a man... did u see her face?? ..The babe has 12 weave remainin on her head and yet she still tinks she loook like Beyansi...Truly truly I give up! angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by yuzedo: 2:13pm On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


...yea..Bro I swaaar that Sandboy babe is a man... did u see her face?? ..The babe has 12 weave remainin on her head and yet she still tinks she loook like Beyansi...Truly truly I give up! angry
bro, i bet she ain gats soft nyash. she loook like goat theif in IBO land. well, she look light skin tho undecided let be nice maybe she can let u press her sanpapar boy nyash for ONLY 93.58second! angry undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by shizzle11(m): 2:13pm On May 30, 2013
lmao! Abeg mr cork carry go, you're my favorite nlder,you aways crack me up

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 2:16pm On May 30, 2013
...i waz uss tryin to help the babe & she started cussin me for no reason...white women dont act like that! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by shizzle11(m): 2:16pm On May 30, 2013
^^gringringrin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by valboy20(m): 2:54pm On May 30, 2013
Sanboy25:

Thanks for the offer but I don't need your help.
'No' to each one of your question.
Take care.

ewo loshi
Ara agbalagi o

FYI ya ain't ma kid brother-james bond

so stop acting like him

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 3:03pm On May 30, 2013
What a thread!!! grin

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Mynd44: 3:21pm On May 30, 2013
Lmao @ Sanboy and Mr Cork
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by kedukc(m): 3:26pm On May 30, 2013
Nairaland !
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by greedie1(f): 3:29pm On May 30, 2013
grin grin grin grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 3:30pm On May 30, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...Lesson today..Attitude!! angry
lol grin mr.cork somethin else

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