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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 5:00pm On Jun 03, 2013
mondi_cheeks: which air freshener did u use?


...ermm sweeery...if u tryin to toast me...forrgerrrrit. ..it ant gonnna walk!! angry
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 5:11pm On Jun 03, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...ermm sweeery...if u tryin to toast me...forrgerrrrit. ..it ant gonnna walk!! angry

grin grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Mynd44: 5:13pm On Jun 03, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...U call yor girl 3 times & she doesn't pick up. ..Ssend her Top up voucher with a missing Digit........ Wait & see wot happens!... undecided
There is some sense in that brain of yours
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by ektbear: 3:20am On Jun 04, 2013
grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 6:12pm On Jun 07, 2013
...am dammm good, 4real... Juss asked a babe if she related to Beyansi and her reply:

Babe: ...eXuse me!!!.. that waz exactly wot u told my cousin last week! ...
My reply:: ..who? ME?? NEVER!!.. She met my identical twin from Germany.. we sound alike!!!

LESSON:: ..women prefer guys who lie...we call it: ..applyin the *Playa's counter ponch swaaaga*!! wink

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jun 07, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...am dammm good, 4real... Juss asked a babe if she related to Beyansi and her reply:

Babe: ...eXuse me!!!.. that waz exactly wot u told my cousin last week! ...
My reply:: ..who? ME?? NEVER!!.. She met my identical twin from Germany.. we sound alike!!!

LESSON:: ..women prefer guys who lie...we call it: ..applyin the *Playa's counter ponch swaaaga*!! wink

Roach
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 6:32pm On Jun 07, 2013
REALITY101:

Roach


...thanks Son..hope you've learnt one or two things!!...cheers! wink

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 6:35pm On Jun 07, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...thanks Son..hope you've learnt one or two things!!...cheers! wink

Cockroach
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 6:55pm On Jun 07, 2013
REALITY101:

Cockroach


..from roach to cockroach....Am proud yor grammmar has improved...Well done Son! wink

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jun 07, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



..from roach to cockroach....Am proud yor grammmar has improved...Well done Son! wink

Ewu
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 11:50pm On Jun 07, 2013
REALITY101:

Ewu


...bro..ama lover not a fighter....i dont want to slap yor face.. be nice angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jun 08, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...bro..ama lover not a fighter....i dont want to slap yor face.. be nice angry

Stewpid boy
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Boxer007(m): 9:53pm On Jun 08, 2013
Intresting, I might as well give Step 1 trial
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jun 08, 2013
^

LMAO
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 10:46am On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



...ermm sweeery...if u tryin to toast me...forrgerrrrit. ..it ant gonnna walk!! angry
dont flatter urself undecided i would rather slit my wrist wit a blunt bread knife angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 7:24pm On Jun 11, 2013
mondi_cheeks: dont flatter urself undecided i would rather slit my wrist wit a blunt bread knife angry


....^^^^^^ ok... this are the kinda village girls u musss aviod at ALL cost.... they hav tribal mark & they usualy more aggressive!!(Please DO NOT toast them) embarassed

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:33pm On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



....^^^^^^ ok... this are the kinda village girls u musss aviod at ALL cost.... they hav tribal mark & they usualy more aggressive!!(Please DO NOT toast them) embarassed
I see u have been hanging around a whole of them, u think every girl is some tribal mark-village girl undecided that's all u know angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jun 11, 2013
^^^ your pic, not bad, not bad at all wink wink
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 7:42pm On Jun 11, 2013
joeydozzy: ^^^ your pic, not bad, not bad at all wink wink


....which picture??...ermm bro, not sure if u hav electricity but if u move yor candle closer..u see she aint hot (no oofeinse) angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 7:45pm On Jun 11, 2013
mondi_cheeks: I see u have been hanging around a whole of them, u think every girl is some tribal mark-village girl undecided that's all u know angry


...calm down sweet hat....u berrrra be nice to me coz am from London.. ..U ever been to London? undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



....which picture??...ermm bro, not sure if u hav electricity but if u move yor candle closer..u see she aint hot (no oofeinse) angry
anything other than ur tribal mark village girls type is better grin grin grin
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 7:49pm On Jun 11, 2013
mondi_cheeks: anything other than ur tribal mark village girls type is better grin grin grin


....u and who is laughing?? ...am i yor mate? angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



....u and who is laughing?? ...am i yor mate? angry
typical village boy...smh
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 7:58pm On Jun 11, 2013
mondi_cheeks: typical village boy...smh


.......she wants me! wink

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



....which picture??...ermm bro, not sure if u hav electricity but if u move yor candle closer..u see she aint hot (no oofeinse) angry

have you seen hot girls?
except for beyansi and that Peckham girl in your basement? undecided
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 8:01pm On Jun 11, 2013
joeydozzy:

have you seen hot girls?
except for beyansi and that Peckham girl in your basement? undecided


angry
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:



.......she wants me! wink
in ur head angry
Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 8:16pm On Jun 11, 2013
mondi_cheeks: in ur head angry


...ok beyansi loookalike...put up yor real face...i want to check somtin! undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 8:36pm On Jun 11, 2013
...i ought to get Pegggy...one of my white babes, to slap this mondi_cheeks girl's face for even darin to toast me...Pegggy is from North Peckam estate!!! angry

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 11, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...i ought to get Pegggy...one of my white babes, to slap this mondi_cheeks girl's face for even darin to toast me...Pegggy is from North Peckam estate!!! angry

Mondi_cheeks is light skin tho undecided

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork: 10:13pm On Jun 11, 2013
REALITY101:

Mondi_cheeks is light skin tho undecided


....she light skin?

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Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by Bootybuttchic(f): 10:36pm On Jun 11, 2013
cheesy cheesy cheesy Funiiesst maddest thread eva....weyrey ni bobo yii grin grin grin

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