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This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by bingbagbo(m): 12:05pm On Jun 02, 2013
A Ghanaian was buying suya, so he asked the seller

Ghanaian: is it dog?

seller: yes, dog, male dog.

Ghanaian: sorry, i dont take dog meat, i like cow

seller: yeah, sorry its cow

Ghanaian: *laughs* which kind be this again. same meat be dog and cow at the same time?

Seller: Yes na...him papa be dog, and him mama be cow na..dogcow, na so we dey call am for hia sah!

the Ghanaian suffered a cardiac arrest immediately...lol


please laff for me to save my commedy career, abeg all of una
embarassedA
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by greedie1(f): 12:10pm On Jun 02, 2013
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Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by bunmioguns(m): 12:12pm On Jun 02, 2013
Bro bin, shey dt ganja still remain?

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Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by jaywatt(m): 12:39pm On Jun 02, 2013
undecided SMH!
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Adufaye(m): 12:45pm On Jun 02, 2013
Hahahhahahahaha very funny(ironically speakin)
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Shimshark(m): 3:17pm On Jun 02, 2013
bin gbagbo: A Ghanaian was buying suya, so he asked the seller

Ghanaian: is it dog?

seller: yes, dog, male dog.

Ghanaian: sorry, i dont take dog meat, i like cow

seller: yeah, sorry its cow

Ghanaian: *laughs* which kind be this again. same meat be dog and cow at the same time?

Seller: Yes na...him papa be dog, and him mama be cow na..dogcow, na so we dey call am for hia sah!

the Ghanaian suffered a cardiac arrest immediately...lol


please laff for me to save my commedy career, abeg all of una
embarassedA Ghanaian was buying suya, so he asked the seller

Ghanaian: is it dog?

seller: yes, dog, male dog.

Ghanaian: sorry, i dont take dog meat, i like cow

seller: yeah, sorry its cow

Ghanaian: *laughs* which kind be this again. same meat be dog and cow at the same time?

Seller: Yes na...him papa be dog, and him mama be cow na..dogcow, na so we dey call am for hia sah!

the Ghanaian suffered a cardiac arrest immediately...lol


please laff for me to save my commedy career, abeg all of una

Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by collins123(m): 3:49pm On Jun 02, 2013
bin gbagbo: A Ghanaian was buying suya, so he asked the seller

Ghanaian: is it dog?

seller: yes, dog, male dog.

Ghanaian: sorry, i dont take dog meat, i like cow

seller: yeah, sorry its cow

Ghanaian: *laughs* which kind be this again. same meat be dog and cow at the same time?

Seller: Yes na...him papa be dog, and him mama be cow na..dogcow, na so we dey call am for hia sah!

the Ghanaian suffered a cardiac arrest immediately...lol


[size=14pt]please laff for me to save my commedy career, abeg all of una[/size]


[size=14pt]Cant stop laughin. Honestly the joke was stale, but the bolded part got tears in my eyes.

Nigga, your comedy career is over. You're fried![/size]

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Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by zubino(m): 5:09pm On Jun 02, 2013
Guy u tried. Keep it up. Its funny.
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jun 02, 2013
Bin gbagbo, you really deserve to be locked up in a bin. grin
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Foodconsumer(m): 6:12pm On Jun 02, 2013
Ha ha ha. This ish funny die...

Mtchew, dude must have been takin confirm "IGBO MIXED WITH AKAMU"!!

Confirm onyeocha...
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Gerardcole(m): 6:42pm On Jun 02, 2013
@OP You post is so funny.

Mind you, I don't mean the joke, I mean your plea to laugh to save your comedy career. grin grin grin grin
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jun 02, 2013
This is d joke of the millisecond
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by Feranmicharles(m): 8:11pm On Jun 02, 2013
hahahahahahahah,very funny,dnt mind dem ooooooo
no b ur joke way funny ooooo
nah d PLS LAUGH SO DAT UR COMEDY CAREER WIL B SAVED

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Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by destino24(m): 10:45pm On Jun 02, 2013
ok, thats a terrible joke... ...truth be told, you have no career in comedy..please look elsewhere
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by jmoney042: 9:45pm On Nov 07, 2013
expired joke
Re: This Joke Is Too Funny, Please Dont Open If U Are Asthmatic, Please!! by prince2500: 10:33pm On Nov 07, 2013
Bros u dey learn. make I no catch u for any show say u com perform:::::::::: shocked shocked sad

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