HR.hotness:

As with all of my trips to Nigeria, the tradition is having Ewa Agoyin and Agege bread for breakfast. On one trip, i woke early ready for breakfast and the cook told me the woman who used to sell it nearby had moved or sumthin,,, so determined to have my breakfast i pulled on a pair of jeans and jumped into the car armed with my storage bowl and N200 and directions to the nearest joint.

I live just by the entrance to lekki beach so i'm infact closer to ajah than obalende,,, so i went to ajah in search of my illusive meal. at each stop i was told either they had just run out of ewa agoyin or the person wasnt selling that morning. i was running out of time so i decided to head for obalende, i surely can't go wrong,,, despite visiting nigeria at least twice every yr i hadnt actually been to obalende for about 7yrs or so. To begin with i got lost driving around in circles trying to get my bearing and then like the light at the end of a tunnel i found a road side buka that had the wonderful beans and bread. i bought enough to feed an army headed back into my car and in my hurry to get home and without realising it, drove into a one-way street and through a LASMA check point,,, i don't need to explain what happened next but thank God for british accent,,,, I didnt have my license or any form of identification, no phone and no money. they "detained" me there until someone came to "bail" me (their words exactly).

I had to call my brother on credit from those road side call centres and when he arrived i was happily eating my ewa and bread and gisting with the mechanic that shared a stand with the phone people that was one of thebest days of my life

tRoOE:

@HR.hotness

Lucky girl you had Ewa Agoyin with Agege bread, I dey jealous you oh. That is one thing I didn’t have the chance to eat , the beans sellers doesn’t go around where I stayed

HR.hotness:


LOl, why do u think i got into so much trouble
as far as i'm in Nigeria, nothin can stop me, lol

LOL I posted your story to my cousin on AOL, she was laughing all crazy, saying na wa oooooooooo all because of ewa. Omo this dec i don't care what anyone says I most eat that Agoyin with the fried yam or dodo,

You have courage oh, driving to obalende , weren't you scared ni

tRoOE:

LOL I posted your story to my cousin on AOL, she was laughing all crazy, saying na wa oooooooooo all because of ewa. Omo this dec i don't care what anyone says I most eat that Agoyin with the fried yam or dodo,

You have courage oh, driving to obalende , weren't you scared ni

tRoOE:


I had this moi moi with rice, gosh I had running stomach and was farting all night, the fart was uncontrollable and it smelled funky .

sheniqua:

what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ?

I don't think Igbos eat such
the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo

tRoOE:

[Why are you so ignorant , was this how you were brought up, to make fun of other people food
When i called you a tribalist, you thought I was mean, you need to changing your way thinking, it's very bad especially for someone that claims she's educated!!!!!!!!Shio

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sheniqua:

what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ?

I don't think Igbos eat such
the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo

sheniqua:


Woman this is Friday night,I'm alternating between here and an NBA game.
If you don't get sarcasm and humor,go to your bed and sleep before you collapse at your keyboard

Arnold1:

how about igbos and their cannibalism ?

Since we are being humourous, I figure we start on the right note.

What are you eating with the game, human thigh?

tRoOE:

Yea right who are you fooling, nor were you tryin to be funny.

Wataeva

sheniqua:

ah
the effeminate one don arrive.
arnoldenisha!!
how bodi

big_bumper:

Can you please prescribe bukas to go to buy food, and the types of food they sell. I've been told there are some good onces at surulere. Can't wait to go and try them out.

sheniqua:

what the fried fish is ewa agoyin ?

I don't think Igbos eat such
the name even sounds like something you get from a babalawo

Viante:

There is a place they say is very good on the island, its on a street off Ademola Adetokunbo

Oyin Jolayemi, they say its great o.

Me i kno dey eat out, if not i for say i recommend am

tRoOE:

@lucabrasi
Abeg stop making me hungry jare i don't like to be tease when it comes to food.
I will love to have a piece of the grilled catfish, damn with moi moi and fried rice, am trying to have the imagine how it';s going to be serve on my plate. You better don't leave Nland until dec so you can give me the location to all these buka(s0

@ big_bumper
na wa o what do you need the location for, you dey go Naija ni , i swear if my mum is willing to pay my fare i dey do Naija summer

[b]@sheniqua aka babyoisis aka nawdo[/b]I see Seun don ban you, very good

Why are you so ignorant , was this how you were brought up, to make fun of other people food
When i called you a tribalist, you thought I was mean, you need to changing your way thinking, it's very bad especially for someone that claims she's educated!!!!!!!!Shio

sheniqua:

Rather than have your undies in a bunch why don't you tell me what ewa agoyin means.
does it have human parts?
like thighs?

Yes oh, it has you left thighs along with your left breat blended together

don't worry theres more than enough delicacies now shebi its lagos, lol now u know why i spend a month to 5 weeks each holiday lol
abeg cool temper my sister no vex

Have never spent that long in Naija oh, my last trip was 3wks i cried gonnnnn,but this xma am using 1month oh or more.

LOL i no vex jare, i just dey play with osis

tRoOE:

Yes oh, it has you left thighs along with your left breat blended together
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sheniqua:

apparently you have no clue what effeminate means,if you did you'd know it's not a term used for females.

why are you getting angry all of a sudden mentioning my mother?

I can see you are now all female
l
ooks like you are on your period already.

gerraway you and your ewa agoyin balls ( that's if you have them at all )

maybe yours are made of do do

when they're counting males,you kwa will come out to be counted.

there's nothing I won't see

Arnold1:

What would it take for you to carry your tribalistic useless behind from this forum ?

Are you that daft ? Don't you get it ?

You are not wanted on this forum.

From babyosisi to Nwando to whatever; you keep getting banned over and over, but you fail to leave.

Is your life that pathetic that you have to live the bulk of it on Nairaland ?

Go to your biafraworld and yarn all your hatred towards hatred and other tribes there.

Before you know it now, you'll be banned again.

What would it take for you to leave this place ?

sheniqua:

It took you this long to type that small epistle
pathetic!
So you have now degenerated into a little crying girl
You really have issues woman!