Tinyemeka:
Bro, you answers maga. Why does yu not shows her ya banabana plantashun? Shes see the manshun and marries yu on kredeet with fri punny.
Truss me.

Huh?! Tiyemak, Bro, wot did u right up dere? Gord, ur eglis is drammatickally grammatick! Wtf?! Did u go to mama chindedu grammerrr schoool abakaleke? We giv upp!!!!

i am currently dating a girl that i dont love again cos she is not good on bed and i dont know how to send her away but i think i have learnt

I had sex with her for the last time,

Guys, Wat is this obssesion of a lady being good in bed am reading here??

Almost evri guy wants to brk up or ve broken up because of this issue. Na wah ooo

Is still the same u guys will call her ‘wild‘ ‘slut‘ not marriage material, etc. Wen she is good in bed.

IF AM CALLING HER 4 TIMES IN A DAY I REDUCE IT TO 1 TIME.

Abeg,make una no delete this Topic..wen i brake up wit her by december,i go come gist una.

This one is not about separation, anyway. A friend of mine wanted his wife to start sleeping in his mum's room while preparing for another wife. The lady refused to leave her husband's room. One particular night while they were eating their evening meal in d compound, he asked his wife to help him get something from his room (the guy's door is outside of d compd facing an expressway). On getting inside d room, d wife saw a giant masquerade murmuring. She screamed and fled back to d compd. B4 pple came out, d masquerade had disappered into darkness. Nobody believed her story. Knowing what she actually saw, she vowed not to sleep in that room ever again. That is how my friend was able to gain his room back to himself. When the new wife eventually came, the first wife willingly allowed her take over the husband's room without any grudge, believing that one of these days the giant masquerade will pursue her out.

Monicasque: i said i was HIV positive and the fool ran

U fooooool, u probably look eew'ish

nyere84: Guys, Wat is this obssesion of a lady being good in bed am reading here??

Almost evri guy wants to brk up or ve broken up because of this issue. Na wah ooo

Is still the same u guys will call her ‘wild‘ ‘slut‘ not marriage material, etc. Wen she is good in bed.

i disagree wit u.me go even like marry wife wey go fit brake my waist 4 bed.i luv bed things so much.

[quote author=Uwakuwak] I weep because
I was working
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After you have exhausted your life lines. [quote author=Uwakuwak] I weep because
I was working
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After you have exhausted your life lines.

Started dating her cousin because i knew then dt she was dating me and one oda guy but later kasala burst,she(1st girl) found it very hard to leave me because of my potentials and i was on top of d world @ dt time because i and her cousin were den like Romeo and Juliet.Though i later got separated with her cousin because she created a lot of chaos in her family by claiming dt her cousin snatched her supposed-married man but me i just moved on because no time for fighting because of a girl.But to b sincere i really missed her cousin because she was one in a million.

ATM-CARD:
.Wen her frnd kissd me n said u're d kind of man evry woman wl eva wish 2 hv.U luk xtra handsum n am seriously inluv wit u.As a guy man,i didn't mek any comment.I advice d ladies nt 2 watch ma pix here 2 avoid loosing contrl.GBAM!!

hehehehe trying to direct us to your profile pix,u try but I prefer d guy dat snapped u, could view it from ur windscreen u called sunshade.

nyere84: Guys, Wat is this obssesion of a lady being good in bed am reading here??

Almost evri guy wants to brk up or ve broken up because of this issue. Na wah ooo

Is still the same u guys will call her ‘wild‘ ‘slut‘ not marriage material, etc. Wen she is good in bed.

Same goes for the ladies, they want to marry a "God fearing man", they want no sex till after marriage but they want a man that's good in bed... Maybe I should start to get experience.. Just maybe.

akinzy_akin: 13th to comment...yaga!!...#Gratitude

Chei - 13 is a very unlucky number so please call your people in the village to do ritual for you else winches may visit you this night

Ajengogo: This one is not about separation, anyway. A friend of mine wanted his wife to start sleeping in his mum's room while preparing for another wife. The lady refused to leave her husband's room. One particular night while they were eating their evening meal in d compound, he asked his wife to help him get something from his room (the guy's door is outside of d compd facing an expressway). On getting inside d room, d wife saw a giant masquerade murmuring. She screamed and fled back to d compd. B4 pple came out, d masquerade had disappered into darkness. Nobody believed her story. Knowing what she actually saw, she vowed not to sleep in that room ever again. That is how my friend was able to gain his room back to himself. When the new wife eventually came, the first wife willingly allowed her take over the husband's room without any grudge, believing that one of these days the giant masquerade will pursue her out.

go and use medicine

topfally75: [color=#006600][/color].
I dated dis lady 4lyk 6months nd we had sex 3times but d most annoyin tin was dat she realy proved had 2get nd upon dat she wasnt gud in bed....wen she fell 4me she was madly in luv wit me...but d very 1st day we had sex was sure dat i cudnt play along wit her...wat i did was dat i went 2a computer center i draftd a transfer letter dat av bin moved 2 kastina state,...wen i showed it 2her, she was cryin nd i cudnt tel her she wasnt gud in bed

bros jokes apart u don teach me one skill. i wan break up with this girl i was thinking of tellin the girl i hav been transfered to ghana. but i wil hav to change my number so dat one go hard small but with this katsina skil i think this wil work. OSHE

Kicked him in the ballz and walked away while he writhed in pain

Ukalsman: I've never been in a relationship with a lady.

sheyie2007: this one de find wife for NL

Or could be playing for the 'other team'

Policewoman: Kicked him in the ballz and walked away while he writhed in pain

Police madam, what did the ex do to deserve such punishment in his blockose??

pekelepekele: I sent a wonderful text message to her with another gal name on it and she was like God don catch you today . I don't know you are a cheat , itz ova bye

Done did it before

Monicasque: i said i was HIV positive and the fool ran

If he answered, "Don't worry, me too." Then you'd be crying.

i dated this girl for 6 monthds and i got suspicious that she was cheating on me so i visited her at home with my laptop which i had a keylogger on so i asked her to open her facebook that i wanted to vier her pictures when she was sone i went home some hours later and logged into her facebook account to my surprise she has been flirting ang showing her boobs to guys unfuetunately for her i was unlocking her ner iphone 4 which i hit with a very large hummer and made a photo grid of how i broke her phone and sen t it to her via whatsapp with her boobs pictures ..she has since been calling and sending sad messages .. I simply replies i cant repeat the past

devigblegble: I think mine was worst,my girl was wrongly accused and she was put in jail for two days and I never paid a visit while she was in jail pretending I never knew she was in jail,when she came out,she saw me flirting with another girl,that was how our relationship ended but today I regretted it cuz I've never met a girl that really loved me like she did pls someone tell her I'm so sorry

You see your life? You don't miss water till you are in the middle of the sea and you realise there's water all around you but not a single drop to drink....

topfally75: [color=#006600][/color].
I dated dis lady 4lyk 6months nd we had sex 3times but d most annoyin tin was dat she realy proved had 2get nd upon dat she wasnt gud in bed....wen she fell 4me she was madly in luv wit me...but d very 1st day we had sex was sure dat i cudnt play along wit her...wat i did was dat i went 2a computer center i draftd a transfer letter dat av bin moved 2 kastina state,...wen i showed it 2her, she was cryin nd i cudnt tel her she wasnt gud in bed

guy e be like say you dey chop sex like food..

kaorama: Someone just sarcastically called a friend 'SAKA'. Please, what does that mean?

wen U r alwayz sackd. lollll. bt meant nt been contentd wit sometin (if U port easily to . . .)

Moji12: hehehehe trying to direct us to your profile pix,u try but I prefer d guy dat snapped u, could view it from ur windscreen u called sunshade.

.Sis,y u dey enta me lik dis nah?hahahaha

7842I: I woke up by 2 am and sneaked into the bathroom, wore the special red robe I arranged with a white skull painted on the front and brought out red candles and incense and started burning them in the bedroom, I threw a pillow at her head and started shaking when she woke up, I had a machete in my right hand as I was approaching the bed where she lay.

Suddenly I started sobbing and confessing to her that I cannot kill her, that I joined a new secret cult and they asked my to bring the head of my most loved girlfriend. She ran out with her underwear and slept in the next flat till morning, she has never came back to collect her clothes and handbag ever since........... she also changed her phone number...........

LMFAO!!

Monicasque: i said i was HIV positive and the fool ran

o'girl shut up, d guy know say u no carry any hiv, him ma don tire cos after en dig ur well dig'am dig'am na coal tar dey comot so him just dey happy say u yarn dat tin.

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