A politician got on stage and said:
- look here in this pocket,no public money has ever entered!
a guy down there said;
-new agbada, eh?!

One day in a meeting
hugo chavez the Venezuelan president, bush and our president
Hugo chavez got off his shirt, hits the chest and says:
-- This is like venezuela, strong as ever!
Bush shows his ass and says
-- This is like the states, impenetrable!
our president shows his privates and says:
-- This is like nigeria, never rises!

get away you,Nigeria is rising

stop copy and paste

I gbadun all the jokes

hey j unit or department or whatever u call yourself, i don't do copy and paste. if u're so worried about it create a thread.

an old igbo man on his death bed calls his first son and removes with difficulty from his pocket an old watch. he says: son, can you see this watch here? yes papa he replied, with tears in his eyes. his father continued: it was initially for my great grand father but was later passed to my granny, later my father, and to me, son, it's now your turn, do you want to buy it?

another igbo man calls his family together every night and asks: uche have you done it? yes sir, chidi have you done it? another yes sir, ike have you done it? yes papa, emeka have you done it? yes sir. good, now you can flush the toilet,

in a psychiatric hospital: a doctor found a nut case writing a letter and said to himself, wow! this guy now writes letters he should be alright by now. he went close to him: hey you, to whom are you writing there? the nut case responds, oh! am writing to myself since i never receive letters from anybody. and what is written inside it?asked the doctor. how would i know that? i haven't received it yet! said the nut case

i hope you guys enjoyed the jokes, thanks for your comments they are really motivating. see you later for more

It's all cool

Nice jokes in all, let dem keep coming guy,

an old farmer was in his office discussing with an old friend, after 15 mins of conversation, he called out 'DIPLOMA!, DIPLOMA!!, DIPLOMA!!!'.a little boy appeared sweating and breathing heavily, he said, look go get a cup of coffee for my friend here.( the boy sets off) the farmer's friend with a strange look on a his face asks him, what a funny name, is he a relative of yours? ah yes!!! he is my grand child, i call him this way because when i sent my daughter to study overseas she returned with him.

ifyalways: so na just cos of these two dry semi demi mini jokes you come open up a new thread?
list of jokes indeed
lol,ass seed they are nice BUT keep them coming

quickly checks gender.... female, mtshw..... not surprised, girls are always like that. runs out!

Cool jokes..... loving them as they're coming..... more bullets to your bajinotu.

Just saw these jokes again

in a psychiatric hospital: a doctor found a nut case writing a letter and said to himself, wow! this guy now writes letters he should be alright by now. he went close to him: hey you, to whom are you writing there? the nut case responds, oh! am writing to myself since i never receive letters from anybody. and what is written inside it?asked the doctor. how would i know that? i haven't received it yet! said the nut case


A politician got on stage and said:
- look here in this pocket,no public money has ever entered!
a guy down there said;
-new agbada, eh?!

Let me take a nap... great experience, anyway.