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The 'most' Greatest Act Of Wisdom The World Has Ever Recorded by dplomaticVal: 9:34pm On Jun 13, 2013
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China,
the bank robber shouted to everyone in
the bank: “Don’t move. The money
belongs to the State. Your life belongs to
you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
<This is called “Mind Changing
Concept” Changing the conventional
way of thinking>
When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
“Please be civilized! This is a robbery
and not a rape!”
<This is called “Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to
do! >
When the bank robbers returned home,
the younger robber (MBA-trained) told
the older robber (who has only
completed Year 6 in primary school):
“Big brother, let’s count how much we
got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You
very stupid. There is so much money it
will take us a long time to count.
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how
much we robbed from the bank!”
<This is called “Experience.” Nowadays,
experience is more important than paper
qualifications! >
After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. But the supervisor
said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and
add it to the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled from the bank”.
<This is called “Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavorable situation to
your advantage!>
The supervisor says: “It will be good if
there is a robbery every month.”
<This is called “Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more important
than your job.>
The next day, the TV news reported that
$100 million was taken from the bank.
The robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count $20
million. The robbers were very angry
and complained: “We risked our lives
and only took $20 million. The bank
manager took $80 million with a snap
of his fingers. It looks like it is better to
be educated than to be a thief!”
<This is called “Knowledge is worth as
much as gold!” >
The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his losses in the share
market are now covered by this robbery.
<This is called “Seizing the
opportunity.” Daring to take risks!

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Re: The 'most' Greatest Act Of Wisdom The World Has Ever Recorded by loadux(f): 9:06pm On Jun 14, 2013
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