aloib:

lmaoooooooooooooooo, see guilty koko, come here, i need a massage, no worries ill lie flat so u wont see my tummy

You are killing me softly baby. . . . . . . . .
Im on my way. . . . . .Lets make it happen

Did debo retire from NL's most popular male LovePeddler position and give it to Sly?

The Sly:


You are killing me softly baby. . . . . . . . .
I'm on my way. . . . . .Lets make it happen

aloib:

hmmm, cool, aint it like 3am

yes,  3. A.m  actually 2:58 A.m
how you take know? you dey here too?

My girl tuck in yuh belly, A beg yuh tuck in yuh belly, A weh yuh a go wid that man, Tuck in yuh side Ha ha

Chorus
From yuh know yuh belly nuh bang
And yuh know say yuh look good inna yuh thong
Gyal skin out, yuh belly look clean
And yuh know say fit in inna magazine,(bruck out bruck out) yuh zeen
(repeat)

Verse 1
Some gyal belly bag ova like shirt
One bagga flab them need some ab work
Big gut and big butt
Gyal that nuh work
And mi nah even smile or smirk
Yuh fi tek care a yuhself
Gyal know what yuh worth
Yuh belly nuffi look like yuh a give birth
Yuh foot favour broom stick
Don't wear nuh skirt
Mi gyal model yuh nuh shape like the earth
(Never)
Walk out Sky Juice nuh yuh daddy
Model pon a gyal yuh belly flat like bammy
Yuh cute n yuh sexy
Round like Tami
A you win the flat belly grammy

(Chorus)

Verse2
(Leftside)
From yuh know say yuh look good Debra
Yuh skin nuh marky and stripe up like zebra
Hold up yuh hand cause yuh hot like pepper
Walk through the dance
Yuh and real hot stepper
From yuh know say yuh have flat belly
Yuh hot inna yuh swimsuit like Kris Kelly
When yuh a walk it nuh shake lie jelly
Up inna the video and talk up Shelly
(Why)

LASIEFAIRE:

yes,  3. A.m  actually 2:58 A.m
how you take know? you dey here too?

[size=13pt]Time zones.

@Ibkaye, I just might employ you to write songs for me. LOL!!![/size]

Lasiefaire go to bed now!!!!!!!

StephenP:

[size=13pt]
@Ibkaye, I just might employ you to write songs for me. LOL!!![/size]

hehehehe

LadyT:

Lasiefaire go to bed now!!!!!!!

why do you want me to go to bed. You got plans
Nights are days to me  and days Night

They eat like there is no tomorrow. . .busy mouth from day and night. . .
You would want to poke if u see some chicks stomachs. . .MORE LIKE BABASUWE'S Belly. .

Rotflmao. . . .Please stop! You're killing me here.

Carry on. . .

LASIEFAIRE:

why do you want me to go to bed. You got plans
Nights are days to me  and days Night

[size=13pt]Pay her no mind. She wants to talk to me in private. Ain't that right, LadyT? LOL!!![/size]

hmmm

LASIEFAIRE:

yes, 3. A.m actually 2:58 A.m
how you take know? you dey here too?

lol, same time zones, 1 hr behind though

D-reloaded:

Did debo retire from Nairaland's most popular male LovePeddler position and give it to Sly?

LMAO.
Don't even get me started with debo  

Really guys . . y'all ain't all that either.
Put up all fine pics and lets be the judge. I bet u half of all this guys opening their mouth have pot belly.
and Y'all should have a bit of respect for women . . its not easy to carry a baby for 9 months . . not to talk of stretch marks.

aloib:

lol, same time zones, 1 hr behind though

where are you. Australia?

such gifted and talented talents should not be wasting their talents here on nairaland oh.

make u go release ya own album joh

Busta:

LMAO.
Don't even get me started with debo  

Really guys . . y'all ain't all that either.
Put up all fine pics and lets be the judge. I bet u half of all this guys opening their mouth have pot belly.
and Y'all should have a bit of respect for women . . its not easy to carry a baby for 9 months . . not to talk of stretch marks.

I want to bet. Nice and sexy ass ati legs

australia is 1 hr ahead of u guys now,
some wer in se asia :p

aloib:

australia is 1 hr ahead of u guys now,
some wer in se asia :p

where?
by the ways, I got plans of going to aussie

You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne
Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.
Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that.

They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.

Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems.
Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo

Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.

eldee:

You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne
Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.
Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that.

They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.

Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems.
Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo

Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.

na you know.

God Stephen why did you have to tell him!!!



No D-reloaded Sly just graduated from Debos ashewo school

) don't quote o, i am editing it, lol
ohh i have a cousin married to a japanese, they came here for vac, very cute kids, and their language na die, do u speak japanese,
plan on taking a visit once i start making my $$$, lol

eldee:

You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne
Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.
Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that.

They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.

Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems.
Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo

Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.

[size=13pt]How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?[/size]

StephenP:

[size=13pt]How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?[/size]

apparently!!

aloib:

philippines don't quote o, i am editing it, lol
ohh i have a cousin married to a japanese, they came here for vac, very cute kids, and their language na die, do u speak japanese,
plan on taking a visit once i start making my $$$, lol

I only know good morning, afternoon, evening a few other words
i got a couple phillipino friends in japan. You need to make that cash quick then.
where do you plan on visiting.

LadyT:

God Stephen why did you have to tell him!!!



No D-reloaded Sly just graduated from Debos ashewo school

Lady T, i dont like players so i will have to end our little something something

@eldee
ROFLMAO!

lol, ahh how long have yu been there, mehn they r everywer,
i dunno sef, my next two vacations r booked, dubai and naija
prolly next yr, and i dont wanna come wen its winter, lol
and i love japanese food, yummy

Eldee hush up please babes!!!

Where did you get your degree in bullshit ( I still loff you babes).

Ladies ignore these guys!



Lasiefaire your damn right it was a little something something. You lied and told me you were packing!

StephenP:

[size=13pt]How did you get that figure? Did you do a survey on all Nigerian foods?[/size]

Bruv, chei!!! You ever heard of sampling a random distribution?
As I told aloib the other day, when you want to check how many bad eggs you've got in a poultry, you don't need to break all the eggs.
Dude, this is high school economics
Eba, Beans, Fried eggs, Agege bread, Ogbolo, Pounded yam, should I continue?

By the way this topic has already been trashed on nigerian TV stations  many times.

Ibk where re u now been waiting all day: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-2169.7520.html#msg2234808

Protruding tummies are now like a trophy for some women

eldee:

You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne
Take some nigerian girls to that ordinary Nandos or maybe Wei Wong for lunch, they'll want to taste everything the restaurant serves.
Even professional foodtasters don't roll like that.

They see it more like a chance to see if the guy's a spender.

Come see how chicks are talking about eating healthy, to prevent heart problems.
Some Nigerian chicks want to eat the whole McDonald's in one day, o ma se oo

Although I have to say, the educated ones are now being reasonable
But it still comes back to our upbringing, 90% of nigerian foods are unhealthy.

And when they finish eating, they would ask for application for employment as they see it as an avenue to feed and breed endlessly

Sleeping becomes a nightmare

They start sweating like rapists

Flabs start to weigh them down

Heavy snoring sets in

Farting on the highest order

To climb Amuwo Odofin housing staircase go become wahala

Belly button starts vanishing

Trademark of food loving Naija girls are oily, greasy (NOT LIPGLOSS but ORORO) mouth with Protruding belly like person wey swallow Calabash!

Abeg correct Naija girls wey dey eat and exercise properly, if u see your fellow sister's for road with MOI-MOI BELLE, tell am say make she suffrey suffrey with food and don't come back swearing at me coz i aint gonna be having it!