After all my wild ways,  i have decided to search for a Husband on Nairaland

just be you and be as crazy as me and we are cool, can u handle me?


if u are looking for a stick thin model dont apply!!!



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U go girl!!!

Where do the applications go?

send it to my emaill its on nairaland!

xplicitvain@yahoo.co.uk

pls list all your qualities and include sizes of whats important

@ HR.Hotness.
Why?

HR.hotness:

You go girl!!!

madam I don't like skinny models, but you must be endowed in the right places.

I need more of your details before I decide whether you merit me submitting an application - dimensions, facial picture, list of ex-boyfriends.

patiently awaiting your reply.

debosky:

madam I don't like skinny models, but you must be endowed in the right places.

I need more of your details before I decide whether you merit me submitting an application - dimensions, facial picture, list of ex-boyfriends.

patiently awaiting your reply.

First of all am a total package, curvy n all.

regarding list of ex-boyfriends hmmmmmm maybe i need to check with my secretary cuz she keeps the name log in the storage room , the files are tooo heavy.

also, hope that didnt scare u off, i can burn the log books,

awaiting ur application.

NubianQ:


First of all am a total package, curvy n all.

regarding list of ex-boyfriends hmmmmmm maybe i need to check with my secretary because she keeps the name log in the storage room , the files are tooo heavy.

the list is unimportant, the key issue is that you are an available, willing and nubile lady.  

But the facial picture is a must.

NubianQ:

After all my wild ways,  i have decided to search for a Husband on Nairaland

just be you and be as crazy as me and we are cool, can u handle me?


if u are looking for a stick thin model don't apply!!!



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   Can we see the photo of she who wants a husband? At least, one has to know what he's getting into so as not to be disappointed in person at first sight

mr 4Him go write your own list and stop borrow posing

@ Nubi

Please fax the list to my secretary for her perusal - curvyness is excellent I need to see the face too though.

Seriously considering applying now, but one more requirement - have you ever made key marks in your bf's Lamborghini or burnt down his shoe closet?

awaiting your prompt reply

Uncle Debo sharrap dia.
NubianQ cannot be looking for a husband she has already found . . . moi.

The critical component of her request has to do with the size and perfomance of Mr. Yekini, that is one area where i have no rival.
I hereby declare this search closed.

debosky:

@ Nubi

Please fax the list to my secretary for her perusal - curvyness is excellent I need to see the face too though.

Seriously considering applying now, but one more requirement - have you ever made key marks in your boyfriend's Lamborghini or burnt down his shoe closet?

awaiting your prompt reply

LOL,,, You dey fear

oyb is looking for a second wife
I am his screening tech
does he qualify?

I no fear oh Hotness, just need to know if I'll require 'girlfriend insurance' on my valuables

@ 4Him

na yekini you still dey deal with? Me I get Thierry Henry - 2004 vintage

Nubi will not qualify as a second wife, ask Cadet - she always wanted to marry an alhaji with a dirty beard

Guess i should start a dating site cos of HR hotness and Nubian.

@NubianQ


you just acted like A GUY

wild oats, behind you, ready to settle down

but a little bit of specifics in what you want , would go a long way

i might just have the man for you(nooo it aint me, me too timid)

debosky:

I no fear oh Hotness, just need to know if I'll require 'girlfriend insurance' on my valuables

@ 4Him

na yekini you still dey deal with? Me I get Thierry Henry - 2004 vintage

Nubi will not qualify as a second wife, ask Cadet - she always wanted to marry an alhaji with a dirty beard

hmm Nubi kwa
make cadet hear you

i need to warn you

my guy aint house broken yet

domestication just wont work

he is thourough bred wildsta

manoy:

Guess i should start a dating site because of HR hotness and Nubian.

HABA,  wetin i do na? I tell u say i dey find husband?
Abeg, i'm still sowing my wild oats  oh

@ debosky
LOL, I guess u been burned before huh??

OK,  4HIM Since u said u are qualified in that department please holla. secondly yes i have sown my wild oats so its time to say stop and give myself to one special person  

too shy to post a pic but we can work something out. and yes i want a man for all the Domestic reasons and more,  no be Big deal oh,  in return u get my years of experience.

Think about having your mind blown away and apply for the Beginning of the Rest of your fun filled fantasitc life.

i welcome pictures as well,  and i believe in Equal oppurtunities for all!!!

P.S pLS IF You ARE SMALL IN THE POWER HOUSE  DEPARTMENT, PLS DONT APPLY BUT IF YOU WRITE A STRONG APPLICATION LETTER I MIGHT CONSIDER YOU AS A PENPAL

NubianQ:

P.S pLS IF You ARE SMALL IN THE POWER HOUSE DEPARTMENT, PLS DONT APPLY BUT IF YOU WRITE A STRONG APPLICATION LETTER I MIGHT CONSIDER YOU AS A PENPAL

U cracking me up babes,,, LOL!!!

LEAVE HR.hotness alone!

She is Still rocking and is a cool chick so guys send ur applications to me,

besides MANOY, if u want to set up a dating site, by all means go ahead. am not complaining, atleast i don  tlk my own

HR.hotness,

My dear i had to advertise. nairaland men are advertising for women so i think i need to start mine, who knows i might get the man with the Biggest and live happily ever after, LOL

NubianQ:

HR.hotness,

My dear i had to advertise. nairaland men are advertising for women so i think i need to start mine, who knows i might get the man with the Biggest and live happily ever after, LOL

I feel u girl,

Rock on,,,

OMG! I need to flee b4 my name enters the greatest book of ,

@HR.hotness and Nubia, Your names will be transferred to the book of vvvvvvv if u mention my name again oh

Manoy,

Na u sabi,

Ok,I don hear oh

My size and performance cannot be questioned - the notches on my bedpost are sufficient evidence. . .we can continue this job interview on YIM,

Since you are not posting pictorial evidence here, lets exchange it there and then we can return here to discuss other 'domestic' requirements

Equal opportunity for all? I don't think so - I go ONLY for the best.

@ nubi

what happens to my friend now?

i have given him your number already

hey guys send ur applications n then we can proceed to facebook and then,

I hear say one retiring 'ashi' wan marry husband. Omo, husband hard to get for decent chics. How much more for 'ashi'. Me, I cant'sint apply but I can 'do'. NubianQ, whether you lepa or you orobo. We must 'dance' konkobelow. So abeg no vex but I wan apply to 'hammer' u. B4 ur retirement. That's why am totolover.