I recall my first time with a
condom, I was 16 or so. I went in
to buy a packet of condoms at
the pharmacy. There was this
beautiful woman assistant behind
the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed
me the package and asked if I
knew how to wear one. I honestly
answered, 'No, this is my first
time.' So she unwrapped the
package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it
was on tightand secure. I
apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around the
store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she
said, and walked to the door, and
locked it. Taking my hand, she led
me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these
excite you?' She asked. Well, I
was so dumb-struck that all I
could do was nod my head. She
then said it was time to slip the
condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed
her panties and lay down on a
desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We
don't have much time.' So I
climbed on her. It was so
wonderful,that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few
minutes. She looked at me with a
bit of a frown. 'Did you put that
condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I
sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.

Loadedtech: I recall my first time with a
condom, I was 16 or so. I went in
to buy a packet of condoms at
the pharmacy. There was this
beautiful woman assistant behind
the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed
me the package and asked if I
knew how to wear one. I honestly
answered, 'No, this is my first
time.' So she unwrapped the
package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it
was on tightand secure. I
apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around the
store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she
said, and walked to the door, and
locked it. Taking my hand, she led
me into the back room,
unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these
excite you?' She asked. Well, I
was so dumb-struck that all I
could do was nod my head. She
then said it was time to slip the
condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed
her panties and lay down on a
desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We
don't have much time.' So I
climbed on her. It was so
wonderful,that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and
KAPOW, I was done within a few
minutes. She looked at me with a
bit of a frown. 'Did you put that
condom on?' she asked. I said, 'I
sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.

what message re u passing 2 people?

cchudychuks: what message re u passing 2 people?

You can pls ask a serch engine...i'll recommend Google for u

for a moment i thought this was real

very funny joke, but am sure there's no way that can happen in reality

Now that is a failed tutorial there

cchudychuks: what message re u passing 2 people?

were is your sense of humour mate?

Can't help laughin out load my neighbors r complainin

cchudychuks: what message re u passing 2 people?

*rolls eyes*

Dat you must put d condom on your finger b4 bleeping d pharmacist. Duh.

does dis luk like a joke? Mumu

cchudychuks: what message re u passing 2 people?

That you should go buy a condom and get laid.

cchudychuks: what message re u passing 2 people?

or better still,

You should go buy a condom and stop forming holier than thou.

Lmao!!! Serves her rite,nxt tym teacher no teach pple nonsense

[color=#990000][/color] any well itz_ Cain Of Joku_ wil don't know wuh ne3d Just Eh Smile