I am not too sure if such a thread exists but thought to create a bit of cheeky laughter rather than all this serious serious threads we have .

Ok il go first:
All my clothes were bought two summers ago.'Uhmm madam I thought you said you were broke, I like this your new dress o'.Me:'This dress, oh its old I bought it two summers ago I just never wore it" .

All my shoes and bags were bought on sale. (I wonder why I have to lie sef his clothes are more expensive than mine.Ok he shops less often).

Aunty A bought this tops for bebe and bobo (another outing excursion that ended in me buying more clothes when we have decided they dont need more clothes).

My husband has this weird thing about food that has been frozen for over 4 weeks.Unknown to him yesterday he ate efo that that had been in the freezer since april.He sat there licking his fingers "this soup is nice when did you get time to make another soup.Thanks babes" Dont ask dont tell

So lets have yours.

The smallest lie i tell him is that i din't just hang up on him that d network is bad. I don't tell him plenty lies cos we have a code and he sees right through me too ...unfortunately

damiso:
My husband has this weird thing about food that has been frozen for over 4 weeks.Unknown to him yesterday he ate efo that that had been in the freezer since april.He sat there licking his fingers

lol.....this food part...my husband too.doesn't eat food that's been refrigerated for more than two days! Does he want me dead?

Ahhhhh...thank God am not strange afterall.....I never eat food refrigerated even the next morning....can't figure out why, but I won't eat it at all.
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I sometimes tell my partner "network is messed up here, can't hear u well." when I don't feel like talking too much jare!!
Sometimes I don't tell her immediately I get to where am travelling to with my car. Always add extra 20-30 minutes before calling her. She said I drive too fast.....lollllllz.
I have told her I have migraines some evenings when I don't feel up to the "bed exercise".....so I can sleep all I want without disturbance!!!

All liars shall perish and go to hell..

Lol . . women are the same everywhere!
Me I don't want to say least i get caught!

slimyem: All liars shall perish and go to hell..

May God help us

Royal Roy: Ahhhhh...thank God am not strange afterall.....I never eat food refrigerated even the next morning....can't figure out why, but I won't eat it at all.
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I sometimes tell my partner "network is messed up here, can't hear u well." when I don't feel like talking too much jare!!
Sometimes I don't tell her immediately I get to where am travelling to with my car. Always add extra 20-30 minutes before calling her. She said I drive too fast.....lollllllz.
I have told her I have migraines some evenings when I don't feel up to the "bed exercise".....so I can sleep all I want without disturbance!!!

Na lie jooor its all in una mind.How come hubby (despite his insistence that his taste buds know the diff)did nit know he was eating 2 month old soup? .I warmed it properly and he thought it was cooked that yesterday.That experiment has now proved that I can now decongest my freezer.I just keep cooking and adding and then one day I just chuck most in the bin cos there is hardly so much I can eat on my own.Its not good to waste food, in my books that is the worse sin cos there are starving people in the world.
And lai lai I cant be cooking everyday.....

damiso:
Its not good to waste food, in my books that is the worse sin cos there are starving people in the world.
And lai lai I cant be cooking everyday.....

My mum's sentiment exactly!!!
But then, I guess what we don't know doesn't kill us!!!

To all the guys - I've never been able to understand the rationale behind not eating frozen food. N I must confess, I never eat frozen jollof rice, sha

Ujujoan: Lol . . women are the same everywhere!
Me I don't want to say least i get caught!

He doesnt come to this section

He stays mainly on Chelsea thread and Politics

Me i dont mind frozen food.

If you grew up in my house, My parents hated every form of wastage. if you take more than enough food you have to finish it o. Nothing gets thrown away

So till this day, before I cook anything new, i make sure everything in the fridge has been eaten first

Atimes it backfires. E.g when you have a party and the excess food I am still eating after 1 week

or some weeks back had a Champions League final party, the unfinished pizza, I had to eat for the next few day

When I have kids too, i would tell them food cost money, nothing must be wasted

God should deliver me from wasting food, cos I have no inhibitions trashing food, lol.

White lies? Hmm...

Gloriagee: To all the guys - I've never been able to understand the rationale behind not eating frozen food. N I must confess, I never eat frozen jollof rice, sha

To be fair sha I never eat any sort of frozen rice it just does not taste the same.But other things esp soup no difference esp when defrosted and warmed properly.

Round 2 frozen ayamase (green stew for ofada rice) .Boiling jasmine rice as I type and I can bet tonight as well he wont tell the diff.

Tomorow moin moin, friday beans and corn.

No more cooking till that freezer is decongested.

Dami, I am sending a little birdie to your hubby to tell him the truth

chaircover: can you freeze moin moin ni? how do you defrost? microwave or back in the steamer?

ive never frozen beans before. You learn everyday ooooooooo

I dont like frozen rice. It looses its taste. I only tend to freeze stews, vegetable soup, okro and ewedu and my ogi of course

Yes you can freeze moi moi.The best way to defrost is get it out of the freezer say like 12 hrs before and leave in the fridge.Then take it out and microwave or steam and it tastes just as nice.

Same with beans, in short I freeze beans alot cos my husband loves beans.We tend to go thru it quickly so need to lie on that one's time frame .This one was cooked last week.I even freeze gbegiri (yeah I make gbegiri my SIL wanted to faint when she heard I make gbegiri in the uk ).

naijababe: Dami, I am sending a little birdie to your hubby to tell him the truth

Dont u dare Mi o kin se Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver so I cannot come and melt in the kitchen.

damiso:
Dont u dare Mi o kin se Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver so I cannot come and melt in the kitchen.

Lol, why u no go melt for kitchen......when you dey cook 'gbegiri' . Like your SIL, i want to faint too.

naijababe:

Lol, why u no go melt for kitchen......when you dey cook 'gbegiri' . Like your SIL, i want to faint too.

Dont mind me o ;DAs I said I hate food wasting so gbegiri came in to utilise my peeled beans.I buy the already peeled beans so in order to utilise it effectively I make moin moin, akara (dont freeze that one ) and gbegiri.
No mind me its just that I miss Shitta Amala too much.You can never get that shitta taste without gbegiri.Even my mother was shocked that proper lagos girl like learnt how to make gbegiri.

damiso:
Dont mind me o ;DAs I said I hate food wasting so gbegiri came in to utilise my peeled beans.I buy the already peeled beans so in order to utilise it effectively I make moin moin, akara (dont freeze that one ) and gbegiri.
No mind me its just that I miss Shitta Amala too much.You can never get that shitta taste without gbegiri.Even my mother was shocked that proper lagos girl like learnt how to make gbegiri.

Mehn, no gbegiri run for my yard abeg. I will leave the gbegiri runs to Olaiya and Shitta folks.

Shoes , bags , clothes, jewellery, brazillian hair....(He thinks the last time I shopped was 2012)

Cos He thinks I shop too much....but likes to show me off...well !

I have a room i keep my loot and simply pinned "out of bounds" on the door....he peeps sometimes sha.

Ehn ehn this topic I like

1. Aso-Ebis ( recently I have had to buy ridiculously expensive lace that I even had to persuade him to wear, he is not a fan and on top lie about the price. He is not a fan of ankos and this trend will continue for a while God is blessing our extended family with weddings etc

2. He doesn't mind me buying clothing items that are different colour and looks obviously different but he doesn't understand why i will have like 2 bags that are same colour and size, me i know they are different, he just can't see it, my answer nowadays is it was two for the price of one.

3. He is British through through, his father was also born here while me my mother and father was born and raised in the village and they transferred some ara bush to me lol, so theatres o, concerts etc not my forte, it doesn't affect me negatively but i will rather be at home but I sha go because he is keen on it

Ah "organic" food, God forgive me for that one. A food product cost double price just because they stick organic label on it!!! forget it, If I know I can get away with it, I am buying what I bought and ate and survived before I met him

So many more, many more. Inside him i suspect he most likely know all this but he chooses to play along for peace to continue lol.

I don't know If I will call it lies though....

When he sees me eating chicken bone marrow, I tell him it's for calcium ..

However, he understands its an African thing

I know I can get my calcium elsewhere but the chicken bones ESP the laps...calcium plenty dia

chaircover: Thanks Ladies . . .

Now where is that my agbari ojukwu pot

Lol at agbari ojukwu.

So na liars full this NL

stillwater: God should deliver me from wasting food, cos I have no inhibitions trashing food, lol.


White lies? Hmm...

I need the same prayer.

hmm, i can think of any right now.

I know how to get anything i want from him, so i dont think i need to lie about anything.

Plus i am reasonable with money. maybe when it comes to my own money, yes. I like the freedom to spend how i want.

As for food, he will not eat what he doesnt see me cook the previous week or food stored in the freezer. He would never eat food more than a week old. LOL

RoyalRoy:

I have told her I have migraines some evenings when I don't feel up to the "bed exercise".....so I can sleep all I want without disturbance!!!

hmmmmm...u don chop tire....na run u kam dey run