Akpors bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now
it is 6610'
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akpors: I am Proud, coz my son is in MedicalCollege .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Akpors: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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akpors: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Akpors : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
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akpors : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Akpors : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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akpors : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Akpors : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..
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akpors complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
akpors : 'I was watching TV news...'
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akpors comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking
Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the
compliment.'
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How do you recognize akpors in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
teacher erases the board.
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Once akpors was walking he had a glove on one hand and
not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be
cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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akpors in a bar and his cellular phone rings.He picks it up
and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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akpors : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
akpors - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others
running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future
tense
akpors : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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akpors told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
akpors: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go

Lmfao...hahahaha, d lst joke gat my ribs cracking...