Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,310 members, 7,808,045 topics. Date: Thursday, 25 April 2024 at 05:39 AM

How To Cook Yoruba. - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / How To Cook Yoruba. (3105 Views)

That Moment Your Friend Msitakenly Use Weed To Cook. Your Food / Hilarious Photo!!!!.......when You Give Your Wife #200 To Cook Jollof Rice And F / Photo Of The Day: Why They Say Men Can’t Cook (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

How To Cook Yoruba. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:19am On Jun 23, 2013
Yoruba is really an easy dish to prepare. Many people hear about the tribes in the south west eating Yoruba but don't know what it is. Here is a simple Yoruba recipe:

One bottle of palm oil.
One cup of vegetable oil.
Half cup of groundnut oil.
Any type of leaf vegetable. Chopped.
Crayfish
Tomatoes
6 maggi cubes
Assorted meat
Kpomo


Put all ingredients in pot. Cook for 1 hour 20 minutes. Serve with eba or amala.
Enjoy.
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by mascot87(m): 10:26am On Jun 23, 2013
You want to cook us abi?God is watching you.One of you in a related thread says Yorubas are tribalistic and thus you want to cook Yoruba.You will not succeed in Jesus name.

1 Like

Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:35pm On Jun 23, 2013
Oh no.
I meant Yoruba which means oily soup. Not yoruba.
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by mafolayomi(f): 4:52pm On Jun 23, 2013
mascot87: You want to cook us abi?God is watching you.One of you in a related thread says Yorubas are tribalistic and thus you want to cook Yoruba.You will not succeed i cheesy ;n Jesus name.
grin grin grin
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jun 23, 2013
mascot87: You want to cook us abi?God is watching you.One of you in a related thread says Yorubas are tribalistic and thus you want to cook Yoruba.You will not succeed in Jesus name.

grin grin grin
*enters coma*
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Queen1(f): 12:53pm On Jun 25, 2013
hahahahahahahaha... lwkmd! cook yoruba ke?! haven't had a gud laugh in a while so tanks OP grin
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by CrazyMan(m): 6:54am On Jun 26, 2013
*Smh*
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by gidson12(m): 9:35am On Jul 06, 2013
hahahahaha....lol, this is hilarious, boy u are wicked, lol, the first 3 ingredients on that recipe are oil....hahahah, pls I'm not going to eat Yoruba pls....hahaha
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by firestar(f): 5:10pm On Jul 11, 2013
Yepa!
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Tgirl4real(f): 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Yoruba is really an easy dish to prepare. Many people hear about the tribes in the south west eating Yoruba but don't know what it is. Here is a simple Yoruba recipe:

One bottle of palm oil.
One cup of vegetable oil.
Half cup of groundnut oil.
Any type of leaf vegetable. Chopped.
Crayfish
Tomatoes
6 maggi cubes
Assorted meat
Kpomo


Put all ingredients in pot. Cook for 1 hour 20 minutes. Serve with eba or amala.
Enjoy.

...and is this suppose to be funny or tribalistic? Have you ever seen anyone cook like that?
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Tgirl4real(f): 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Oh no.
I meant Yoruba which means oily soup. Not yoruba.

Why are u acting all innocent? Is there any such soup in yoruba land?

Where did you learn that yoruba = oily soup?

Do Igbos eat amala or eba?
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by sexymoma(f): 3:40pm On Jul 12, 2013
You are a cooker not even a cook..
ISHOLA KUUKU.
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:18pm On Jul 13, 2013
Why is this site changing the name of a sweet lovely soup to a tribe's name?

There is a soup called Yoruba.
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jul 13, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Why is this site changing the name of a sweet lovely soup to a tribe's name?

There is a soup called Yoruba.


grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jul 15, 2013
This thread's title always gets me cracking
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Airforce1(m): 10:03pm On Jul 15, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Why is this site changing the name of a sweet lovely soup to a tribe's name?

There is a soup called Yoruba.

Hahahahahahahhahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How To Cook Yoruba. by Nobody: 11:18pm On Sep 05, 2013

OP now I know the problem: Seun is censoring the word "öfèmmänû
, which is an Igbo word for "oily soup" to Yoruba. Lmfao! How to cook yoruba!!! Hahahahahaha!! Sometimes you shoot yourself in the foot.

(1) (Reply)

This Picture Will Help You Know If You Have A Dirty Mind / Baby Born With Lips Like A Vagina / Crazy Head

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.