Alfa Seltzer:

You better come to Satan while there is still time.

btw...
ogaga4luv is that you?!

*Kails*:


btw...
ogaga4luv is that you?!

No..alfa is relatively sane,compared to ogaga.
I believe Ogaga and Satan are one entity..lol

I.Joan:


Maybe because many went into the same place and came out dead!!!

The overwhelming majority of people who go to the ER do not come out dead. If your magic man was so powerful you would not need to go to the ER to be healed. You could stay home and do your begging and groveling and get healed. In fact, the lifetime of begging, rolling around on the floor at church, and talking about it incessantly would keep you from ever getting sick in the first place. It, however, does not. Christians get sick and die just as often as the followers of any of the 10, 000 other made up religions and as much as people who don't believe any of it.

^^^ I would hope you don't give glory to Mr Random mutations and Mrs Natural selection since they did nothing whatsoever to remedy the situation. Put simply, I'm hoping (against all logic) that you aren't a Darwinist.

Creatrixity:
No..alfa is relatively sane,compared to ogaga.
I believe Ogaga and Satan are one entity..lol

LOL. I do miss his crazy sef!!

Uyi Iredia: ^^^ I would hope you don't give glory to Mr Random mutations and Mrs Natural selection since they did nothing whatsoever to remedy the situation. Put simply, I'm hoping (against all logic) that you aren't a Darwinist.

No, no. he's a "cry-babyist".
You know, the type of person who did not get their way from God, do not know the answers, had their feelings hurt and thus has made it their life's mission trying to shoot down the notion that there is a greater force than us by any means and at any time...even when it's not called for.

The ultimate fail in this all is that I could have died and yet STILL had faith in God and told him "if this is your will, i will accept it." etc etc. i acknowledge my mortality. I know in this life, in this universe there is always a beginning and an end. I'm not here forever and my time will come. My life was NOT in the hands of the doctors. #trustthat I went there for aid, accepted it may not work. Said my prayers and because it was not my time, made it out.

Some of us appreciate our lives and the creator that blessed us with it. We dont know everything and don't care to. We simply give thanks and Live/die.

Again, we don't have all of the answers but I do know that my "imaginary friend" is much more logical and realistic than some fairytale that mankind evolved from primates. A theory that has been debunked so many times (by scientists themselves), yet still taught to our children.

So let me get this straight, its more of a threat to believe that there is something out there much greater than us, much wiser than us that we cannot describe but can only feel...but putting all faith in fellow MORTALS is to be considered sane? But they curse people who praise Jesus though or Muhammad. You are mad at them for "worshiping" and taking the words of men with flaws but you are joy-ryding scientists #hypocritemuch

>>>>>I put my trust in a higher force, while they literally worship scientists...ummmm something is wrong here.

The egotistical human being knows no bounds. "God is not real" but when something tragic happens THEN they'll try to use faith to get themselves out of their predicament. I guarantee if someone pulls a gun out on one of these internet/Nairaland atheists to rob them i promise you will hear "Oh my God!" followed by some "God if you let me live, I promise I will......" prayer

I always find it hilarious when some of the most die-hard atheists experience something terrible, curse God. Go through something else, live through it and then go on crusades explaining why they have "accepted God" Emotions. Emotions. Emotions.

I don't even know why I respond half of the time when I know what it's all about...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esUFSjZO-Hg

#emotional
#toddlerrants
#iwantitnow!

#

*Kails*:

I always find it hilarious when some of the most die-hard atheists experience something terrible, curse God. Go through something else, live through it and then go on crusades explaining why they have "accepted God" Emotions. Emotions. Emotions.

#emotional
#toddlerrants
#iwantitnow!

#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWsN6JhYEKk

#emotions
i was abused by a human...there is no God

^^^ I think you're being harsh. There's little, if any, truth to the 'no-atheists-in-foxholes' argument. Some American military personnel are atheists. Dang ! I wish I could watch the YouTube video.

*Kails*:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWsN6JhYEKk

#emotions
i was abused by a human...there is no God

*Loud Hiss*

Uyi Iredia: ^^^ I would hope you don't give glory to Mr Random mutations and Mrs Natural selection since they did nothing whatsoever to remedy the situation. Put simply, I'm hoping (against all logic) that you aren't a Darwinist.

I don't have to "give glory" to anything. Evolution is a process just like the evaporation of water: it does not care about you or me. It does not tell you what to eat, who to marry, what fabrics to wear, or what days of the week to work. It will not torture you (FOREVER!) if you fail to worship it. You will not hang out with it in paradise after you die. It will not give you 72 virgins. It is simply the best process to describe the diversity of life on this planet. It is consistent with all that we have learned about biology, molecular biology, anthropology, genetics and paleontology in the last 100 years.

*Kails*:


LOL. I do miss his crazy sef!!



No, no. he's a "cry-babyist".
You know, the type of person who did not get their way from God, do not know the answers, had their feelings hurt and thus has made it their life's mission trying to shoot down the notion that there is a greater force than us by any means and at any time...even when it's not called for.

The ultimate fail in this all is that I could have died and yet STILL had faith in God and told him "if this is your will, i will accept it." etc etc. i acknowledge my mortality. I know in this life, in this universe there is always a beginning and an end. I'm not here forever and my time will come. My life was NOT in the hands of the doctors. #trustthat I went there for aid, accepted it may not work. Said my prayers and because it was not my time, made it out.

Some of us appreciate our lives and the creator that blessed us with it. We dont know everything and don't care to. We simply give thanks and Live/die.

Again, we don't have all of the answers but I do know that my "imaginary friend" is much more logical and realistic than some fairytale that mankind evolved from primates. A theory that has been debunked so many times (by scientists themselves), yet still taught to our children.

So let me get this straight, its more of a threat to believe that there is something out there much greater than us, much wiser than us that we cannot describe but can only feel...but putting all faith in fellow MORTALS is to be considered sane? But they curse people who praise Jesus though or Muhammad. You are mad at them for "worshiping" and taking the words of men with flaws but you are joy-ryding scientists #hypocritemuch

>>>>>I put my trust in a higher force, while they literally worship scientists...ummmm something is wrong here.

The egotistical human being knows no bounds. "God is not real" but when something tragic happens THEN they'll try to use faith to get themselves out of their predicament. I guarantee if someone pulls a gun out on one of these internet/Nairaland atheists to rob them i promise you will hear "Oh my God!" followed by some "God if you let me live, I promise I will......" prayer

I always find it hilarious when some of the most die-hard atheists experience something terrible, curse God. Go through something else, live through it and then go on crusades explaining why they have "accepted God" Emotions. Emotions. Emotions.

I don't even know why I respond half of the time when I know what it's all about...


#emotional
#toddlerrants
#iwantitnow!

#

I don't believe in magic. I never have and never will. I know it is hard for you to comprehend, but for many people your god is no more believable than Thor, Damballah, Zeus, or Black Dada Nihilismus. I will not turn to Zeus if I am afraid or lonely. I will be an adult and deal with my situation with dignity. Most of us will suffer at some point and all of us will die one day. Grow up and get over it.

men are without excuse shaa. They've seen and experienced the attributes of the invisible God since the beginning of creation. Simple. If there is any common ground between i and these men its the fight against THE MENTALITY OF RELIGION IN BELIEVERS. If believers walk in Gods word more. Gods power and love will shine through their lives and convict men for salvation. I still havent met any serious atheist shaa. But as i strongly believe, revival is about to break forth.

shdemidemi: you are hiding from your creator, you believe the essence of your being begins when you new left from right and ends when your flesh become dead carcass. Keep deceiving yourself that you are God.

Where did i say that i WAS God ?

*Kails*:
Had a crazy experience last night
and God got me out of it. I'm still a bit shaken
but those prayers I made to him I know he heard
And I know it was he who got me through it.


So you all can say what you want to say
I trust and believe in my creator. Now more
Than ever!

So why didn't you say what this crazy experience was? And since it was only you and Him that know about it how do we know that its not all just in your head?

manmustwac: Where did i say that i WAS God ?

So why didn't you say what this crazy experience was? And since it was only you and Him that know about it how do we know that its not all just in your head?

she really doesn't have to explain herself or her experience to anyone. If she says God saved her, then He did.

Those of us who believe in his existence and understand the importance of a acknowledging his saving grace believe her.

NoProphecy:
I don't have to "give glory" to anything. Evolution is a process just like the evaporation of water: it does not care about you or me. It does not tell you what to eat, who to marry, what fabrics to wear, or what days of the week to work. It will not torture you (FOREVER!) if you fail to worship it. You will not hang out with it in paradise after you die. It will not give you 72 virgins. It is simply the best process to describe the diversity of life on this planet. It is consistent with all that we have learned about biology, molecular biology, anthropology, genetics and paleontology in the last 100 years.

How more gullible can you guys get? ? ?
Are these the reassuring words you whisper to yourself when you feel a twinge of doubt? ? ?


God loves u, bro !

NoProphecy:
I don't have to "give glory" to anything. Evolution is a process just like the evaporation of water: it does not care about you or me. It does not tell you what to eat, who to marry, what fabrics to wear, or what days of the week to work. It will not torture you (FOREVER!) if you fail to worship it. You will not hang out with it in paradise after you die. It will not give you 72 virgins. It is simply the best process to describe the diversity of life on this planet. It is consistent with all that we have learned about biology, molecular biology, anthropology, genetics and paleontology in the last 100 years.

Spoken like a true citizen of the evolutionary 'never-never' land. Are you willing to articulate to 'aDarwinists' like myself what makes the theory so compelling.

Uyi Iredia:

Spoken like a true citizen of the evolutionary 'never-never' land. Are you willing to articulate to 'aDarwinists' like myself what makes the theory so compelling.

His santa-designed brain

wiegraf:

His santa-designed brain

So says sir Jizz-a-lot !

Uyi Iredia:

So says sir Jizz-a-lot !

My pipi works, so I do do that, captain obvious. Not necessarily with my hand though (an activity I suspect you've got good experience with considering your morbid obsession with it), which I assume is what you imply. As I think your small, foolish, santa-given mind probably thinks that an insult.

But more pertinently, good ser, what does that have to do with anything?

His santa-given brain provided the tools which led him to his decision.

Is this statement wrong, my special friend? Did you even attempt addressing it? Instead, your mind wandered off to ji.zzing (again)? If you're really that interested in jiz.z (ugh) then please here, google is your friend, but you really should do some of your research yourself. Santa, for instance, isn't going to do it for you.

wiegraf:
My pipi works, so I do do that, captain obvious. Not necessarily with my hand though (an activity I suspect you've got good experience with considering your morbid obsession with it), which I assume is what you imply. As I think your small, foolish, santa-given mind probably thinks that an insult.

But more pertinently, good ser, what does that have to do with anything?
His santa-given brain provided the tools which led him to his decision.

Is this statement wrong, my special friend? Did you even attempt addressing it? Instead, your mind wandered off to ji.zzing (again)? If you're really that interested in jiz.z (ugh) then please here, google is your friend, but you really should do some of your research yourself. Santa, for instance, isn't going to do it for you.

Lmfao
wiegraf you crazy man.
you need help

wiegraf:

My pipi works, so I do do that, captain obvious.

Good for you, mr whargarbl. Just make sure it doesn't go flaccid from abuse.

wiegraf:
Not necessarily with my hand though (an activity I suspect you've got good experience with considering your morbid obsession with it), which I assume is what you imply.

But of course, you need a cünt to help you out with that problem. Penile varicose vein thingz.

wiegraf:
As I think your small, foolish, santa-given mind probably thinks that an insult.

So says mr Wiefty-Grafty.

wiegraf:
But more pertinently, good ser, what does that have to do with anything?

Ironic. Cuz the question applies to pea-brain who had to reveal his bütt when I posted a reply.

wiegraf:
His santa-given brain provided the tools which led him to his decision.

Santa must have failed little wiegraf a lot. No problem, mr wiegraf has a new toy, Dr Seuss' tale of wiegraf's faffs.

wiegraf:
Is this statement wrong, my special friend? Did you even attempt addressing it? Instead, your mind wandered off to ji.zzing (again)?

Next time I write jizz, visualize a lady mouthing on your doo-doo and comfort yourself the thought that a roughly similar mouth action made jazz.

wiegraf:
If you're really that interested in jiz.z (ugh) then please here,

Oh that ! I'll check it out. For someone who complains I'm interested you exhibit a lot of knowledge - or should I say curiosity.

wiegraf:
google is your friend, but you really should do some of your research yourself. Santa, for instance, isn't going to do it for you.

Don't worry. Lots of gradual mutation and purposeless non-random natural selection should do the trick.

Uyi Iredia:

Good for you, mr whargarbl. Just make sure it doesn't go flaccid from abuse.




But of course, you need a cünt to help you out with that problem. Penile varicose vein thingz.



So says mr Wiefty-Grafty.



Ironic. Cuz the question applies to pea-brain who had to reveal his bütt when I posted a reply.



Santa must have failed little wiegraf a lot. No problem, mr wiegraf has a new toy, Dr Seuss' tale of wiegraf's faffs.



Next time I write jizz, visualize a lady mouthing on your doo-doo and comfort yourself the thought that a roughly similar mouth action made jazz.




Oh that ! I'll check it out. For someone who complains I'm interested you exhibit a lot of knowledge - or should I say curiosity.



Don't worry. Lots of gradual mutation and purposeless non-random natural selection should do the trick.

Jizz, bjs, c.unts, doo-doo, etc.. Che, brah, did someone steal your crayons? Don't cry, it will be alright.. Perhaps you'd like some milk and cabin?

Even after poring through this post with a microscope, I failed to find anything close to resembling a point. Perhaps you think (if you're capable of normal thought, ie) otherwise, but I assure you, not so. You simply just affirm my assertions with these posts. Asides from being a desperate, self-centered, confused mess, your mind also appears to be sexist, vulgar, homophobic etc. Simply put; rather sad.

So again, my special friend;
His santa-given brain provided the tools which led him to his decision.

Problem, where? Though I have to leave soon..

NL member:

Lmfao
wiegraf you crazy man.
you need help

DOHOHOHO...

Oga, 2 days. How you dey?

wiegraf:

DOHOHOHO...

Oga, 2 days. How you dey?

So you're now mr whargabl
That'll teach you for dismissing people's religious arguments by calling them whargabl

Anyway everything is fine at my end alhamdulilah

wiegraf:

Jizz, bjs, c.unts, doo-doo, etc.. Che, brah, did someone steal your crayons? Don't cry, it will be alright.. Perhaps you'd like some milk and cabin?

Even after poring through this post with a microscope, I failed to find anything close to resembling a point. Perhaps you think (if you're capable of normal thought, ie) otherwise, but I assure you, not so. You simply just affirm my assertions with these posts. Asides from being a desperate, self-centered, confused mess, your mind also appears to be sexist, vulgar, homophobic etc. Simply put; rather sad.

So again, my special friend;
His santa-given brain provided the tools which led him to his decision.

Problem, where? Though I have to leave soon..

Now I'm done with groans of the marginally-intelligent zombie you are, I think I deserve the chance of talking with otherwise normal (but deluded) humans. The fact that you replied_thank you mr wiegraf !_means my points were more than made. That said, have a pleasant night in your mental gulag_after a much-needed shock therapy.

NL member:

So you're now mr whargabl
That'll teach you for dismissing people's religious arguments by calling them whargabl

And this particular genius isn't even religious, just astronomically confused

NL member:
Anyway everything is fine at my end alhamdulilah

Glad to hear.... Take am softly abeg..

Uyi Iredia:

Spoken like a true citizen of the evolutionary 'never-never' land. Are you willing to articulate to 'aDarwinists' like myself what makes the theory so compelling.

Are fairy tales that include rape, incest, cold-blooded murder, the enslavement of human beings, the oppression of women, genocide, torture, and vicarious redemption through primitive ritual human sacrifice needed? Do you need to feel that the entire universe was made so that someone (a man!) can chill with you after you are dead? Do you need an explanation that allows you the possibility of reuniting with deceased friends and relatives (and therefore never mentally move on)? If so, you had better stick with your religion. You will never be convinced.

NoProphecy:
Are fairy tales that include rape, incest, cold-blooded murder, the enslavement of human beings, the oppression of women, genocide, torture, and vicarious redemption through primitive ritual human sacrifice needed?

Inane really. Click on my profile name, check from pages 12 to 0 to have a better grasp of my stance then try again. Not even all Christians take the Bible literally.

NoProphecy:
Do you need to feel that the entire universe was made so that someone (a man!) can chill with you after you are dead? Do you need an explanation that allows you the possibility of reuniting with deceased friends and relatives (and therefore never mentally move on)?

Whether you enter into the nothingness some atheists suppose, or a 'somethingness' as proferred by Islam and Christianity, there's an 'afterlife' after death.

NoProphecy:
If so, you had better stick with your religion. You will never be convinced.

Stick with your delusion of evolution. You're so far gone to know how utterly false that theory is. I propose you and mr whargarbl mutually titillate yourselves on creationist jokes while you're at it. No pörn needed.

Uyi Iredia:
Whether you enter into the nothingness some atheists suppose, or a 'somethingness' as proferred by Islam and Christianity, there's an 'afterlife' after death

How is a state of nothingness an afterlife?

Uyi Iredia:

Inane really. Click on my profile name, check from pages 12 to 0 to have a better grasp of my stance then try again. Not even all Christians take the Bible literally.



Whether you enter into the nothingness some atheists suppose, or a 'somethingness' as proferred by Islam and Christianity, there's an 'afterlife' after death.




Stick with your delusion of evolution. You're so far gone to know how utterly false that theory is. I propose you and mr whargarbl mutually titillate yourselves on creationist jokes while you're at it. No pörn needed.

I guess I was wrong. I had no idea that all Christians had come together and developed a consistent, objective, universally accepted way to determine what in the books written by desert savages should be taken literally, what is just allegory, and what should be ignored all together. I am ready to be shown the light. Please share this with me.

I was also wrong in thinking that dying and going into nothingness is um an afterlife. I guess the asparagus I just ate is having an afterlife somewhere. So is the pig that was in my stew. Fascinating stuff.

NoProphecy:
I guess I was wrong. I had no idea that all Christians had come together and developed a consistent, objective, universally accepted way to determine what in the books written by desert savages should be taken literally, what is just allegory, and what should be ignored all together. I am ready to be shown the light. Please share this with me.

Kindly follow instructions. Click my profile name and check pages 12 to 0 to know my stance. The light, huh ! Don't flatter yourself, you don't have eyes. Remember, click and check.

NoProphecy:
I was also wrong in thinking that dying and going into nothingness is um an afterlife. I guess the asparagus I just ate is having an afterlife somewhere. So is the pig that was in my stew. Fascinating stuff.

Sure ! The asparagus is certainly in an afterlife. As nothing, it is no longer an asparagus, as something, it exists as biochemicals in various cells in your body. Same with the pig_roasted perhaps. I must say though you my take on the afterlife is lost on you. Read it again, hopefully you may get and agree with what I meant.

NL member:
How is a state of nothingness an afterlife?

I'll reply the question via PM. Messrs Faff-a-bout and NoProphecy are dogs deserving of crumbs.

Uyi Iredia:

I'll reply the question via PM. Messrs Faff-a-bout and NoProphecy are dogs deserving of crumbs.

Oh no, pls, don't mind me. By all means, continue irradiating Uyiredian logic. It seems more toxic than even nuclear fallout. What's next?

1 + 1 = 2

therefore, '+' is a number?