A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad men to a psychiatric Hospital.
The mad men were makin so much noise, such that you could Hear from Land.
So,their leader AKPOS entered d Pilot's Cabin;
AKPOS: Hi Pilot, Please Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
AKPOS: What?
PILOT: If you can get your coleagues to keepquiet. (5mins.. later, the plane was very quiet!
AKPOS: Pilot, They have stopped the noise, Can you fufil your promise now
PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keepquiet?
AKPOS: "I opened d door and asked them to go and play outside!!!

Gud, wise akpos