1. At movies: Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet "Sorry did
that hurt?"
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Why
don't you try again?
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call
"Sorry! Were u sleeping?"
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping, u stupid fool?
4. When they see me with shorter hair "Hey
Have u had a haircut?"
Me: Nah! Its autumn. My hair's shedding.!
5. When someone call's on land line n asks
Where r u?
Me: I am in the market with telephone around
my neck...!!!
6. When I m washing my car, Neighbor "Hey are
u washing it?"
Me: no, i m just watering it so that it grows into
a big bus.

7. On Sunday morning
wearing my suit going to church holding my Bible
"hey you
going to church?
Me:am going to school...
8. when cooking on stove " are u cooking?
Me:,no am washing pot on top stove.
9. On arrival at home...
'oh... U are back?
Me: no am going.
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