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Cough Syrup by Nobody: 9:40am On Jul 05, 2013
Before going to bed, i had to eat
something. I opened d fridge nd
yes, all d things in my fridge had
turned to block;d light had been
on for 8 years without going off.I
finished eating nd went to bed.
Oh I ve to reduce d speed of this
fan, d voltage is so high.I woke
up very early in d morning to d
sound of classical music. I
casually strolled into the
bathroom. Oh!the cold is too
much this morning, i turned on d
hot-water tap.While towelling
myself dry, i turned on the radio
and heard the presenter speaking
of how Nigeria is now one of the
most developed countries in the
world and how d Nigerian
president yesterday declared his
asset and all he had to boast of
was N20 million naira and a
duplex in his village.I finished
dressing up and took my time to
eat. I had no reason to
rush,afterall the road is always
free and there are no pot holes.
On d way, i saw a few policemen
patrolling and I greeted them. I
stopped to chat wit dem 4 a few
minutes after which i drove off
laughing.In my workplace, i saw
some people loitering in d waiting
room nd discovered dey were
here to be interviewed.I saw d
son of the permanent secretary.I
also saw a young man with
tattered shoes nd patched-up
trouser; he graduated recently
from one of d government
universities, but everyone could
testify to the fact that he's
brilliant.While going home that
day, i saw the man with d
tattered shoes smiling and i asked
him why. "Sir, i've been given d
job." "What! What of the
Permanent secretary's son, didn't
his father call beforehand?No"grin
man said, "He didn't"That
evening,i went out 2 play in D
neighborhood, i saw Adamu and
Obinna discussing d recent trend
in the country,of how Mallam
Danjuma is now D governor of
Rivers state, Senator Abifarin
Oluwafemi is now the governor in
Borno state,Mr Chijioke Godffrey
is now the governor of Oyo
state.Den I had a Mosquito bite
on my nose,as I slapped my
face.I woke up realized that I
took too much cough syrup bfr I slept.

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Re: Cough Syrup by donted(m): 7:08pm On Jul 07, 2013
9s 1 bro hw I wish dis country can be lyk ur dream
Re: Cough Syrup by aquaprin90: 8:54am On Jul 08, 2013
Ohhh...very fascinating dream.... wink
Re: Cough Syrup by valicious1(m): 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
If you believe the OP's dream would become a reality soonest & we will all be alive and strong to witness d marvelous transformation pls hit d like button

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