Efe got married and on his wedding night he called his father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. 'So what do I do first'. His fatther: 'take her clothes off & lay her on the bed; 5mins later,Efe was on the phone again. 'She's naked & in bed,What do I do now? His father couldn't belive what he was hearing.'Take your damn! Clothes off & get into bed with her'. After another 5mins,Poor Efe got on the phone again. 'Dad,I'm naked & in bed with her. What do I do now? 'Sh1t son, do I have to spell everything out for you. Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees.Goodnight. Just when the old man started snoring,His son got on the phone again. 'Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl,What do I do next? "DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDGIT!

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