CFCfan: Abraham Lincoln instead of Buhari.

Kim Kardashian instead of Tonto Dikeh

Amber Rose instead of Vanneni

CFCfan: Abraham Lincoln instead of Buhari.

Kim Kardashian instead of Tonto Dikeh

Amber Rose instead of Vanneni

dayokanu: UFO instead of winches

CFCfan: Abraham Lincoln instead of Buhari.

Kim Kardashian instead of Tonto Dikeh

Amber Rose instead of Vanneni

rhames: on SUV instaed of jeep you are wrong. SUV is sports utility vehicle used to describe all 4x4 vehicles. Jeep is an automobile brand that produces SUV's only such as the Cherokee. That is why most SUV's are described as Jeep. You don fail exam for that one sir.

uj_sizzle: lmao una dey madt oo chai my ribs




Liquor instead of 'HOT'
Noodles instead of 'Indomie'
Seasoning cubes instead of 'Maggi'

ITbomb: When pronouncing 'anti-clockwise'
you say 'antai-clockwise'
instead of 'antii-clockwise'

ighoosagie: no go use laugh kill me Abeg I dey drive now

SniperInADiaper: Fried plantain instead of dodo
B1tch slap instead of hot slap.

fried plantain is kpekere,
Its fried ripe plantain dats dodo.

Mr knowitall.:
Instead of saying... look at this foolish boy. ..you say look at the bitttch nigga...

DOD.:
I think it is "bike" instead of "okada"

dayokanu: [size=14pt]"Toothpaste instead of macleans

Seasoning instead of Ajinomotor

Detergent instead of Omo/Surf

Metro bus instead of BRT/Molue

Obese/Overweight instead of orobo

"Model-like figure" instead of "HIV patient"[/size]

delors:
Lolz...I dont understand ur rhetorical question but seriously, what we call savings account in Nigeria is called chequing in North America...you use debit as we use ATM and withdraw/deposit as u want...Savings his more like Nigerian current account. Weird!

Idi Amin: Open market/goodwill instead of bend down select.

Shopping mall instead of supermarket

99cent instead of shopright

25Calibre: Americans don't listen, I don't know where they get their English from.

They took the British English, and contorted it into various nonsense.

Anti-venom = Antai-Venom

Even the late Libyan dictator Ghadaffi, they called him Quadaffi

Osama bin laden is pronounced Usama bin laden.

Beey: At the restaurant when you order they ask?Do u want for here or or to go, instead of take-away. Ketchup instead of tomatosauce.Will u give me a ride instead of lift.Flip-flops instead of slippers.Liquor instead of beer.Vehicle instead of car.I went to the store instead of shop.Gas instead of petrol.Bathroom instead of toilet/ladies or gents room.