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Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Lifebender(m): 4:59pm On Jul 18, 2013
Bwahahahahahahahaha...perry perry funnycheesycheesycheesy
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Tinkybabe(f): 5:00pm On Jul 18, 2013
Mouth Action by snake gone awry grin

The snake's head should be chopped if caught, poor man sad
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by emyibe(m): 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2013
nadia_SA:
Amen
U TOO LIKE COCK. HEY
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by kokoye(m): 5:02pm On Jul 18, 2013
snake and joystick look alike abi?

The snake was just playing with the stick - thought they're cousins.

operation free the snake abeg

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Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Chubhie: 5:04pm On Jul 18, 2013
Now am scared.
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by docjuli(m): 5:05pm On Jul 18, 2013
"Snake On A Plane" pictures @ Okija_Juju.

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Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Miraclebaby1109: 5:07pm On Jul 18, 2013
lucky him
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by YoshiMaster: 5:08pm On Jul 18, 2013
What I have learnt from this story is to flush the toilet EVERY TIME before I use it.
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by tintingz(m): 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2013
1 shortblackboy: the snake think say the thing na another snake wey wan attack am na
Lolzz!! grin

" snake in closet shadow" cheesy
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Nobody: 5:10pm On Jul 18, 2013
emyibe:
U TOO LIKE COCK. HEY
LoL I'm just feeling sorry for the gf nau
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by yuzedo: 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2013
barman: After the bite, the man “ran from the room in horror”
Imagining this is tooooooo funny! grin grin grin grin grin Soooooo who sucked the poison out of the deeeek?? grin cheesy tongue
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Blessmira: 5:13pm On Jul 18, 2013
mykorhe@ya:
no comment.



I shall make first to kument one day. God please give me the grace

Hmmmmm... Grace 2 b d 1st 2 comment abi?? E don turn 2 ticket 2 heaven? Lol cheesy
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by emyibe(m): 5:15pm On Jul 18, 2013
nadia_SA:
Amen
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by monsterg(m): 5:16pm On Jul 18, 2013
[quote author=ericgold][/quote]whether sweet or not cool
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by slimyem: 5:18pm On Jul 18, 2013
"It was the snake's signal for help when it bit me," the
man, identified as Lin, was quoted as saying. "If it hadn't
maybe it would have been stuck in the septic tank and
either suffocated or starved to death. It looked like an
accident but it was actually fate."
cheesycheesy
Lin is a clown. E be like say the bite sweet am well. cheesy
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by chizel: 5:21pm On Jul 18, 2013
Ok
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Dannylux: 5:22pm On Jul 18, 2013
*reads the topic*.
Buhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheahahahahahahah..laugh don carry me go neptune ni
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by amber222(f): 5:23pm On Jul 18, 2013
Okija_juju: O snaps!!! grin



"SNAKES ON D PLANE".
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Zatwo: 5:26pm On Jul 18, 2013
lol
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Chiadikaobi(m): 5:38pm On Jul 18, 2013
1 shortblackboy: the snake think say the thing na another snake wey wan attack am na

Hahaha......CASE CLOSED
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Kenny4lyfe(m): 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2013
Ouchh!!! That must've hurt like helll!!! grin grin grin
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Nwokeike1: 5:47pm On Jul 18, 2013
Snake jam Snake, who will win? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by ksam(m): 5:53pm On Jul 18, 2013
New std disease snakeporous
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by comrChris(m): 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2013
tank God sey nobi gal who sit n open dat hole jst 2urinate,dat snake 4enter dat hole straight

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Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by hikmoj(m): 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2013
Dat snake needs 2 b arrested,detained &proscutd
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by igboboy1(m): 6:04pm On Jul 18, 2013
hikmoj: Dat snake needs 2 b arrested,detained &proscutd

abeg the snake need amnesty biko....BH dey get amnesty, ND militants dey get amnesty..how about the snake which i am sure has low amount of murders to its name compare to the former.
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by igbsam(m): 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2013
barman:

A 35-year-old unnamed man from northern Israel was visiting his parents in the Lower Galilee town of Nofit
Town of NO-FIT. But the snanke show say e FIT by crunching on the Joystick.
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jul 18, 2013
emmanuel4758: picture abeg
pishure for wetin,abi ya name na tyson GAY?
@ topic..the man should thanx his stars it wasnt a venomous serpent otherwise it would have been a different story..
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by AbuMikey(m): 6:17pm On Jul 18, 2013
gringringringringringringrin
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by IGBOSON1: 6:17pm On Jul 18, 2013
1 shortblackboy: the snake think say the thing na another snake wey wan attack am na

^^^That's understandable, especially if dude was doing a 'number two'!.....the poor snake must have thought it was an 'albino' adversary, and reckoned that the best form of defence is attack!
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jul 18, 2013
Gialmine: grin grin Lmao! The snake wanna give the man BJ...the thing wanna suck cockk tongue grin
hmmm...so you know very well that d right spelling of co.ck turns out and becomes rooster,too!?haba! Abeg Slowdowna,o...
Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by fallingsky(m): 6:31pm On Jul 18, 2013
[quote author=Nomski0]I'm seriously the first to comment?!!!!!

Nd Wat have u achieved? Idiot!!!

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