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| What Would You Do If U Were This Lady? by abasifo(m): 9:23am On Jul 20, 2013 |
What would you do if u were this lady? LADY: Hi, good afternoon RADIO STATION: Good afternoon, what can we do for you? LADY: Please, I’ll like to get two tickets for the AY LIVE show this weekend. RADIO STATION: Well, you’ll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air & make them believe it. LADY: That’s ok. RADIO STATION: Are you married? Do you have kids? LADY: Yes, I have a son. RADIO STATION: Good, you will call your husband & tell him he is not d father of ur son. LADY: Wow, that’s a big one. RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it’s all prank. LADY: Ok, let’s do this ’cause I really want d tickets. RADIO: Ok, where is he right now? LADY: He’s at d office. His number is…….. (Radio station calls the husband) LADY: Hello Love! HUSBAND: Hi Baby! LADY: How is work? HUSBAND: Good,can’t wait to get back home & make sweet love to u. LADY: Me too! But em…there’s something I need 2 tell you. HUSBAND: Ok, I’m all ears dear! LADY: You know I love u? HUSBAND: Yes I do! LADY: And we promised to always be sincere to each other? HUSBAND: Yes we did, u’re starting to scare me dear, pls, what’s this all about? LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago. HUSBAND: What happened? LADY: The annual xmas party we had in d office 9yrs ago I got drunk & had sex wit a co-worker…em,u are not d father of our son. HUSBAND: What! LADY: I just felt u should know. HUSBAND: Are u crazy? LADY: I’m sorry love, I just needed to get it off my chest. HUSBAND: I can’t believe this. LADY: Am sorry love, pls forgive me. HUSBAND: You want forgiveness? Ok u have to forgive dis, I have been sleeping with ur sister for the past 5yrs. RADIO STATION: Oh God! LADY: What did u just say? HUSBAND: You heard me, we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you? RADIO STATION: Sir, this is a prank & u are on air. We asked ur wife to play a prank on u so u guys can get tickets to go watch d A.Y live show dis weekend. HUSBAND: Oh shit! |
| Re: What Would You Do If U Were This Lady? by opeano(m): 9:44am On Jul 20, 2013 |
Lols. Funny scenerio. If I were d Lady, I will just tank God dat I unconsciously made my husband a better man tru his confession. Cos frm dat. We shall av a beta relatnship. Trut hurts but helps |
| Re: What Would You Do If U Were This Lady? by texanomaly(f): 10:03am On Jul 20, 2013 |
 Oh my Goodness... |
| Re: What Would You Do If U Were This Lady? by GovtPikin: 10:08am On Jul 20, 2013 |
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