The Gas:-

1. 10 pieces of white cloth (for pregnancy & outdooring)
2. 20 crates of Star beer (10 for the mother-in-law, 10 for father-in-law)
3. Albion or Nissan Bluebird car
4. 4 live pigs (for domedo)
5. One akasanoma radio (for listening to Obonu FM)
6. 2 years advance rent (cos you will be staying with your in-laws)
7. 1 CD compilation of DJ Gblagazaa's Mixx feat Screwface
8. 1 Pair Trawler
9. 1 drum of akpeteshie (for libation sake)
10. Valid residence preferably in James Town, Mpoase, Mamprobi, Chokor, Teshie Tsui Bleeoo, Teshie Tiafi ahe.

**


The Ashantis:-

1. Valid visa to Germany/Spain/USA
2. Shares in Obuasi Goldfields
3. 1 Store at a Commercial Business District
4. A degree in "yobbing"
5. DNA Test results to prove linkage to the Asantehene
6. Middle School Leaving Certificate (standard 7 accepted)
7. 5 set of mortar and pestle
8. Cassava & plantain farm (no fufu powder)
9. Speak fluent "capo" language
10. 1 copy of Everyday English
11. Valid residence in areas such as Abossey Okai, North Kaneshie, Sukura, Russia



The Ewes:-

1. 10kg of "atama" snuff (for the father-in-law)
2. Oversized Tema-station suit (for future growth and expansion)
3. Cassava farm
4. Multi-colored XXXL towel for father-in-law (if he's from the Southern Volta)
5. 10 pieces of white "Obroni waawu" singlets (for the father in-law)
6. 8 pieces of multicolored vest (for Mother-in-law). To be used on market days
7. One stall at Asigame (for mother-in-law)
8. Connections to work in government agencies preferably post offices and hospitals
9. 20 sets of neatly wrapped chewing sticks
10. My First Copy Book (for retired fisherman now turned student
11. Valid residence preferably in these locations: Madina, Agbogba, Adenta, Haatso, Libya Quarters, Ashaley Botwe

**


The Kwahus:-

1. 3 year valid SUSU Saving bank account
2. Hardware store- dealing in cement, iron rods, paints, roofing sheets etc.
3. Middle School Leaving Certificate
4. Ability to sponsor Easter trips back home every year
5. Valid visa and work permit in Spain preferably apple plantations
6. One drinking spot
7. Valid residence in areas such as Dome, Taifa, Kwabenya, Saint Johns etc



**

The Krobos:-

30 packs of GSMF approved condoms
20 funeral cloths
Ability to perform paternity tests often
One blue kiosk
45 pieces of mercy soap/cream and ointment
Residence in a compound house
Ability to go six rounds
Readiness to stalk wife on market days.

**

The Akwapims:-

A Presby Hymn book (Akwapim Version)
Akwapim Bible (hard cover)
Broni waawu coat (for Father-in-law)
2 tubers of yam for (otoh - mashed yam and palm oil meal)
1 sack load of snails
2 sack loads of cocoyam (for nyoma)
30 bunches of palm fruits (for mmekwan)

**


The Fantes:-

20 crates of Ovaltine/Tetley tea bags
50kg of sausage
77 containers of jam/margarine
67 crates of ideal milk
10 boxes of turkey wings
6 crates of eggs
1 seagoing canoe
Required High School - Adisadel College & Mfantsipim
Connection to work in government agencies such as Post office, Ministries and Newspaper agencies
A dining table set (with six chairs)
cartons of bacon
A set of large frying pans to fry the bacon, sausage, turkey wings and eggs
The man has to prove eligibility to rise up to be a Principal Secretary
Participation in keysoap TV programmes especially Cantata & Concert Party
Qualifies to live in government bungalow
A side plan (done by the most renowned architect in the country Architect.) which will always be in the back pockets, to exhibit/show the building plan he will never be able to put up.
Tons of cartons of beef for light soup.

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Laughed really hard till there were tears in my eyes.All u said was true but most wont appreciate it because they wont understand sm of the terms.

Otumfor come confirm this real matter o!

It's a lie,it an analysis made based on common traits of each tribe.
Eg.The gas dont like working hence they tend to procreate more thus the need for the white cloth and they love to dance to that favourite tune gbalagazaa.They have those big yansh that can crush you when it accidentally hits u and they shake it like no man's business anytime they hear that song play
2.The Ashanti's are like the ibos.They are business oriented,like to travel and brag like nobody's business.
3.The Fanti's are mostly scholars and like all this white collar jobs.Their mouth sweet them well well.They dont mind adding all the vegetables u knw,sausage,corned beef,chicken,gizzard to egg just to fry.
4.The Krobo's are like the calabar women.I think they even Bleep better than the calabar women and cannt just be faithful in a marriage(It takes the grace of God)but they make good lovers.
5.The Kwahu's are just like the Ashantis.Business oriented ppl,travelling things and they celebrate easter as a festival since they dont have any festival.
6.The Akwapims are the calmest of all.They talk less and are considered the most respectful tribe in Ghana.

Abu Mikey: Otumfor come confirm this real matter o!

Popowaa: It's a lie,it an analysis made based on common traits of each tribe.
Eg.The gas dont like working hence they tend to procreate more thus the need for the white cloth and they love to dance to that favourite tune gbalagazaa.They have those big yansh that can crush you when it accidentally hits u and they shake it like no man's business anytime they hear that song play
2.The Ashanti's are like the ibos.They are business oriented,like to travel and brag like nobody's business.
3.The Fanti's are mostly scholars and like all this white collar jobs.Their mouth sweet them well well.They dont mind adding all the vegetables u knw,sausage,corned beef,chicken,gizzard to egg just to fry.
4.The Krobo's are like the calabar women.I think they even Bleep better than the calabar women and cannt just be faithful in a marriage(It takes the grace of God)but they make good lovers.
5.The Kwahu's are just like the Ashantis.Business oriented ppl,travelling things and they celebrate easter as a festival since they dont have any festival.
6.The Akwapims are the calmest of all.They talk less and are considered the most respectful tribe in Ghana.

Thanks Missy!





Are you Ghanian??

Welcome

Abu Mikey: Thanks Missy!





Are you Ghanian??

I love ghana must go

There is a tribe in Ghana called gas and i thought obubura was weird

Very soon, Ghanaians will soon compose their own version for Nigerian tribes and argument go start.

Ah! My brother this is serious o

sigmond: The Gas:-

1. 10 pieces of white cloth (for pregnancy & outdooring)
2. 20 crates of Star beer (10 for the mother-in-law, 10 for father-in-law)
3. Albion or Nissan Bluebird car
4. 4 live pigs (for domedo)
5. One akasanoma radio (for listening to Obonu FM)
6. 2 years advance rent (cos you will be staying with your in-laws)
7. 1 CD compilation of DJ Gblagazaa's Mixx feat Screwface
8. 1 Pair Trawler
9. 1 drum of akpeteshie (for libation sake)
10. Valid residence preferably in James Town, Mpoase, Mamprobi, Chokor, Teshie Tsui Bleeoo, Teshie Tiafi ahe.

**


The Ashantis:-

1. Valid visa to Germany/Spain/USA
2. Shares in Obuasi Goldfields
3. 1 Store at a Commercial Business District
4. A degree in "yobbing"
5. DNA Test results to prove linkage to the Asantehene
6. Middle School Leaving Certificate (standard 7 accepted)
7. 5 set of mortar and pestle
8. Cassava & plantain farm (no fufu powder)
9. Speak fluent "capo" language
10. 1 copy of Everyday English
11. Valid residence in areas such as Abossey Okai, North Kaneshie, Sukura, Russia



The Ewes:-

1. 10kg of "atama" snuff (for the father-in-law)
2. Oversized Tema-station suit (for future growth and expansion)
3. Cassava farm
4. Multi-colored XXXL towel for father-in-law (if he's from the Southern Volta)
5. 10 pieces of white "Obroni waawu" singlets (for the father in-law)
6. 8 pieces of multicolored vest (for Mother-in-law). To be used on market days
7. One stall at Asigame (for mother-in-law)
8. Connections to work in government agencies preferably post offices and hospitals
9. 20 sets of neatly wrapped chewing sticks
10. My First Copy Book (for retired fisherman now turned student
11. Valid residence preferably in these locations: Madina, Agbogba, Adenta, Haatso, Libya Quarters, Ashaley Botwe

**


The Kwahus:-

1. 3 year valid SUSU Saving bank account
2. Hardware store- dealing in cement, iron rods, paints, roofing sheets etc.
3. Middle School Leaving Certificate
4. Ability to sponsor Easter trips back home every year
5. Valid visa and work permit in Spain preferably apple plantations
6. One drinking spot
7. Valid residence in areas such as Dome, Taifa, Kwabenya, Saint Johns etc



**

The Krobos:-

30 packs of GSMF approved condoms
20 funeral cloths
Ability to perform paternity tests often
One blue kiosk
45 pieces of mercy soap/cream and ointment
Residence in a compound house
Ability to go six rounds
Readiness to stalk wife on market days.

**

The Akwapims:-

A Presby Hymn book (Akwapim Version)
Akwapim Bible (hard cover)
Broni waawu coat (for Father-in-law)
2 tubers of yam for (otoh - mashed yam and palm oil meal)
1 sack load of snails
2 sack loads of cocoyam (for nyoma)
30 bunches of palm fruits (for mmekwan)

**


The Fantes:-

20 crates of Ovaltine/Tetley tea bags
50kg of sausage
77 containers of jam/margarine
67 crates of ideal milk
10 boxes of turkey wings
6 crates of eggs
1 seagoing canoe
Required High School - Adisadel College & Mfantsipim
Connection to work in government agencies such as Post office, Ministries and Newspaper agencies
A dining table set (with six chairs)
cartons of bacon
A set of large frying pans to fry the bacon, sausage, turkey wings and eggs
The man has to prove eligibility to rise up to be a Principal Secretary
Participation in keysoap TV programmes especially Cantata & Concert Party
Qualifies to live in government bungalow
A side plan (done by the most renowned architect in the country Architect.) which will always be in the back pockets, to exhibit/show the building plan he will never be able to put up.
Tons of cartons of beef for light soup.

credit/peacefmonline.com/telegraphgh.com

Toothpaste ma dey the list?

It is high time I stopped talking to that Fante chic. I can nefa efa affoid all these.

I would rather go for the KrOBO, the Ghanaian version of the Calabars. the name itself speaks volume.

Lol

lyfe: It is high time I stopped talking to that Fante chic. I can nefa efa affoid all these.

I would rather go for the KrOBO, the Ghanaian version of the Calabars. the name itself speaks volume.

Popowaa, are you Krobo please? Answer urgently needed!

Nope

maxwello.yg:
Popowaa, are you Krobo please? Answer urgently needed!

Popowaa: Nope

so what re u.

How true is that??

sweettease:
There is a tribe in Ghana called gas and i thought obubura was weird

lol which one be gas again, lol abi na fuel you mean...

these Ghanaians are wicked oooo, they wan kill person ni?