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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Youngzedd(m): 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2013
Chillisauce: I once stepped on a fish bone in my house, I didn't know who put it there...so I removed it from my foot and kept it in the foot-match located on the entrance of our sitting room...


Unfortunately, it was my dad that stepped on it.

Device restarting.......

See shouting cheesy

I didn't bother anyway, I wanted someone to feel the pain I felt sad..

I was maybe 5 yrs anyway. Now am a good lad wink
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by kstyle2(m): 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2013
I told 1 chick dat wz olda dan me by 3yrs 2 tak off ha pant dat i knew 1 new game.damn she did.n i wz jst in primary 2.farted in my sista's face wen she wz fast asleep.n damn my fart those days dey smell like 3 dayz beans.in short,i wz d type of chap dey preach abt in sunday schs as children of satan.

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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by joeace2020(m): 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2013
Yeeee am on 1st page... Sumbody shout hallaluyahh
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 22, 2013
fatgirl: nailed lizards to the cross and stabbed them on the left side
wow! u are mean!
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Emmyk(m): 5:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
Oh, Also, I was and I'm a 'max man'... My stones hit target, no matter how far you are, broke few skulls sha. cheesycheesy
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Jehochee(f): 5:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
my God such evil nd devilish acts ope we are now gud.
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
i buried a live chicken with her chicks
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by danchuzzy(m): 5:51pm On Jul 22, 2013
Henry praise: i remembered falling sick and laying allegation on my class mate in kg2, the dude later got expelled, however, karma caught up wit me and in ss2, i was expelled from school. karma is alive and active
Dude you mess up for ss2, stop blaming karma... Take responsibility for your actions TODAY!!!
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jul 22, 2013
platinumricky: wow! u are mean!

she was mean u mean bro.
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jul 22, 2013
scipher: i buried a live chicken with her chicks

Dude that is pretty mean..what made u do that?
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by joeace2020(m): 5:54pm On Jul 22, 2013
1stCitizen:

I hope the demons that possessed you in your early days have been exorcised.

We r still hoping it will by the special grace of God
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Nobody: 5:55pm On Jul 22, 2013
ekwah:

she was mean u mean bro.
Was... apparently, thanks for the heads-up!
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by danchuzzy(m): 5:55pm On Jul 22, 2013
paxword: Gone are the days when we used to say that the evil that men live after them now the reverse is the case you that commit that evil suffer it before u die lets try to leave good legacy
Relax joooor... Na people like una commit pass

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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Shankboye(m): 5:56pm On Jul 22, 2013
uj_sizzle: I tortuted animals. Injected lizard with water till they were twice their size.

Tore our cushion with razor, broke our neighbours' window playing ball alone and when kasala burst everyone blamed my brothers. I kept quiet.

I was given biscuits for my siblings n myself, i hid it and ate it all myself.

I always hard broken items with sharp edges in my bag. It tortured my aunt, always cut her fingers. She's making me pay for it now though sad


early signs of a serial killer shocked

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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jul 22, 2013
scipher: i buried a live chicken with her chicks
That's a class act... i guess we have a winner here! Ted Bundy would be proud....

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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by joeace2020(m): 5:57pm On Jul 22, 2013
Feed me more:

Hmmm...you be real bad pikin o.

Putt cockroach in the soup meant for the house? You were such a evil genius while growing up. Lol

My sister gone are those days... Am a saint now dats jst bad once in a black sun
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by ethicalUser(m): 5:58pm On Jul 22, 2013
Constantly Tapping my baby brothers cerelac
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by CY09: 5:58pm On Jul 22, 2013
Okay make i confess, i pray my bro doesn't know my moniker and come after me.
My mum had a hairdressing saloon at home, one day i and my were at home alone and i deceived my younger brother to drink a hair lotion, cos i learnt that it contained sugar...Thank God say nuffin happen to am. lipsrsealed

Put stone into the exhaust pipe of a car that belonged to a man that used to come looking for a married woman in our compound. grin

Had a beef with a classmate, i waited patiently till end of term...Filled his school bag with sand and ash. The guy no know till beginning of new term. grin

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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by alons: 6:01pm On Jul 22, 2013
many to mention but few
i once inject lizard or put them under drip
steal mums money several times and my siblings are the once to blame
i also go to my brothers save box to extort money almost everyday i ate like ten thousand from that box then worth like forty thousand now grin
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Chillypelly(m): 6:03pm On Jul 22, 2013
Okija_juju: My street boys never use to choose me during streeball.. So anytime their ball entered our compound from the street, I would slash it with a knife and throw it back out!!! angry

. Lit up a a bunch of fire crackers and tossed it into my secondary school staff room... Many teachers got injured whilst running in panic. ... angry


. Poisoned my neighbors dog that was fond of chasing me on our street... I saved the meat from my lunch one day, filled it with rat poison pellets that the fumigation man left for us and kept feeding this dog with it.. #IT DIED!! angry






Little wonder, Rev King has an unfinished business.sad
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Linoversace: 6:04pm On Jul 22, 2013
1) I peeped whenever maid or visitor was having a shower
2) Took chics and placed them in a very far distance from the mother
3)Stayed in my window 'catapulting' outsiders!

embarassed
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Blazinraj01(f): 6:04pm On Jul 22, 2013
scipher: i buried a live chicken with her chicks
shocked angry
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by LEXYCOM: 6:06pm On Jul 22, 2013
joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you
o boy, na evil child u be ooooooooo...
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by segzicres(m): 6:06pm On Jul 22, 2013
Lol, the list is endless for me
1) made my uncles dog get ona fight with 2dogs, reason y the dog died
2) ate everything in sight, including omo etc
3)at age 5 i would jus wander off n make my mother have serious heart attacks
4) found out where i can exchante text books for cash n became. a textbook thoef (never got caught)
5) steal my mums money n spend it all in the game center
6) watched blue film while peeping on a neighbour n became a LovePeddler. Every little girl became my prey
7)b'cos of my height people thought i was older n dated swcondary schl girls even when i was in primary school
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by adultebony(m): 6:07pm On Jul 22, 2013
And we wonder why we have a disfunctional country. Imagine all these evil geniuses in a position of power. Just imagine

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Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Freedani(m): 6:08pm On Jul 22, 2013
Then change your name to garri lover.
chaircover: I can never forget this one . . .

A guest brought a bag of very sharp Ijebu gari for my parents. They weren't in so I took the gari and just put it in my room.

I ate the whole thing little by little without telling my parents. I told my mum years later sha!
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Youngzedd(m): 6:09pm On Jul 22, 2013
It's like am oga Innocent for here.

Winders shall never end, many dude badt like Satan.
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Youngzedd(m): 6:09pm On Jul 22, 2013
Freedani: Then change your name to garri lover.

Garricover rather.
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Noelle01: 6:10pm On Jul 22, 2013
joeace2020: Yeeee am on 1st page... Sumbody shout hallaluyahh
1st page kor...:/
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Chillypelly(m): 6:11pm On Jul 22, 2013
I forced a mother hen to a drink until she was about dying and quickly chopped off its head rest assured a pot of pepper soup is prepared from it by me... Mum lashed my butts sha;(;(;(.
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by vision2050: 6:12pm On Jul 22, 2013
During xmas time i cut my sister finger, because she refuse to give my jollof rice.
* Put rag or osuka on goat, fowl head, it will sleep as they use sleeping dose.
* Sabotage........
The list is endless, God have forgive me i tot.
Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by lepasharon(f): 6:13pm On Jul 22, 2013
Linoversace: 1) I peeped whenever maid or visitor was having a shower
2) Took chics and placed them in a very far distance from the mother
3)Stayed in my window 'catapulting' outsiders!

embarassed


hahaaa

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