1.Ibadan people will have an accident, stand up,
curse the driver, then fall down and die.
2.Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group,
"Are you on BBM?"
3.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in
Ibadan...
Report says that people just come in, take pictures
and leave...
4.Only Ibadan babes add super glue to the contact
lens b4 puttin' them on their eyes...
5.A typical Ibadan man sprays all his money on a
party and treks home...
6.Ibadan girls still think iPad is a PAD used to stop
Menstrual Flow...
7. Ibadan girls know more incantations than Bible
verses...
8. It is only in Ibadan Fast Food that you'll see
"Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500"
9.The World can not end tomorrow cause Ibadan
girls still use spoon to drink viju milk...
10. It's only in Ibadan that driver use hand to
trafficate even when the car trafficator is still
intact.
11. Ibadan boys are free because their girls think
KFC is a Football Club.
12. It is only Ibadan people on this page that will
say, "Olori bu ni Admin e ooooo" (Admin head is not
correct)