igbo boy:

whose fault o dear sophisticated one?

OK let me speak akpu akpu for you since thats whay you prefer.
e na puo ara?
biko na ga akwukwo maka enweghi ihe e ma mancha...ishi okpupu

You should know na.

Sophisticated ebo-la

switdil: So what is human bout this na

ask the ekiti woman on this forum, since it is her kinswoman that made such allegations

Texas.Cowgirl:


You should know na.

Sophisticated ebo-la

lie lie...yorooba people have patented the word sophistication in Nigeria so abeg it is used to describe una solely...


sophisticated mumu

Donyswit: I'm surprised that no body has noticed that something is wrong with this story. When this was initially reported, most niralanders questioned the credibility of this story because picture of the said creature was not posted, now only few days later, the Nigerian police has produced a picture, who is fooling who, we are not that timid, it may not just be an attention seeking journalist's report, it may be the police trying to cover up a despicable act for a ransom in return. Since when did an Octopus start looking like a human, is the whole crowd and the father of the trader that naive not to have identified the creature. I'm convinced that something is fishy about this story, maybe the police has gotten to the root of this through the person that sold the fish to the trader and an awesome bribe is responsible for the twist in this story.

Hmmmm! Very true they can't be dat ignorant nt to know dat the creature doesn't look human.Something is definitely fishy abt this story. Good point. o

igbo boy:

haha coming from some one that has ara-wolowo's blood in her veins...Paradox indeed

#Ndi Ara

Which part is the paradox? That your tribalism is caused by ojuku blood or that ojuku's accursed blood is rottling in your veins?

Sophisticated Ebo-la, talk na

igbo boy:

lie lie...yorooba people have patented the word sophistication in Nigeria so abeg it is used to describe una solely...


sophisticated mumu

You mad? They're sophisticated, you agreed. So what's the issue?

Texas.Cowgirl:


Which part is the paradox? That your tribalism is caused by ojuku blood or that ojuku's accursed blood is rottling in your veins?

Sophisticated Ebo-la, talk na

i didn't expect you to catch what the paradox was, afterall you are a sophisticated mumu, abi I lie?

Texas.Cowgirl:


You mad? They're sophisticated, you agreed. So what's the issue?

yes i agreed to your peeps sophistication. I only objected to the use of the same word on other non yorooba people since una don colonize the word finish. #thatsAll

igbo boy:

i didn't expect you to catch what the paradox was, afterall you are a sophisticated mumu, abi I lie?

igbo boy:

yes i agreed to your peeps sophistication. I only objected to the use of the same word on other non yorooba people since una don colonize the word finish. #thatsAll

Speak apku apku and put me in my place na, mr ebo-la.

Still waiting.

O ma se, you need me to post pixs of octopus and squid so you can discern the difference? Olodo rabata, omo y.ibo

igbo boy:

yes i agreed to your peeps sophistication. ll

Then kilode? Since you agreed, ko si wahala na

THE IBADAN WOMAN IN QUESTION AFTER BEING RELEASED MIGHT HOLD TO HER INTEGRITY THAT WHAT SHE SAW WAS A HUMAN FISH AND THAT THE CREATURE TURNED TO AN OCTOPUS TO SAVE FACE. She might even say that the Police are trying to cover it up

igbo boy:

haha coming from some one that has ara-wolowo's blood in her veins...Paradox indeed

#Ndi Ara

Seems you dont know the difference btw an activist and a terrorist.

Texas.Cowgirl:



Speak apku apku and put me in my place na, mr ebo-la.

Still waiting.

O ma se, you need me to post pixs of octopus and squid so you can discern the difference? Olodo rabata, omo y.ibo

Olodo-wa descendant ronu.. why you dey vex cos i talk truth?

Well I am having sushi for dinner and part of the dinner menu is a squid, so no need to post any pics, thanks tho. I think your sophisticated people will need the pics to discern the difference afterall the lady was from ekiti and not from delta state

not sure what that bokded ofe mmanu writing is as i dont speak ofe manu fluently.

igbo boy:

Olodo-wa descendant ronu.. why you dey vex cos i talk truth?

Well I am having sushi for dinner and part of the dinner menu is a squid, so no need to post any pics, thanks tho. I think your sophisticated people will need the pics to discern the difference afterall the lady was from ekiti and not from delta state

not sure what that bokded ofe mmanu writing is as i dont speak ofe manu fluently.

Which truth abeg, post am again.

In aba, na squid dem dey call octopus?

Texas.Cowgirl:


Then kilode? Since you agreed, ko si wahala na

kosi? stop calling my cousin's name

@Texas.Cowgirl+igbo boy; na only 2 of U̶̲̥̅̊ remain. So as d only witness on NL I hereby join U̶̲̥̅̊ 2geda in holy matrimony till NL do U̶̲̥̅̊ apart. Oya f*ck ya sef!

Adolak: Seems you dont know the difference btw an activist and a terrorist.

When he doesn't even know the difference between a squid and an octopus. Ewoooooo

Leave my ebo-la friend jare. E go better lol

Y are nigerians so daft and moreso, ♠ don't expect nairalanders to be fools. How Can d whole of the people in dat area not know an octopus or squid and even if they don't, they sure won't assume that d creature has human parts if it doesn't...
Who is fooling who?
The police are just doing their job to cover up d true story in order to stop d panic... Just like the US military will cover up any case concerning UFOs...
Daft people, read btw d lines.

igbo boy: ....Well I am having sushi for dinner

.... filis, what is ' sushi ' ... is it a kind of fish for inside river

igbo boy:

kosi? stop calling my cousin's name

Him name be octopussy?

Olodo rabata

Adolak: Seems you dont know the difference btw an activist and a terrorist.

*reads post, moves on to the next one as he is not as sophisticated in his mumuism as texas cowgirl.

Note to Adolak: when your sophisticated mumuism don ripe reach texas cowagirl own, then hola your boy.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Which truth abeg, post am again.

In aba, na squid dem dey call octopus?

not from aba, wouldnt know.
i can let you know when i visit enyimba city in december

igbo boy:

*reads post, moves on to the next one as he is not as sophisticated in his mumuism as texas cowgirl.

Note to Adolak: when your sophisticated mumuism don ripe reach texas cowagirl own, then hola your boy.

My friend, will you shatapppp there, sophisticated vagabond

funshint: @Texas.Cowgirl+igbo boy; na only 2 of U̶̲̥̅̊ remain. So as d only witness on NL I hereby join U̶̲̥̅̊ 2geda in holy matrimony till NL do U̶̲̥̅̊ apart. Oya f*ck ya sef!

why you dey swear for me? i go even pay to straff funke akindele, no be ileke idi o.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Him name be octopussy?

Olodo rabata

why all these chanting?

nope his name is kosichukwu

igbo boy:

why all these chanting?

nope his name is kosichukwu

Na your new name o; olodo rabata

When I call you, you answer me with Yes Ma,, sotigbo?

Texas.Cowgirl:


My friend, will you shatapppp there, sophisticated vagabond

hahahahaha am not your friend and there you go again...na una be sophisticated o. when election come now you'll see all your leaders or should i say sophisticated rascals like my presido go talk, come out and start laying claim to the word sophisticated. abeg make una claim am, i no want, we dash una

igbo boy:

why you dey swear for me? i go even pay to straff funke akindele, no be ileke idi o.

Pele dia, he was just elevating your standards. Sugbon, ko possible.

Texas.Cowgirl:


Na your new name o; olodo rabata

When I call you, you answer me with Yes Ma,, sotigbo?

onye ara e ka na kw'owku?

sorry all my names are igbo names

let me dash you one.... onu kube ..thats your igbo name

igbo boy:

hahahahaha am not your friend and there you go again...na una be sophisticated o. when election come now you'll see all your leaders or should i say sophisticated rascals like my presido go talk, come out and start laying claim to the word sophisticated. abeg make una claim am, i no want, we dash una

My friend, you dey laugh or you dey choke? Talk am easy, na friendly convo we dey do o.
I can't be responsible for one osisikwanko's health bills, pele, so gbo?
Octopus no be squid, ehn. Shey we clear on that?

Texas.Cowgirl:


Pele dia, he was just elevating your standards. Sugbon, ko possible.

so you supposed to be an elevation?

chai ileke no wound me with laff

e ge gbu madu eba

ba7man: That's what happens when the larger part of the Nigerian population that own cable TV watch "Africa Magic" rather than educate themselves with "Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Nat Geo wild" and other educative channels.

If wonder why no one was able to identified it immediately.

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