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Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 7:04pm On May 26, 2008
(lol sum funnii ass shit)

1) That's not right . . . Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? . . .  Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP . . . Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man . .  .Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse . . . Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? . . Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table . . Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
cool I think you need a face lift . . .  Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here . . . Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet . . .Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone . . .  No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week . . .  Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight . . . Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile . . .Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive . . .  Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great . . .  Fa Kin Su Pah

You are also free to update.  wink
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by Jeovy(m): 7:26pm On May 26, 2008
17: You all look like, Wa Ka Shing pin
18: Nice Iysaa, Kin fa Iysae
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 8:59pm On May 26, 2008
Fa Kin Su Pah lol
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by krama(m): 12:40am On May 27, 2008
I guess this is supposed to be a joke, so let me laugh sheepishly  grin hahahahahah grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by Jeovy(m): 9:34am On May 27, 2008
Iyse ku pu Chinease :Iysaa are u a chinese?
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by topeteadr(m): 9:39am On May 27, 2008
. . . . . . ?
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by kayowalemi(m): 3:35pm On May 27, 2008
lysaa
I will need you to teach me well, well because my pastor always want us to speak in tongues at prayer sections grin grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by kene20(m): 8:40pm On May 28, 2008
I think d best thing 2 do after learning this is 2 open a Warehouse church, grin grin grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 9:26pm On May 28, 2008
funny isn't it? .For the church thing; wai yu cul me ?

O Y O. lol
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by koncerned: 10:23pm On May 28, 2008
ok what else,,,,,,,who knows wolipadem in chinese
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On May 30, 2008
no idea.
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 6:01pm On May 30, 2008
koncerned, u tell us. we want to learn

domo.
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by beemex(m): 5:59pm On Jun 11, 2008
Now i know that going to mother China won't be a problem for me.
Good thinking!
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 3:06pm On Jul 18, 2008
sure, after this basics, there's no need to fear
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by MrInfo1(m): 7:52am On Jul 20, 2008
But fear fear itself ?
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by sunej(m): 9:26am On Jul 20, 2008
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On Jul 21, 2008
yu modi fu ka
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 12:54am On Jul 22, 2008
no fai tin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by optix(m): 1:20am On Jul 22, 2008
TOO DRY JO, ahn ahn ki lo dei forget to 'bone' sef, nice one krama
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 4:14pm On Jul 22, 2008
wa yu min? angry
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by segunpc(m): 9:43am On Jul 23, 2008
una dey craze - kai hei kraze hu[b] grin[/b]
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 2:03pm On Aug 05, 2008
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by Gabry(f): 2:07pm On Aug 05, 2008
ni men chiang she mo hua de? wo pu ming pai. . . .  undecided  lipsrsealed 


Dirct translation : What type of chinese you guys are speaking at? I dont have a clue
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by yongbabe(f): 2:08pm On Aug 05, 2008
Fa Kin Su Pah lysaa
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by bibs(f): 2:14pm On Aug 05, 2008
what is 'I LOVE YOU' in Chinese?
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by Gabry(f): 2:21pm On Aug 05, 2008
I love you in Mandarin is Wo Ai Ni

In cantonese its Ngo oi lei

In Hakkha its Ngai oi ngi
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Aug 05, 2008
english beiby
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by spenchuks(m): 5:03pm On Aug 05, 2008
lysaa
jui sin poo lysaa. interprete this one
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by lysaa(f): 12:45am On Aug 06, 2008
ehn? this is conspiracy!!! grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by spenchuks(m): 9:04am On Aug 06, 2008
lysaa
what conspiracy are u talking about
pls interprete my chinese for me jare grin grin grin
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by sunej(m): 9:21am On Aug 06, 2008
sun un nua gin jobu - una no get job
Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minzz: by bibs(f): 10:52am On Aug 06, 2008
now i can speak Chinese

chinothing chundey yunhappen
meaning nothing dey happen grin

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