r231:

Lol.....that's the best part

So what did she do? She met a native doctor who told her that in order to 'capture' her clients, she should wash her private part during her menstrual flow / period into the rice. The boil / cook the jollof rice with it and serve to her customers

Efemena_xy:
So what did she do? She met a native doctor who told her that in order to 'capture' her clients, she should wash her private part during her menstrual flow / period into the rice. The boil / cook the jollof rice with it and serve to her customers.

coogar:

Efemena_xy:

Once upon a time, a few decades ago, there was a public outcry against a food hawker at Igbudu market in Warri. According to the story, this woman used to sell Jollof rice there. However, she needed more customers purchasing her food in order to make good business.

So what did she do? She met a native doctor who told her that in order to 'capture' her clients, she should wash her private part during her menstrual flow / period into the rice. Then boil / cook the jollof rice with it and serve to her customers.

Sure, she became popular and people flocked to see her, but as is always, something, somewhere happened and she had to confess. That market was nearly brought to a standstill that afternoon. Of course, she was called a witch and so on and got the beating of her life.

But the fact remains that a few hundred people have a part of that woman inside them now. I'm sure if given half the chance, from what you've just posted, you'll also eat her jollof rice.

jidegirl12:

ROTFLMAO

Efe ah my belle oh!

adaobi123:



Ewwwwwww !!

shaybe baby: Anyone in south essex? I'm now a stay at home mum and just realised, I've got no friends who live close.

denzel2009:
Wow. I'm a stay at home Dad too, lives in South Essex. We can catch up

Chillisauce:

Stay at home mum and stay at home dad, both catching up


Odikwa very risky!

cotton101:

lol

i wish i was a stay at home mum (well part time at least)

Chillisauce:

Stay at home mum and stay at home dad, both catching up


Odikwa very risky!

k-solo2013:
armyofone when u come london come down south i go take u to 805 naija eating joint

Pataki:
Lol! Pataki will not dissapoint!



Is your friend also resident in the US? I have friend coming from the US to marry a UK resident dude. You never know.....

I am loaded upstairs, middle-stairs and importantly downstairs. So oya, dey come na!

armyofone: I mean loaded financially .
I will sha have ma Igbale ewedu with me , just in case.

r231:



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damiso:

Oga R231 if I want a package to leave for naija next friday latest, it has to be in your office by thursday abi?And is New Cross Road the one that has Hong Kong City Restaurant or further down by new cross station? Will be coming by train.

salsera: @seanbell

@r231
Please educate us on whats contraband for cargo, I may need your services soon.