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The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by feelgood(m): 8:56am On May 26, 2006
One day, an old lady went to the Bank of Canada with a large bag full of money. The old lady insisted on speaking to the president of the Bank in order to open a savings account because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After much discussion an employee took her to the office of the president.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.

She said $165,000.
Curious, he asked her how she had saved such a large sum of money.

The old lady said she made bets.

The president, quite surprised, asked: “Which kind of bets?”

The old lady said: “For example, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square”.
The president started to laugh and pointed out that this kind of bet was impossible to win!

The old lady replied: “Would you like to make a bet?”

“Certainly”, answered the president, “I can guarantee you that my testicles are not square”.
The old lady said to him:
“Given the size of the bet, I’ll come back tomorrow at 10am with my lawyer as a witness, if it’s alright with you”.

“No problem” said the president.

That evening, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of his mirror examining his testicles, turning them in all directions, again and again, in order to make sure that his testicles could not be seen as square and therefore be sure to win this bet.
On the next day, 10am sharp, the old lady arrived with her lawyer at the office of the president.
The president then dropped his trousers so that she and her lawyer could see everything.

The old lady came closer and asked him if she could touch them.
“Of course please do!” said the president, given the fact that there was so much money involved, “you must be 100% sure.”
The lady, smiling, started to do so,
The president looked up to see the lawyer banging his head against the wall.

He asked the old lady “What is he doing?”
She answered: “It’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10am today, I would be holding the testicles of the president of the Bank of Canada in my hands!”
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by sexynes(f): 9:03am On May 26, 2006
Che ya , poor lawyer. I should try that out with someone. Maybe not with testicles though. LOL
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by micklplus(m): 10:11am On May 26, 2006
These people are crazy ! shocked can you imagine that ! Nice one for real cos it made laugh so well.
cheers cheesy
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by feelgood(m): 3:52pm On May 31, 2006
sexy_nes; if you try it with another person, na u know op
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by feelgood(m): 3:53pm On May 31, 2006
sexy_nes; if you try it with another person, na u know o
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by diddy4(m): 7:10pm On May 31, 2006
this is d funniest joke so far for today. damn i lmao. wow, this is funny. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by spikelord(m): 11:38pm On May 31, 2006
I swear, it's the funniest joke here lol!
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by feelgood(m): 3:27pm On Jul 18, 2006
What would u do if u were the banker and discovered this?
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by feelgood(m): 9:05am On Nov 19, 2007
lol
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by otokx(m): 2:23pm On Nov 19, 2007
Quite a hilarious experience.
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by zimba315(m): 2:53pm On Nov 19, 2007
dat old lady na nigerian
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by 2black(m): 1:43pm On Nov 22, 2007
I tell u dis old woman is da bomb.Imagine her makong $75000 in a day.Smart ass.
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by kronkykay(m): 1:57am On Nov 23, 2007
i swear you gonna for this!!





for the stitches on my ribs,


ROFLMFAO
Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by RichDad1(m): 3:57am On Nov 23, 2007
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Re: The Old Lady And The Bank Manager by jbblues24(m): 5:08pm On May 31, 2019
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