Hey, this is Olumide the love Doctor. Post all your love troubles here and I will prescribe the best love medicines for you. According to statistics, these love medicines I've given to people have worked 98 percent of the times. (I'm not exaggerating here.) so who's first. Please note that you must come back to give your testimony under this topic once the love medicine has worked for you.
Thanks

love hospital! i hope it will work

love doctor, i need a nice naija girl i can get married to, i've met a lot of girls , naija, oyinbo, mammywater, but pkaka, nothing to write home about, i'm also scared of falling in love but then i'll also like to get married in next 2 years/, the naija gurls in london are just crazy and every year i go to naija and realise those ones are just ARISTOCRATED, was i born to be a player?? abeg love dotor, operate my wahala, i dey beg

naija, oyinbo, mammywater?

mammywater?

hhm still thinking

'tsup big sisi, 
U are suffering from naijagirlatulosis(All the naija girls u have met are not good enough) this is probably because u r expecting every nigerian girl to be a saint, u can't expect a nigerian girl living in the UK to have the same behaviour as one living in Nigeria, obviously the environment has a role to play. U said the naija girls in the UK are just crazy, may be the ones u've met, I've met a lot of them in the UK and believe me they're not. So, I think the prtoblem is from you. My prescription for you is to change ur approach towards them (naija girls in the UK) and picture them from a different angle, picture them as just any other girl and you will be fine. Since u have been battling to find a naija girl, another thing to do is to expand your horizons and wait for that special person to come ur way, Naija or not. U need to sit down and ponder the question- Were you born to be a player? NO! If you are a player, you made urself one. So change that.
Come back to give ur testimony.
The Love Doctor.

Name is Shishi, Big shishi and not sisi ,. I have taken on board your advice and i'm viewing the naija girls in the uk in a different light but FIAM!!! NA STILL DI SAME OL TORI.
Naija gal wey me i don jam for hia and for naija sef, dem too dey like money, dem too dey like do dis 'i be independent woman' nonsense and still dem go still like 2 dey chop man pikin money'.
I dey wan woman wey no dey too like money, wey get yansh like Mama shukulubi wey dey sell igbekere for my area dat time i dey naija, wey get figure pas Omotola Jolade and hin face resemble african shikita number one , and dey command grammar like my padi, Paa Kofi hin woman, abeg love dokita, e don tey small wey i don discharge dis tin wey dey worry me for waist, even female she goat do dey inside trouble if i jam am
Every time i see omoge for bus-stop, na so my opa-faaji go just rise, tanda like nepa pole, i no get money to dey toast ashawo and all di small small opkeke wey dey my street dey fear me as i don sample all of them finish llike say i dey drink 5 alive.
Abeg help me o papa!!, if i no get woman before this week finish, i no know wetin i go fit do.

Big Shishi

hey! Big sisi

Na wah 4 this love doctor O!!

rodalynken , don't hijack this thread

Na wa oh
Anyways love doctor hop u solve the problem's in ur love life before trying to solve that of NL

Big Shishi:

rodalynken , don't hijack this thread

U know me dont U??

Big Sisi, there's no remedy for ur disease. I tried my best for u. I help with love issues not how to get a girl. If my first prescription couldn't work for u, nothing can. Sorry man!. The only advice I can give you now is to be patient, the special one will come ur way one day, this has worked for many people.
Cheers
The Love Doc.

Love doctor, you sound like my mama!!, i need some real help,

You need divine intervention!

Don't worry i have already contaced IYA ABEOKUTA META,

i need a trusted man

eveseh, why don't u get hitched with shish,

Big Shishi:

eveseh, why don't u get hitched with shish,

hmmmmmmmmmmm is shish a trusted man?

love doc, no vex if i i soming on ur site oh. i no dey hijack.

@biggy, y dont u stop lookng for in london nd try parts of d uk. manchester, essex. belive me plenty dey. nd its a known fact dat galz leavng outside london re generally, not as nasty as SOME
galz leavng in london. try it out.

i AM A TRUSTED MAN, I ALWAYS GET UNTRUSTED WOMEN!!

Love doc i need ur own advice now.


Is it ok if i tell my bloke i love him, even if m not sure of my emotions, nd i'm pretty sure m just rebounding?

Cuz he's being pestering me with yucky love lines nd honestly i dont really like yucky love stuff.

Tom28, maybe u can help me!!, this love doctor is just trying to help the ladies!!

Big Shishi:

i AM A TRUSTED MAN, I ALWAYS GET UNTRUSTED WOMEN!!

ok than,let's hooked up

tell me what u got to offerBig shishi, apart from the obvious

Big Shishi:

tell me what u got to offerBig shishi, apart from the obvious

my body and soul

hmmm, interesting, okay, i'll offer you 3 things,

love, lurve, and LUV!!

Big Shishi:

hmmm, interesting, okay, i'll offer you 3 things,

love, lurve, and LUV!!

LOL that's cool,


BUT TAKE THIS TO SHOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,lol

damn! girl, that made me dizzy, so describe urself .to BIGshIshi

Big Shishi:

damn! girl, that made me dizzy, so describe yourself .to BIGshIshi

LOL LOL,so u dont even know whom u are talking to,
too bad i wont describe myself,maybe u can check my profile

is that your pic, anyways u sound like the kind of situation i wanna get myself into

Big Shishi:

is that your pic, anyways u sound like the kind of situation i want to get myself into

pls dont get yaself into it now maybe later

why u say dat luv?