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Joke:chicken and wine by NaLaugh: 10:01am On Jul 31, 2013
E get one restaurant wey i dey chop for Garki. One oyibo dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout “heey!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout.

I decide to chop wetin the oyibo dey always chop, so maybe me self go shout too. When i reach d restaurant last week friday, I order wetin the man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am.

I surprise say i no shout, i even collect extra plate, but i still no shout. Na then i just vex ask for my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, and the extra plate na another N45,000.

Na then i come shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!… shocked till i reach house i still dey shout..

HAHA!
Re: Joke:chicken and wine by englishmart(m): 10:52am On Jul 31, 2013
I dey help u shout heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy o heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy o. Nawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o
Re: Joke:chicken and wine by NaLaugh: 8:39pm On Aug 01, 2013
englishmart: I dey help u shout heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy o heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy o. Nawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o

na so o!
Re: Joke:chicken and wine by NaLaugh: 6:39pm On Aug 05, 2013
cheesy

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