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Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by drcharlesn: 9:26am On Aug 05, 2013 |
[quote author=AnodaIT]When buying recharge card from the girl in your street, never come out of the car. Stay in there and hoot the horn, you will see her leaving the footed customer to sell you the N100 you needed. Dont bother feeling sorry for the other customers, remember that was how you use to stand. God time is the best [/quote ] .........*LWKMD |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 9:51am On Aug 05, 2013 |
You must also stay out late into the evening, returning only when you are sure the whole neighbourhood is at home and trying to sleep. Then you drive into the street slowly blasting a particular track of Rick Ross with full head lights. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by sultanemerald(m): 9:56am On Aug 05, 2013 |
see folks with no sense of humour na. this is sarcasm abi satire. its intent is to be funny and a convoluted piece of advice. channeled at peeps who think they have arrived by just buying their first car. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by soldierAnt(m): 9:56am On Aug 05, 2013 |
As for the recharge card one I'm a huge culprit. But I tend to do it more confidently when I am buying large amounts for a data plan or when sending to my mom or girlfriend but when I am buying N200 for myself, omor when I pull up I am politeness personified. Tail between legs ish lol |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Kjking(m): 9:58am On Aug 05, 2013 |
CHIMCO: The op edicted the originai post to some extent. Give him some credit , lol.edicted |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by egariyi(f): 9:59am On Aug 05, 2013 |
chess guru: But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities! Even in churches, he does not know how to park well. Every road/street in port harcourt is either a taxi or bus stop not just Aba road. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Dagods(m): 10:01am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Playing d music so high xpecially in ur street Jeez..dis guy in ma street do piss me off any time he passes my hood wit dat mercedes (190), alwayz playin very loudly 'ibiri kam biri' live & let's live by d late Olive d coque. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Kemzievictor(m): 10:28am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Trust me its real fun if u hv one or hv access to one. Called one of my uniabuja babe to come c me. C gobe,touching my head n neck anyhw,mehn no stress. D car did d chiaking |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:46am On Aug 05, 2013 |
As a Car Owner with several years of experience behind the wheel, I want to say this. @OP you are biased and bigoted in your post. When I did not own a car, I respected the rules of the road. 1: Do not walk casually gisting with your girl-friend on a busy street with rushing traffic, especially when you are actually walking on the road rather than the side-walk 2: When a car respects you and waits for you to cross a road with no zebra-crossing. you walk quickly not pick-up the phone and start posing as if you are walking to your own car parked down the road.. friggin bastich! 3: Do not tap or hit the boot of a car as you cross the road just because you think you are more valuable than the car, you are not. if you were offered for sale at N1 million and a 2009 Range Rover LR3 for N1 million, 10 out of 10, chances are you will never be bought. (even for free) 4: Do not get angry when you hear the sound of your neighbor (my fellow-car owner) warming-up his car, after-all that illiterate road-side preacher who blares Hell and Damnation (5AM-6AM every morning 365 days a year) never bothers you at all. 5: Do not get angry when you (a non-car owner) hear a Car-owner blaring Rick Ros(AY) 6AM in the morning coming home from hard partying. after-all, you slept 9 hours next to your I betta pass my neighbor, noise maker of a generator, smiling all through. 6: The Zebra Crossing is not meant for casual strolling, observe Zebras in their nautral environment, they are always on 100% alertness and walk briskly, that is why it is called a Zebra Crossing not an aimless Hippo crossing 7: Do not beef anyone who dangles his car keys.. he probably has his house keys and his Office keys there too it is not easy ooh.. try getting one yourself 8: Do not Feel Oppressed it will be your turn one day, Year of Restoration, Year of Hope, Year of Glory, Year of Continuous Bread, Year of Get-my-own Car it will be your turn one year 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Godson201333(m): 10:46am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Ikenna351: Op, Honestly i was about to praise that guy but thank God someone came here with a source. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by buy4me: 10:49am On Aug 05, 2013 |
What? |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by pekelepekele(m): 10:52am On Aug 05, 2013 |
WOW!!! THAT REMINDS ME THE WAY I BLEEPED TENS TO HUNDREDS OF GALS ON MA STREET WHEN I GOT MY FIRST RIDE!!! WOOHOO IT'S ALWAYS A GREAT FEELING |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Chicolo(f): 10:54am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Revolva: Always make sure you curse...people..who try to overtake you..stupid old man iya la iia and yeye woman...no be ashewo...u do take buy moto....lol.cos in lagos if u never curse before and you are a car owner you are the world greatest liarSo true,My Pastor will say if you drive in Lagos and you don't curse okada riders or motorist,then you are INDEED a Christain. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Godson201333(m): 10:59am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Ojestas: holding car keys recklessly Show off things..Its all poverty mentality!! |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by PStacks(m): 11:52am On Aug 05, 2013 |
Don't mind them jare. Bunch'a arrogant people. Any small thing, you must oppress your fellow man. Rubbish mentality |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by DerMeister: 12:48pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
PH is the worst town to drive a car in... It's slightly worse than lagos. Animals who have no business handling a steering wheel drive 80% of the cars in ph! A big shame... and that criminal agency; timariv! the biggest joke in nigeria since nigeria jaga jaga!!! chess guru: But sincerely, I used to think that the kind of drivers in lagos where the worst until I came 2 PH. That's when I confirmed that AC and fan are 2 different entities! |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by cegno(m): 2:33pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
ambrosini593: You have crossed that awkward, deeply uncomfortable, sometimes shameful social state of being without a car, I mean in some countries where the public transport system works, not having a car is no big deal. But in Nigeria, where public transport is living hell.All I have to say is that you will soon return to your former status of being without a car. Because you didn't learn anything from the experience |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by madjune(m): 3:19pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
HORN ANYTIME YOU ARE ANGRY AT SOMETHING...THEN GLANCE LEFT TO RIGHT AT THE PEDESTRIANS ADMIRING YOU. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Roric: 3:31pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
trae_z: traze_z: thanks for the info |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
AnodaIT: When buying recharge card from the girl in your street, never come out of the car. Stay in there and hoot the horn, you will see her leaving the footed customer to sell you the N100 you needed. Dont bother feeling sorry for the other customers, remember that was how you use to stand. God time is the best |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 3:51pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
kingschild123: Please owning a car does not mean disobeying traffic rules and regulations Some people just ain't equipped with sense of humor. 1 Like |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 3:58pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
FrostyZonn: Ain't that the Truth bruv |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Nobody: 6:21pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
As per holding keys in hand, its not always about showing off. Sometimes one could be so consumed in their thoughts without knowing he has his keys dangling. Remember entering d bank one day with my key in hand and all the tellers(ladies) had this holier dan thou look on. Some of them woulndt fare any better if the had cars. We must all learn to put our complexes in check |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by hardbody: 6:51pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
mitey: Thanks. For the records, this forum remains 'faceless', so i do not see a need to impress. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by makizee(m): 9:35pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
Can't believe some people still don't get that this is a joke...Satire...I tire o. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by tosine25: 10:24pm On Aug 05, 2013 |
[quote author=Jccy][/quote] As in, I fit give u that special trip for my ride If u don't mind Sup |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by senator2k9(m): 2:29am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Ikenna351: Op,is that a threat? This is Naija joor |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Kay17: 4:30am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Truckpusher: This is what i call INTELLECTUAL THEFT.....OP was so engrossed in dissing Nigeria that he forgot that his masterpiece was actually a stolen intellectual property....continue your stealing spree at least those drivers are still better than you.After all, they didn't steal the cars they're driving. It is not theft, it is a copyright infringement. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Infomizer(m): 4:55am On Aug 06, 2013 |
vivacious vivi: Busted or not, cut d OP some slack. This was quite hilarious. Loved d part about Zebra crossings and stopping on d street to greet pals.Plagiarism is a serious offence outside the country. One can get expelled or even face legal prosecution for plagiarizing. The op deserves no slack. |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Truckpusher(m): 5:15am On Aug 06, 2013 |
Kay 17:And your copyright infringement amounts to what in a court of law?......and i clearly wrote "intellectual theft" i didn't say theft only........are you high |
Re: How Nigerians Behave As Car Owners by Kay17: 1:45pm On Aug 12, 2013 |
Truckpusher: And your copyright infringement amounts to what in a court of law?......and i clearly wrote "intellectual theft" i didn't say theft only........are you high It is neither theft nor intellectual theft. Cos nothing is being stolen, neither is the creator of the work deprived of the work itself. Rather the creator's temporary right to a monpoly of the production/copy of the work is violated/infringed. Theft is entirely different. |
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