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M by olisehcom(f): 10:51am On Aug 05, 2013
I dedicate this short drama to my fellow Uniben aspirants.
PS.-Dont be offended if i mention ur name.tnx
Re: M by yemi2plus(m): 11:00am On Aug 05, 2013
oliseh.com:

PS.-Dont be offended if i mention ur name.tnx
don't just mention abacha's name.#following
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 11:02am On Aug 05, 2013
Mama entered the kitchen,the kitchen was an average size one,with a cupboard at the left corner,and plates arr2nged in a basket.
A big pot containing soup was on the table at a corner,Mama opened the pot and to her surprise all the fish in the soup has disappeared.
Mama was angry,she was getting tired of her numerous children attitude,she walked into the parlour and called all her children for interrogation.
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 11:15am On Aug 05, 2013
yemi2plus2:
don't just mention abacha's name.#following
Mr 2go love,tnk u.
Na boredom dey make me write story.
Re: M by chistar01(m): 11:18am On Aug 05, 2013
Lol, yemi has sha warned you. #following
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 12:15pm On Aug 05, 2013
****continuation*****
Mama- (shouting) Adex
Adex-mama u dey cal me?
Mama-yes,go tel ur siblings say we get meeting
Adex-hope no problem mama
Mama-go wia i send u
Adex-ok ma (Adex runs
off to cal his siblings)*they all came back with Adex
Didi-mama u called us
Mama-yes,na kasala burst o
Mehlena-mum wat exactly is it
Mama-them don thief all the fish wey dey inside soup
Mickey7-wat! Dat is against d law.
Benusi-(eyeing mickey) mtchew,dem don com again.
Mama-quiet, i go interrogate una one by one.
Re: M by Nobody: 12:40pm On Aug 05, 2013
LMWTMB! Chai oliseh do make me laff tire! Even ma name dey dia...i dey feel u
Re: M by Nobody: 12:46pm On Aug 05, 2013
Hehehe, following
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 12:52pm On Aug 05, 2013
Mehlena: LMWTMB! Chai oliseh do make me laff tire! Even ma name dey dia...i dey feel u
hehe..m'lady. tnk u.
U no see wetin boredom cause?
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 12:55pm On Aug 05, 2013
ibkaye: Hehehe, following
tnx ma
Re: M by chistar01(m): 12:58pm On Aug 05, 2013
Your updates are to short. Why not complie them all together? #just saying
Re: M by yemi2plus(m): 1:01pm On Aug 05, 2013
chistar01: Your updates are to short. Why not complie them all together? #just saying
i believe she is typing with a phone.
Re: M by Nobody: 1:03pm On Aug 05, 2013
oliseh.com:

hehe..m'lady. tnk u.
U no see wetin boredom cause?
na so...na uniben cause am
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 1:07pm On Aug 05, 2013
yemi2plus2:
i believe she is typing with a phone.
tnk u.
Not just a phone,a china 4one.
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 1:11pm On Aug 05, 2013
chistar01: Your updates are to short. Why not complie them all together? #just saying
no be my fault.
Btw,tnx,send my greetings to Sandra
Re: M by chistar01(m): 1:17pm On Aug 05, 2013
oliseh.com:

no be my fault.
Btw,tnx,send my greetings to Sandra
lol... I'll do just that when I see her. Sha try and elongate the updates, its too short sha
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 1:24pm On Aug 05, 2013
chistar01: lol... I'll do just that when I see her. Sha try and elongate the updates, its too short sha
ok i will try.tnx
Re: M by Adex098(m): 8:14am On Aug 06, 2013
Hehehehehe.....#following# cheesy


*sits on the couch*
Re: M by Adex098(m): 8:16am On Aug 06, 2013
Adex098: Hehehehehe.....#following# cheesy


*sits on the couch*
*sips a pint of cuban coffee*
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 9:42am On Aug 06, 2013
The house was a very big one containing several rooms and it was three person to a room,Oliseh,mehlenah and faith shared a room while Trafford,mickey7 and benusi shared a room so was d rest of d children,.
Mama separated a room 4 interrogation due to her children stubborness,there was a time d doctors and the lawyers were fighting,d matter was settled imd interrogatim room.....
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 8:21am On Aug 10, 2013
***continuation*****
Mama said she would interrogate Adex first and the rest will come in one after the other.Adex followed mama to the inter.room,while d rest continue their argument.
MEHLENA-who could have stolen the fish.
SYVALORD- i wonder,all i know is that am not a thief.
M.SOKOTO-D fish go sweet wella,i wish am d one.
BENUSI-i know who stole d fish,dey are criminals in disguise of law maker.
(after BENUSI statement everywhere turn into a chaos)
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 8:44am On Aug 10, 2013
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Re: M by Ghyft(f): 9:27pm On Aug 14, 2013
OLISEH....NICE ONE...M FOLLOWING.....DNT FORGET TO INCLUDE MY OWN NAME O...INFACT SEF I STOLE D FISH SEF
Re: M by Didi5(m): 4:46pm On Sep 06, 2013
Great.keep it up!
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 4:57pm On Sep 06, 2013
***Interrogation room**#**
Mama-Adex na u i put in charge of this house,u know who thief my fish?
Adex-mama i no know o,i no dey hous since yesterday
Mama-#angrily#where u waka go?
Adex-i go make oyel money,my cuban cofee don finish.
Mama-u just commot 4 house like dat
Adex-no vex,na IKJ i put in charge,make i go call am 4 u?
Mama-ok,go call am.
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 5:15pm On Sep 06, 2013
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Adex entered the sitting room to meet his siblings arguing heatedly that no one knew he was there,he had to shout to draw their attention.
M.Sokoto-CSO how far na, na u steal d fish?#CSO was d name given to adex by his siblings#
Mickey-u dey craze? How u go dey call our CSO.
M.Sokoto- i neva call am thief o,na question i dey ask am
Adex-#ignoring dem# wia IKJ
Sylvalord-he no dey,he go wash hin SUV 4 car wash
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2013
lost post.
Re: M by Romanticboy1(m): 1:32pm On Oct 01, 2013
OMG!
Its 2bad! Dis sweet comedy couldn't continue
wat happened miss oliseh
Re: M by dahdah: 3:03pm On Oct 15, 2013
PLEASE FINISH IT
Re: M by olisehcom(f): 9:11pm On Oct 16, 2013
SUV is not a name of car,but dat was wat IKJ and his siblings named his rickety old bicycle he inherited from his grandfather.
IKJ was very proud of his bicycle and named it SUV,he would take the bicycle to the car wash to maintain it, on that fateful day he was at the car wash.
ADEX_ok,if IKJ is not around who is his representative?
ASAKEL_(adjusting his sledgy) na me, i'm the P.R.O. appointed by IKJ
ADEX-ok,your presence is needed in the common-room

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