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PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 Queen's english quotes,......crack Ya By ribs! by walex2bad(m): 1:09pm On Aug 05, 2013
PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 QUEEN's
ENGLISH
QUOTES,......crack ya By
ribs!
1. My husband and Sambo is a
good people.
(Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
Senators
were once a children.
(Fucking cunt)
3. My fellow widows.
(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before you
were once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the
effort, it is not easy to carry second in an
International
competition like this one,
(addressing press men after Female Under-
19 FIFA
World Cup).
(Fucking piece of shit)
7. The bombers who born them?
Wasn't it not a woman? They
were once a children now a adult now they
are
bombing women and children making some
children a widow.
(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these
children who have become widows for
loosing
their
parents for one reason or another.
(Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellow
Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to
treatment.
(Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead of
committing suicide.
(What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he
died but his manhood lives on.
(Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomblast
churches on christmas day, they
don't have respect for Jesus, they are a very
bad
person,
infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.
President is
more saddest
(Sad,sadder,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV.
(You guys have it too? Coz I don't)=D =))

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Re: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 Queen's english quotes,......crack Ya By ribs! by emmaduks(m): 10:03pm On Aug 05, 2013
oh my oh my what went wrong
Re: PATIENCE JONATHAN'S TOP 15 Queen's english quotes,......crack Ya By ribs! by jbblues24(m): 3:58pm On May 31, 2019
Why go to college? There's Google. cheesy

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