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.........NEW JOB TITLES!........ ....
*Gardener : Landscape Executive
Officer
(LEO)
*House Maid : House Upkeep
Manager
(HUM)
*Receptionist : Office Access
Control
Manager (OACM)
*Typist : Printed Document
Handler (PDH)
*Messenger : Business
Communications
Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)
*Window Cleaner : Transparent
Wall
Technician
(TWT)
*Temporary Teacher : Associate
Tutor (AT)
*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist
(RS)
*Garbage Collector : Public
Sanitation
Engineer(PSE)
*Watchman : Theft Prevention &
Surveillance
Officer
(TPSO)
*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution
Expert (WrDE)
*Driver : Automobile Propulsion
Specialist
(APS)
*Maid : Domestic Operations
Specialist (DOS)
*Employee without
Portfolio :
Administration
Manager (AM)
*Cook : Gastrointestina
Nourishment
Management
Executive (GNMO)
*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal
Specialist
(DSCRS)
............... ..........Do Not
Forget ...............
..........
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor
(TS)
*Gossip : Research &
Communications
Manager
(RCM).
*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis
&
Criticism
Specialist (RACS)
*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse
Replacement
& Care- Giving Executive (TSRCE)
*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing &
Maintenance
Executive (ATME)
*Mechanic: Automotive Fault
Tracing &
Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)
*Tailor: Couture Fabrication
Specialist (CFS)
*Politician: Public Funds Diversion
Expert
(PFDE)
*Yahoo boy: International Wealth
re-
Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)
*Assassin: Human Population
Control Officer
(HPCO)

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