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Only God Can Save Us From Naija Police by crownfits: 9:43pm On Aug 06, 2013 |
I don't know if this has been shared here but I shared it on ma joke page recently.. I decided to share here after I saw the video of the police trying to get entitlement... lol. U can barely escape accusations from a Naija Policeman. #9jaPoliceBeLike why z ur laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and kip it in d bag abi, oga ade, enta motor #9jaPoliceBeLike ur car radio is playing "ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say smt, you better say it directly!!! #9jaPoliceBeLike PARK!!! I say PARK!!! I say Park there my frend!!! *lowers voice* wetin boys go chop na? #9japolicebelike young man may we know u, sergeant Bature give am one. #9japolicebelike you last received call was 13:30, you have been making calls for the past 13 hours and driving. PARK ! ! ! #9jaPoliceBeLike The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him..... #9jaPoliceBeLike Oga, dis ur Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall mek we check weda ur airbag dey work. u no gree? oya park!!! #9jaPoliceBeLike why ur car no get A/C? u wan use heat kill yourself...u wan commit suicide?.. Oga Park well. #9jaPolicebelike the picture in your license you carry Afro, y do u Now carry low cut now? Ogbeni Abeg come down. #9jaPoliceBeLike why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station. #9jaPoliceBeLike why are there condoms in ur wallet or are u a rapist? Oya Come down Keep it rolling... |
Re: Only God Can Save Us From Naija Police by Nobody: 2:40am On Aug 07, 2013 |
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