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| Room-mate Calls by Nobody: 6:17pm On Aug 07, 2013 |
I got a thread trending already www.nairaland.com/1157950/jokesmania But felt the need for everyone to See this Joke... Promise me u wont disgrace urself laughing out loud  This Is a Converso btw a Rat and a Man: Rat: [With tiny Voice] Hello... Man: Yeah, Who Is this? Rat: Na Mr John I dey Speak with? Man: Yeah this is John, Pls who am I speaking with? Rat: So u no recognise my Voice abi? Na ur roommate. Man: You say what? Rat: Ur roommate Rat, I dey ur room now... Man: Beg ur Pardon Rat: Which yeye beg u dey beg? I neva Chop Since yesterday, where u waka comot? I check that place wey u dey put food I no see anything. I check the Kitchen nothing, I even Check ur Fridge no single food dey there. E be Like Say u wan kill me Abi? No Problem, I Just say make I let u know say that ur Certificate Inside ur wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat the ''LA'' Comot. Remaining ''GOS'' STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take ''GOS'' STATE UNIVERSITY FIND!  4 Likes |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by EfemenaXY: 7:28pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
The joke was funny... And got me thinking: "Phew! Finally Mr El's got his va-va-voom back... Only to get to the last two lines...  Why d'you always kill off good jokes with terrible endings? You nor go finishing school sef?  |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by Nobody: 8:28pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
Lol - Do I have to say my bad? Efe always taking the Liberty to exploit my flaws |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by oderemo(m): 8:48pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
reason i stopped visiting. bloody lazy ratty joke. not funny arral |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by EfemenaXY: 8:57pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
El Guapo: Lol - Do I have to say my bad? Well now, if I don't, who will? Berra go brush up your act jare. And stop killing the Jokes Section.  You used to be better than this (once upon a time). Haba!  |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by Nobody: 9:06pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
**Phew... Finding this Criticisms oddly 'confusing'. This was actually a Lady that got cracked up some hrs ago - I'm doing this services to humanity not robots for Lawd sake |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by EfemenaXY: 9:16pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
Stop feeling sorry for yourself jor. It's unbecoming. Now get back to that drawing board and start spewing rib-cracking jokes jare.  I gave you an assignment to re-unite all the old jokers. I see you only succeeded in roping in our spiritual mod, Ben10  You losing your touch man?? |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
I know am not Under a Spell, I know that... Even If I am, not Efemena's - Neffa! People u see how she goes commanding me around, I'd have to admit am losing the grip in this Unofficial marriage. |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by EfemenaXY: 9:45pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
You need help. Walahi! |
| Re: Room-mate Calls by Nobody: 9:58pm On Aug 08, 2013 |
Atlast, a grin to make up for the bad finishing from my end and the twisted smileys from ya end! We'd Just have to hug - Sportsmanship **Ladies with kids are huggable... |
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