1. Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

5. Why is a boxing ring square?

6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

25. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

27. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?

28. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

31. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.

32. What do you call male ballerinas?

33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?

35. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

38. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

I don't know!

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If someone who is deaf goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

@Olaide

U be Jamb?
Why this lenghty assignment now?
Anyway we'll need time to help u out. Trust Nairalanders

1. Because of the diff chemical compositions of the hair and skin. The heat produces diff effects.

2. Cos thats not what it was made for. (inside of bottle is too smooth for anything to stick to anyway)

3. Cos no pressman present during presentation lives to tell the story

4. To make u understand the need for abbreviation.

5. Cos a box is square

6. It'll still stick..not glue

7. There beings in the air. There are on land. So also are ther beigns in the earth crust. Its to prevent them for gettin in.

8. Cos they are not always successful.

9. Its God's tear drops

10. It is to start the stopping process.

11. U r in a new neighbourhood and don't want to be harrased for noise pollution.

12. Cos man's taste bud is insatiable.

13. He made people broke. Got all the money to himself.

14. Cos the hour hand is just too feeble to be seen as a hand.

15. Cos time seems to be rushin while everythin is goin slowly.

16. It cannot deny itself. It claims to contains all words. It has to be fair.

17. Nah (its called Instep).

18. Cos cats prefer the real thing

19. Cost it'ld be too expensie and they'll probably run at a loss.

20. Yes

I don try.which can drill be this? psssssssssssstttttttt

Layi!
well done.
You don try!

Thank you

@layi...wu send u message....

u try sha.

u weren't supposed to answer the questions i just thot id share it with my fellow...nairalanders....

U should have said so...

Anyway i know..was just catching my fun.
I just decided to answer it or u r happy wit' 'em left unanswered ?

Oh yes Layi that was a very good one... Over sbai whi beg you work. hahaha dont mind me actually thumbs up for you

Good Questions. But i have answers to most of them.

hot-angel:

Good Questions. But i have answers to most of them.

We are waiting girl for the answers!

thought she didn't want them answered.

Why does fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing ?

She didn't say the questions should not be answered; so whether or not the unwritten rule still stands, I'll gate-crash here because some of them need to be addressed! Oya, 40 questions to answer any 12 of ma choice -

2. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Try the experiment once more - open the cap of the bottle for some days and report back to us!

3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
You're joking with those 'ogbologbo' people? Haa!

4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Because it's the shorter form of "abbreviation" by just one letter!

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Because in Naija anything can happen - and especially for some who turn in their graves when they remember
that some people are still owing them, their coffins must be nailed down!!

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Because medical accidents and mistakes still happen!

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Some of us don't care, because that's when we blast it full volume - incase someone in the neighbourhood shouts
out: "Baba Jimoh!" (for whatever reason).

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
The result speaks for itself - one who makes you broke by investing all your money deserves an oscar!

18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Mice are now regarded as snacks to cats (watch Garfield!).

22. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
No, afterall it's just a 'piece' that they own! (But in some places in Naija, den go follow you drag land to the center of the earth!)

23. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
I would answered this one, but my madam has her rolling pin behind my head!

36. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Testical.

40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride
he sticks his head straight out the window?
Haba! There's something in the mouth of the person blowing in its face; that's why there must be freshair outa the window!

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40. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride
he sticks his head straight out the window?
Haba! There's something in the mouth of the person blowing in its face; that's why there must be freshair outa the window!

Mouth Odour.

21. who says we can't drink and drive

22. yes, if they can get that far!

23. sure they can, they just never tried it!

24. cos "Bob" wants to become anonymous to alcoholics!

25. steps and stairs are all the same, just different names!!!

26. cos your light buld will freeze up! huh!!!

27. cos it was processed! they didn't just bottle the water and sell!!!

28. cos there are slices of bread thick enough not to get burnt at that temperature!

29. perhaps some curious guy (Adam?) wanted to find out! or God instructed him to do so!!

30. its fiction, remember!? and besides, the story writers didn't pay much attention to details! lol!

31. cartoon characters, right ask the cartoonist!

32. male ballerinas

33. blind from birth, I don't know! else, YES!!!

34. who are we talking about here!

35. it deosn't mean he's broke! lol!

36. testical! lol!

37. babies! lol!

38. em, YES!!!

39. they believe cos they can't touch the stars even if they wanted to, right? oh ye of little faith! lol!

40. cos he thinks your breath stinnks!


got any more questions!

@IAH, "mouth odour" - correct!

24. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
That's his 'anonymous' nickname - and it can equally be Bobby.

26. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
The last time I checked it was still there. . . until you asked the question!

29. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Damn! How did you know it was my neighbour? Anyway, he drank piss the first time!

30. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
He's specialised in radio fixes, and he'd need one to call the engineer for the boat job 360 miles away!

32. What do you call male ballerinas?
Simple: "soccer-arenas" or "suckers!" If "ballerinas" is the combination of "ball" + "erinas", then the closest thing to "ball" is "soccer" - and those who can't play are suckers! QED!!

33. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
Why should you want to know - supposing they told you what they had been dreaming about you??

34. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
Wile E is a load of crap - no chef would sell dinners to "it!"

37. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
Babes - especially the ones at YabaTech!

39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Depends on where the "wet" paint is located (no further comments!). Secondly, reality happens on earth - we must finish our business here first before the space trip.

LMFAO. Very funny.

39. Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Depends on where the "wet" paint is located (no further comments!). Secondly, reality happens on earth - we must finish our business here first before the space trip.

Hmmm, naughty, naughty!

very funny, but most of them can be answered correctly.

Abeg I need labourers to dig gutter for me. Cos e be like say som ppl de idle here