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Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Spencer63(m): 5:50pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Teenage Money: A Nigerian Can Create a Stupid Post on Nairaland and a Nigerian Admin Stupidly Brings the Stupid Post to Front Page. nigerians dnt knw ow to appreciate |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by mkpologwu(m): 5:51pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Op posts a topic on Nairaland, and an someone types 1st to comment as contribution!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by supaeagles(m): 5:53pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl:Daddy and mummy's hard earned $$ being put to good use at a fine US instituition oh higher learning.... 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by nellybadas: 5:53pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock) Thats one reason i love Hausa Traders. Majority of them dont do that. I once met a trader who told me his bulbs were fake and genuine ones were out of stock in his shop. when i asked if they were genuine. He directed me to the next shop to buy them. Very rare guesture among other traders. 15 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by ziky2010(m): 5:53pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
We are all guilty of one thing or d other.so,let's stop pretending 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by born2boink(m): 5:54pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
I ironed my better cloth, dey go out. Neigbour asked, Wale u dey commot? Yes, to where? I go ask ham, where she send me go? Wetin concern them. I carry girl come house? Dem go dey ask who bi that babe.....idiot question 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 5:54pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
sambroose: hey young lady shut up there, by the way who gave you license to nairaland Hey you ! Why don't you be quiet and don't quote me again. 4 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by iamboody(m): 5:55pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
1. The only time she remember to ping you is when her BIS is expiring. 2. You carry a lady in your car and the next thing is she is spreading her legs on your dash board. 3. She ask you on the phone if she can bring two of her friends along. 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by zeelo2014: 5:55pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
u're in traffic waiting for the light to turn green,then the second its green,everyone starts blaring their horn like crazy,y not fly? Government should charge motorists for blowing of horn sef. 11 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 5:55pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
supaeagles: Daddy and mummy's hard earned $$ being put to good use at a fine US instituition oh higher learning.... I sha hope you're using condoms when Miss Supereagles comes by 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 5:56pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
spongeback: Am sleeping at 2am phone rings Loool 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Chylo(m): 5:56pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Sometimes, I tie my feet together in the bathroom and pretend am a merman And sometimes, I send out scam mails, tap my neigbours' DSTV and open a church and pretend am a Nigerian. 8 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by victorazy(m): 5:58pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
vire: a girl follows you to club and later to your house and you are trying to take off her clothes after you guys have just had hot kisses and she will be asking you what are you doing............ no i dey try see if your clothes na over size O boyyy!! This can get to my nerves any day. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by patwhizkid(f): 5:58pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)@ d bread. |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by iamboody(m): 6:02pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
nellybadas: 4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)Why is he selling fake bulb in the first place. 4 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 6:02pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
husband and wife are nakkid on the bed. husband tries to climb on the woman for sex: wife: honey what do you think you're about to do? husband: nothing darling! I just wanted to do press ups. 10 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by HARDDON: 6:02pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
whether Nigerians or anywhere else in the world, people got their special way of life( behavioral patterns) while some cant help goofing, others try to call themselves to check .... that is why they are no programmed Robots that must act according to some scribbled scripts. 2 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by mployer(m): 6:03pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Some annoying things the Op does. 1.He requests for a bread, waits for the bread to arrive before saying he wants a fresh one...so annoying. 2. He goes to buy a condom and keep staring at the sales girl as if She is a testing machine. Bros, it is sold non-tested. 3. He gets envious wen u drive pass him in a better ride. If u slow down he thinks u want him to hav a better look. 4.He waits till he gets into a public bus before texting and chatting...kinda flaunting his fairly-used, always hanging BB curve 1. 42 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Killingp: 6:03pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)you go commit atrocious sin frm monday to saturday, com go church on sunday beg 4 4giveness. The following week, you go start frm where u stop for d sin. May God help us! 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by hisxlency: 6:04pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Go to a yoruba woman shop and mistakenly under price a particular commodity, I bet u dat u will receive the highest insult of ur life 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by alexarelano(m): 6:04pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
I hate it when #9ja pples turn chattin 2 anoda thing, imagine, u wanna shorten ''all'' u typed ''awl'' u wan type ''jare'' u typed ''jawe'' u wan type ''sorry'', u typed ''sowi'' U wan pple knw say u no sabi pronounce letter ''R''. 9ja pples wit firstclass stupidity. mtchew! 9 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by supaeagles(m): 6:04pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Texas.Cowgirl:sadly no Ms. currently .... and it sure would be akward to use one when (cough) 1 Like |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by theripper2: 6:05pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
U hustle finish, buy some nice wears, put one on and step out to flex, ur neighbour go be like Chinedu, na new cloth b dis o, I never see am for ur body before. Mumu, u expect me to dey wear one same cloth till I die ni? 4 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 6:05pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
berem: husband and wife are nakkid on the bed. husband tries to climb on the woman for sex: lmaoooooooo That is sooooooo me |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by segzicres(m): 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
You have to bargain to buy everything The price of a product is different from the store just beside Waka hand signal when something pain am. Babes be thinkin you wanna woo then even by just passing by them, them go jus carry face go up Wanna give a babe a lift, she will first form vpltron and when you insist shw go form say na u force am Always have to look for body movements when you wan buy car cause everything na signal to increase price. Etc |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nobody: 6:06pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
supaeagles: sadly no Ms. currently .... and it sure would be akward to use one when (cough)*dislike button* |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by lawrenzoo: 6:07pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
You open your local TV Station and all you dey hear na " ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadingly oozing into a malodorous excrescence of mobocracy. With all termagant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore ASUU,cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia. Abeg make una tell me why ASUU no go strike:/ :O 10 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by xykms101: 6:07pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
You ask for direction and the next thing he does is to hold or check his d1ck. You sign in to a thread on NL romance section as a 1st timer and the next thing you get is insult from set of rebels who claim to be old members. 10 Likes |
Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Killingp: 6:08pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
hisxlency: Go to a yoruba woman shop and mistakenly under price a particular commodity, I bet u dat u will receive the highest insult of ut lifeExactly! ama victim 2 dat |
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