Teenage Money: A Nigerian Can Create a Stupid Post on Nairaland and a Nigerian Admin Stupidly Brings the Stupid Post to Front Page.

This is Hyper-Annoying

Texas.Cowgirl:
I don't buy condoms.
There's a program in my school healthcare center that sends me packages of free condoms in the mail. Arrives within 2 days, I make sure to never run out.

sambroose: hey young lady shut up there, by the way who gave you license to nairaland

Hey you ! Why don't you be quiet and don't quote me again.

supaeagles: Daddy and mummy's hard earned $$ being put to good use at a fine US instituition oh higher learning....

spongeback: Am sleeping at 2am phone rings
Me;hello
Caller: you dey sleep?
No I am building a rocket

vire: a girl follows you to club and later to your house and you are trying to take off her clothes after you guys have just had hot kisses and she will be asking you what are you doing............ no i dey try see if your clothes na over size

yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)

2. You're in a bus, texting or chatting and the next person wants to know everything you're typing (giraffing)....(i hate that thing die....thats why privacy screen protectors became popular).

3. You go to buy recharge card and u give the seller 100 naira and she still asks "how much own u one buy"...(na 20 naira own i want....mtcheeew).

4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch"

6. While driving, someone who has a better ride than u slowly passes u and gives u that "look"....(if you like no look where you they go before u jam street light ).

7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first)

8. You go to buy bread....you be like...madam give me bread....she brings it...before she gets to you...you say "fresh one abeg"...then she goes back and enters an inner chamber to get another bread...(do i need to specify before u give me good bread)...

feel free to add urs

@ d bread.

nellybadas: 4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

Thats one reason i love Hausa Traders. Majority of them dont do that. I once met a trader who told me his bulbs were fake and genuine ones were out of stock in his shop. when i asked if they were genuine. He directed me to the next shop to buy them. Very rare guesture among other traders.

yorex2011: 1. You go to a shop with a a filled polythene bag in your hand and the shop attendant doesn't stop staring at it as if there is a bomb inside.(na only your shop i must buy something)

2. You're in a bus, texting or chatting and the next person wants to know everything you're typing (giraffing)....(i hate that thing die....thats why privacy screen protectors became popular).

3. You go to buy recharge card and u give the seller 100 naira and she still asks "how much own u one buy"...(na 20 naira own i want....mtcheeew).

4. You go to the market and ask a seller where u can get a particular product, because they don't have it...they tell you no one sells it around here...(meanwhile their neighbour has it in stock)

5. You are in a pharmacy trying to buy a pack of condoms and the attendant who happens to be a female gives you this sinister look...(i be like "mind your bizness bitch"

6. While driving, someone who has a better ride than u slowly passes u and gives u that "look"....(if you like no look where you they go before u jam street light ).

7. Someone calls you and ask "please who am i speaking with"...( dude...u called me...identify yourself first)

8. You go to buy bread....you be like...madam give me bread....she brings it...before she gets to you...you say "fresh one abeg"...then she goes back and enters an inner chamber to get another bread...(do i need to specify before u give me good bread)...

feel free to add urs

Texas.Cowgirl:
I sha hope you're using condoms when Miss Supereagles comes by

berem: husband and wife are nakkid on the bed. husband tries to climb on the woman for sex:

wife: honey what do you think you're about to do?

husband: nothing darling! I just wanted to do press ups.

supaeagles: sadly no Ms. currently .... and it sure would be akward to use one when (cough) self servicing

hisxlency: Go to a yoruba woman shop and mistakenly under price a particular commodity, I bet u dat u will receive the highest insult of ut life