Nigeria's funniest house member, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon never ceases to amaze us with his dramatic grammer usage.

Check out what he said on the current ASUU strike issue battling higher institutions in the country;

"This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy... With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia"

Can someone pls interprete this?

Source: http://naijagists.com/patrick-obahiagbon-blows-grammer-on-ASUU-strike-2013-paraphlegic-crinkum-crankum/

this man don start again dis ur big grammer no fit solve ASUU problem. His grammer is meant 2 entertain Nigerians. I dey laugh oo.

Instead of making suggestions that will bring an end to the strike in an understandable way, him dey use grammer turn the whole thing to joke..very funny. Me i no fit code the thing wey talk o. Abeg sombody help

What is the essence of communication when the audience cannot comprehend what you're saying

I BEG FORGET THIS BROTHER HE DEY TALK TO HIMSELF

OKADA! Abeg no stop here, my time neva reach.

He shud make gud use of his talent ,in making sure he helps matter.ASUU has dis organised every stdnts plan.i was reali touched wen mr president who supoz 2 assure that things are ok ,he is busy urging studnt not to embark on any form of illicit act during the course of the strike,i thought he was formerly a scholar,he ought to have known beta the plights of the strike rather than making those derogatory and unpleasant remark is it going to help matters?.what does he expect an idle mind.
Nigeria is such a nation like the proverbial onion,where on frying leaves its origin and go to near neighbourhood to pour out its sweet aroma.meanwhile its place is stinking.that is to say,nigeria and her government involves her self in irrelevant samaritan service that is getting out of hand but here we are facing several drowning problems that requires one resources or another.
Several aid rescue that nigeria has embarked on shows how extravagant nigeria is ,just few months ago ,nigeria sent out troops of forces including mobile,JTF,soldiers to Mali on peace keeping during their ethnic crisis,where as just one group of person called boko haram is giving us sleepless 9t.
Still on Mali issue nigeria gave Mali millions of dollars to use in sustaining her agricultural practices and for sponsoring her presidential elections,why do we love notice me too much.we are here struggling with unemployment,strike every where,boko haram etc etc.how many of them has sent their own aid or even passed a call to know how far.
It is on this note that we should rethink and make things easier for all of us.you can like us at http://enews.com.ng

I don't understand anythin he said..., but i sure do love that man... When i grow up and know how to read and write.., i will be like him, i promise...