Diving guide Dave Marcel had been taking tourists out on Elbow Reef off Key Largo, Florida for years - allowing them to interact with the reef's wildlife including the 300-pound nurse shark.

These sharks are not usually aggressive, and love being petted.

Marcel would prove their harmlessness by kissing the sharks, and then allowing the tourists to do the same.

Until the day one of the sharks bit back.



The shark bite was caught on camera and aired on Discovery Channel as a part of this year's 'Shark Week.'

Marcel's key mistake that day was flipping the shark upside down before planting a smooch - something he hadn't done before.

Marcel didn't realize that since the shark's eyes are on top of it's head, it wouldn't see him and would assume he was being fed fish.

Instead of passively receiving the peck, the shark bit down with all 500 of it's razor-sharp teeth.

Lesson of the bite: don't kiss a shark Spider-Man style.



Once the shark realized it was eating human flesh and not fish meat, it lost interest and swam off.

'He spit me out. I guess he said I didn't taste good,' Marcel told the Discovery Channel.

Discovery Channel's Jeff Kurr also pointed out to the Huffington Post that while these sharks are docile, their anatomy is rigged to do major damage.

He said nurse sharks can suck a conch right out of it's shell.

Luckily for Marcel, the bite didn't leave his face deformed. But it still required 285 stitches. He compared the painful bite to a firecracker going off in his mouth.



Marcel, not about to let a shark bite get him down, was out in the water again three days later.

'You can not be a wild animal handler without having the expectation that you will be bitten,' Marcel said. 'It's a part of the job.'




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Bwahahahahahahahah!
Ntooooohr!
That is exactly what happens when you kiss somebody or something that does not like you.

so bad......imagine

oyinbo pple and their mumuness

Mehnnnnnnnnnnn! How loony can u get? Lucky all it did was bite ur lip

Afojudi awon oyinbo yi ti poju sha. How can you be kissing a shark. Oluya la je iye o ju. See hin lips like pesin wey Tyson give upper cut.

Smh

Hahahaha..na only bite? The shark pitu the man.. E for chop the lips join..#french kiss thns...oyibo ppl sef

The shark didnt bite him,it just frenchkissed him!!
See as the man mouth con sharp pass the shark own sef...

Idiotic morons

This must be the dullest shark alive...small wonder it's in captivity!

he kissed too long

These so called wildlifers need to tone it down a bit, we can't all be Tarzan

lloooolll serves him right

The shark made a mistake, his head should have gone... nama...

Could this be the best topic for more than good 500 new topics?

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So many women are like sharks,you get bitten when you try to kiss them.

Marcel, not about to let a shark bite get him
down, was out in the water again three days
later.
'You can not be a wild animal handler without
having the expectation that you will be
bitten,' Marcel said. 'It's a part of the job.

Next time the shark will remove your whole mouth plus your tongue

Waat!! Jokes section abeg.....

Wat da f!

Not interested

Headline:

Man kisses a man-eater.

simple d shark toght it was a runs babe bt after kissing he shouted gay and took to its heels

d shark notice dat d man did nt pet hm veri wel n d man is nt a gud kisser

Whites & their fearless adventures.