-- Be very religious. Nigerian men loveeeee them
some religious girls. you don't actually have to be,
you just have to pretend that you are. talk about
the night vigils you go to every now and then. slip
in some Bible passages in random conversations
even when they don't fit in. Give him a Bible for
his birthday. call him randomly for "morning
prayers". a nigerian man will marry a woman who
appears to be religious. fake it till you get that
ring baby girl

ayobase: Some ladies are already acting like they don't care....."...se church deeper life lo n lo ni....l

If its not in you, then its not in you....u can't always pretend!

ayobase: Some ladies are already acting like they don't care....."...se church deeper life lo n lo ni....l

If its not in you, then its not in you....u can't always pretend!

DonDraper: Getting a Nigerian man to marry you is the
easiest thing in the world. This is your chance to
stop being single and get a-mingling. These easy
steps will get you married, bedded, bare foot and
pregnant in less than a year, guaranteed or your
money back.


-- Be very religious. Nigerian men loveeeee them
some religious girls. you don't actually have to be,
you just have to pretend that you are. talk about
the night vigils you go to every now and then. slip
in some Bible passages in random conversations
even when they don't fit in. Give him a Bible for
his birthday. call him randomly for "morning
prayers". a nigerian man will marry a woman who
appears to be religious. fake it till you get that
ring baby girl.


-- Pretend to be maternal. Pretend that you love
children so much. especially other people's
children. coo at them at grocery stores, malls,
lounges, planes. talk about how much you love
children. carry his friends' kids all day long. offer
to help feed them. it doesn't matter that you
don't love other people's kids and think that
children can be such dicks from a very early age,
it should not matter. pretend girl. you're
auditioning to be his baby popper, act like one.


-- Don't ever mention that you're a "feminist".
femi-gini? that shit don't live here miss. Bleep
women rights. accept all traditional roles even
when you're dating. when you are dating him,
make sure his food is ready as soon as he walks
through that door bitch. it doesn't matter that
you're in school or you are also working like him,
shit like that don't matter. you have to show your
man that you can put your back into it and be
that super woman who will clean, cook, pop your
back in bed and still pop out those kids.


-- You gats deny all them man them. Have you
ever had sex? made out with someone?
ummm...you don't have to tell your Nigerian man
that. when you're asked your body count is 1 or
2, never more than 3 though cos you're already
side stepping into whoredom. never mind that
your Nigerian man's count is like 54, who cares?
he's only out there fucking everything in skirt so
that he can impress you in bed. all of what he
does is for you, you ingrate!! he's out there
putting his penis in everything in other to come
home and please you in bed and you have the
guts to say you have a body count of more than
3? if any man claims he has slept with you, cry
and swear that you know no such man. refer to
rule number 1, start quoting Bible passages about
how your enemies are chasing you and shit.
that whole subtracting 7 from your body count is
bullshit. you only have 3 choices: 1, 2, or 3. other
than that, you might as well just remain single.


-- A Nigerian man has needs that only you can't
meet. you have to give him some penis room.
why are you being selfish? let men be men. let
them have wings to fly. don't be asking him why
he came home late. you smell perfume on him?
be happy that some girl is keeping him
moisturized and smelling all good. that's one
thing you don't have to do today. Let them have
some fun girl, you just want that ring on your
finger don't you? relax. that diamond that you
can instagram with well manicured fingers is
coming.


-- Last but not least, cook up a storm!!! your man
should not be going hungry. cater to his food
palette girl!! if you don't cook for him some other
girl will cook for him and steal him away. cook
him new delicacies all day, find out how his
mother used to do it, cook for his friends too.
why do you want to eat in restaurant? bitch
please use that money and take your arse to the
grocery store and make that man some food. let
him save that money he would have used to take
you out on your ring darling. be wise. a stitch in
time saves nine.


This is my good deed for the day. Let him who
have ears, listen or something like that.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies....if you want a Nigerian man less than a week....follow these easy steps.

1. Buy a fake USA or EU passport or borrow from a friend/family member.

2. Dress very un-African and adopt a Western accent.

3. Go to the popular places in Nigeria (if you are in Nigeria) and flash your passport with a smile.

3a. If you are online....just post a picture with a copy of your passport...Viola!

Congratulations. ...you have just won a Nigerian man.

DonDraper:


MrsChima I totally disagree.. Enegod ur head dey there... not every naija guy is EU/US crazy and when u eventually marry such a lady u will end up under her control (which we all know is against african tradition). No naija man wants slavery at the hands of his wife! In addition, marrying an EU/US citizen doesnt guarantee wealth, u still need to hustle hard. The only benefit therein is the structured environ and claims for kids education (eg UK). What naija men want is a loyal, respectful, motherly and church going wife! Shikena.. Fit d descriptn, Get d Ring!

babe_online:
I couldn't have said it better.

DailyNews: You spoke with wisdom...why hurry to migrate abroad when European economy and American economy are shaking and many of their citizens loosing their jobs and more people becoming poor abroad.

Sometimes I pity people living abroad: u work round the clock like jerk, u sleep less...u pay huge tax, u don't even have enough freedom to spend your money. Some sleep 4hours in a day...some 12hours in a whole week and still they aren't millionaires, for what

The only good thing abroad is good environment which u can still get if ur fortunate to make it here in Nigeria.

Aside good environment, security and few other things, living permanently abroad is nothing but advanced slavery.

Though success-driven Nigerians living abroad are there to prepare themselves to come face Nigerian economy not to stay permanently without achieving anything.

I thank God Nigerians are beginning to realise that there is no place like home. The rush for abroad has expired!!! Home is the best...if u wanna be a billionaire, stay in Nigeria. But if u want daily bread, travel abroad!!!!

Anyway, Mrs.Chima was only cracking jokes I guess

God bless Nigeria.

DonDraper:


MrsChima I totally disagree.. Enegod ur head dey there... not every naija guy is EU/US crazy and when u eventually marry such a lady u will end up under her control (which we all know is against african tradition). No naija man wants slavery at the hands of his wife! In addition, marrying an EU/US citizen doesnt guarantee wealth, u still need to hustle hard. The only benefit therein is the structured environ and claims for kids education (eg UK). What naija men want is a loyal, respectful, motherly and church going wife! Shikena.. Fit d descriptn, Get d Ring!