Guy u dey jss1 dey fear. Wot of me wey dey Pri 2 disvirgine.d? Frm den I started havin marathon of sex wit my public yard mates in primary5 to jss

Guy u dey jss1 dey fear. Wot of me wey dey Pri 2 disvirgine.d? Frm den I started havin marathon of s3x wit my public yard mates in primary5 to jss

[quote
author=wisdom-w]Guy u dey jss1 dey fear. Wot of me wey dey Pri 2
disvirgine.d? Frm den I started havin marathon of s3x wit my public yard
mates in primary5 to jss [/quote]


U av spoil gan oo.I 1da wot u'll b doin naw chaiiiii #SmH#

I canot evn leave ma bby gal 4 u 2 bby sit.U go.............(Fil in d gap)

wisdom-w:
Guy u dey jss1 dey fear. Wot of me wey dey Pri 2 disvirgine.d? Frm den I started havin marathon of s3x wit my public yard mates in primary5 to jss

*Falls from iroko tree*

Gifteey100:


U av spoil gan oo.I 1da wot u'll b doin naw chaiiiii #SmH#

I canot evn leave ma bby gal 4 u 2 bby sit.U go.............(Fil in d gap)

Are u trying to say he has ye*ri*ma's DNA flowing in him?

Firstgentleman1: Are you serious? Abeg yarn me sumtin u bad son of a good father.

lolzz... #justkiddin

gameboy727: Pwahahaha. I just dey tear laugh here. Guy you funny die. Keep it up bro.

thanks bro

Clemzy16: Guy you fall my hand big time..see free food before, i bin think say u go burst that teacher speaker

i still repeat mysef, the aunty still dey the school sef, just send ya credentials i go connect una

wisdom-w:
Guy u dey jss1 dey fear. Wot of me wey dey Pri 2 disvirgine.d? Frm den I started havin marathon of sex wit my public yard mates in primary5 to jss

Falls into basin of kunu

Firstgentleman1: Are u trying to say he has ye*ri*ma's DNA flowing in him?

LMAO make that man catch una 1st

valboy20: the writer reminds me of flow... very funny writeup tho you've gotta work on ya spellings.. nice work anyway

Thanks man, pple say e remain one gene i for turn to comedian, i dont knw wetin carry me nta science class sef mayb na yash'ing tins cause am

I thank una for enlarging my thread wit jist while i go my sunday waka, typing starts nw...

.

'Who stole some things in our bag' was the words i heard from jss2a class.

'So this seniors no even know me sef' i smiled

Finally the entered into our class amd the sight of five john cena muscles senoirs wped every trace of smile on my lips.

'Who was the miscrant that stole our properties' the tallest senoir questioned.

I was now wondering when book, biro and mangoes became properties but i dared not say it.

'I said who took our properties from our bags' the thunder voice jolted me from my thoughts.

'Senior which kind property be th..' a slap was handed down to the student before he finished talking.

'So all of you are refusing to talk abi, ok watch and see'.

What he brought out from his pocket made us jolt with horror, it was a stick-like stuff tied with red and black cloth with a chicken feather tied on top.

'Senior i wan go piss' i shouted with my legs shaking and my teeth gritting.

'Sit down there my freind before i break your blo'kus' another macho senior shouted.

'Una see this ju'ju una go swear and if na you carry am you go turn to goat now now' the senior threatened.

I had never sworn in my life because my dad told us it was not good so i felt like disappearing because i would still turn to a goat that day or so i tot.

'Senior please na, no be us' students cried from different coners of the classroom.

'Sharap my friend, do we look like we are joking' the seniors treathened.

I sat like a prisoner of war waiting to be sentenced.

'Starting from here, you start hold this thing and say, if na me steal una thing, make i turn to goat' a senior said while giving to the boy.

I had to think fast in oder to prevent turning into a goat but my head was empty of ideas. Finally i got to my turn and i was as pale as a dead man.

'oya its your turn, take this thing and swear'

'Why you no sabi swear'

'Na because my father na pastor'

'Ow so pastor pikin no dey steal abi'

'Yes i don baptise, i be born again'

'Tunde, no be this boy been fall from tree that day' the most quiet senior touch another of his friend.

'Na tru o, see im eye wey bee bite am' tunde replied back.

Before i could say c.ronaldo a stinging slap sounded on my face that increased its velocity.

'So you were the one that packed our biros and mangoes...and even my test book' one of them added a lie that made me defend myself.

'Senior na me plug that mango na and i no carry any body textbook' Another slap landed on my temple before i could finish.

I was partialy deaf and blind and i lost control of my speech except the crying aspect.

'When we are through with you, your father would not know you again'

They took me by the ear(maybe thats why my ear big sha) and dragged be to their class.

'Stop there' a voice i had already saved in my brain memory card freezed us all and i was dropped like a bag of egushi on the ground.

'What is the problem' aunty PHE came to my side with a long menacing koboko.

'Ma..em..he em stole our..our..things' the macho senior had suddenly turned into an embecile victim.

'So na so this woman dey make senior fear sef' i taught with a little comfidence budding in me.

'How did he steal your things and how did you catch him'

That did the trick because all the senior where fidegting in fear while i layed on the ground smilling like a christmas chicken.

'Am talking to you guys'

Non of them could answer until she saw the red stuff hanging out of one of the senior's pocket and she took it out.

'So tell me which of you father is a native doctor' she said angryly, by then i was laughing like jerry the mouse in my mind while sitting on comfortable first class mattras(grass and sand) and watching the show.

All of them stood like statius and pointing each other to first talk, finally one got a little courage and spoke.

'Ma its not a charm, we only brought it to act drama, actually its a a corn cob we wrapped'

That statement pri'cked me in my mind and i was enraged and spoke the words that nail my coffin.

'Aunty na lie, them say make we swear if not we go turn to goat'

Everyone looked at me that moment and one of the senior kick me hard which made me scream.

'So you seniors are terorising students with corn wrapped charm, oya go and grab those cutlasses and clear the football field.

Just when i started singing 'it is well with my soul' in my mind, aunty PHE faced me.

'And you did you finish the punishment i gave you yestaday'

'Em aunty..i..i..' i had also caught starmaring disease. I was pursuing those students, i finallyly said.

'dont em and i me, before i close my eye and open it, i want to see tou with broom sweeping the classes' she said. And when you are through i want to see you.

I did not hesitate i quickly jumped up and wanted to run when she added another koboko lash to conclude my beatings for that day.

'If i enter ss2 and i no wicked eh, make i know weyin cause am' i taught while running and scratching my as's

'No be till when you see me after school you go catch me'

*To be cont*

Hehe u don enter wahala o

Guy wen I was jss, I was de sch prefect frm jss1-3. I flogged pple cli't even 4 anu.s. My sss1-3 I was de social prefect. I dated de most beautiful gal in sch wic made oda gals trip 4 me bt de 1 wey worst pass is dat am feared most more dan de oda sch prefects. Make I catch u dey make noise, de whole class go kneel down till sch dismisses

ghen ghen ghen ghen. Action film

wisdom-w:
Guy wen I was jss, I was de sch prefect frm jss1-3. I flogged pple cli't even 4 anu.s. My sss1-3 I was de social prefect. I dated de most beautiful gal in sch wic made oda gals trip 4 me bt de 1 wey worst pass is dat am feared most more dan de oda sch prefects. Make I catch u dey make noise, de whole class go kneel down till sch dismisses

Guy u nid to start ur own schoolscarpades ASAP

Firstgentleman1: ghen ghen ghen ghen. Action film

This one naija action film

Nxt update typing....

The rock5555: Nxt update typing....

We dey wait

I finished sweeping the whole classes and the seniors that were purnished asked me to come and pack the grasses they had cut, i refused and ran away because i concluded in my mind that it was better to face aunty PHE than to meet those seniors.

I went to aunty PHE place but i took solomon with me to aovoid stories that touch

When we got there, she was alone marking some class work.

"ma. Am here"

she looked at me with a smile on her face but when she saw solomon the useless smile on her face disapeared.

"why are both of you here" she gave a jamb question

"ma. My father told me to go and buy something with him after school" i fired her a jamb answer.

She was disapointed and i said in my mind 'so this woman tink say i no get sense'.

Since that day she did not disturb me agian.
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Since that day that my balls was nearly broken while playing football in primary school, i've always had reservation about playing football in school because i wanted to see my children.

So that day i intended stroling around with my elder sister and her friends even though i was afraid of girls then, i still loved listening to their stories about boyfreinds etc.

But those seniors were not helping matters, they dragged me to the field to join my mates in playing football.

I got to the field and the next thing i knew i was already on the ground.

'Una see person never enter ball you wan kill me already' i queried.

The match started and my mates were winning 3goals to 1, what i did not know or bother to ask was were my goal post was, i just ran anywhere the ball was and pass to anybody.

Suddenly a boy was running with the ball to a goal post, i ran like an antelope and pursued him, he shot at the goal keeper, the goalie punched the ball to my direction and i added another heavy shot before i realised i had scored an own goal.

I was driven from the match and i looked at the seniors and said i told you.

I met some of my mates who were older than me and they were the kinda guys that smoke indian hemp and always toast girls during games, the brought a bike to games and they asked me if i knew how to ride bike i shouted yes.

I taught that riding a bike was like riding tyre so i climed the bike, what i saw made me almost jump down and run for my life, that was the first time i had sat at the front of a bike and i was so scared.

'So you sef na jew man' they all laughed at me when i could not even turn the head of the bike, not to talk of starting it.

They pushed me to the fuel tank and three of them climbed together with me, i felt like a rat in a small hole.

They started the bike and started moving on a high speed, the rush of breeze hit my face like a volcano and made me started crying.

When we were speeding i saw a pothole in the ground which made me afraid thinking i was going into the ground, i started shouting, 'Blood of Jesus' and closed my eye but the bike kept on going and i was hearing laughter then i opened my eyes and saw that we were not dead.

'Bros na so you sabi fear' they said with laughter.
'no i just dey practised how to pray' i said with my heart beating wildly which made them laughed the more.

I quickly begged them to drop me and they did and left.
'Una no go come collect number' i shouted to them but they cared less.

I went back to the school to meet a wrestling match going on so i ran to go and cheer them up.

The fight was between the games master and an ex-student. The student was toasting a girl and the games master thinking the boy was a junior student ran up to him and flog him, telling him to go and join his mate in games.

The boy was furioused and gave the teacher an outstanding blow that could send john cena to an untimely death. He then grabbed the man and raised him up like a sack of garri and flung him to the ground while punching the hell out of him.

The students were happy because the game master was a thorn to our flesh and no-one dared help him, until i saw blood coming out of his mouth and so it irritated me and i grabbed a stone and flung it on the ex-student head.

Everyone were suprised at my actions and the boy got up from the teacher's body and flung himself at me, but this time i had furnished myself with the art of war learning from my different fights, so as the boy rushed at me i turned my hand like David and sent another stone crashing into his kneecap.

That slowed him down while other seniors and the game master grabbed him from behind and bundled him to the ground.

I had become an overnight hero who scored an own goal and the rate girls were looking at me with admiration i felt like GEJ

the boy was later taken to the police station while i was the current celebrity who everybody wanted escorting home so that they can hear the story live from the chairman's mouth, i added my own share of the scope and made my part sweeter.

I did not know my actions had bought me more enemies than friends.

******TO BE CONTINUED******

U don enter wahala.

The rock5555:

Suddenly a boy was running with the ball to a goal post, i ran like an antelope and pursued him, he shot at the goal keeper, the goalie punched the ball to my direction and i added another heavy shot before i realised i had scored an own goal.

A swear u don craze finish. Na so one of my cousin dey do that time o, anywhere belle face. E no sabi opponent abi teamate

Daniel2802: U don enter wahala.

Sometyms i dey wonda if wahala na my surname

Firstgentleman1: A swear u don craze finish. Na so one of my cousin dey do that time o, anywhere belle face. E no sabi opponent abi teamate

LMAO

Make i begin type as ASAP, refresh by 11pm

'Guy make we go buy zobo(a reddish drink mixed with jolly juice) from mama isreal' solomon said.

Zobo from mama isreal was like manna from heaven, it was so sweet that i did not mind spending all my money for it, zobo and 'talia'(a hausa word for spaghetti) were my favourite break food and i always try not to miss all of them.

On that fateful day, talia was finished and we faced mama isreal house to go buy the block zobo before it finished.

We bought our zobo and we were licking our tounges out when i sighted something that froze my blood.

Some guys were smoking by the road side and i recognised one of them as the ex-student that i stoned.

'Solomon, i don die'

'So na zobo coldness nai wan kill you' he said laughing.

'Guy see those boys that are smoking na'
Then he recognised them, the solomon i taught could boost my moral quickly told me he forgot his change with mama Isreal and he ran as fast as his long legs could take him.

'If i run now this boys go follow me, so make i just bone pass maybe them no go recognise me' i tot

'My friend come here' a big voice threatened.

I wanted running but i knew that would worsen the problem so i limped because my legs was not functioning well that moment and went to them.

'So you saw your seniors fighting and you were claiming superman abi?' the asked me.

'Haba bros which day them fight, na today i just start school, my papa say fighting na sin sef' i said with a tiny voice.

They gripped me by the shirt and raised me up, my two legs were dangling like to cable wire, tears from nowhere started dropping.

As one of them raised his hand to send my face to paradise, a voice which i would now call my saviour shouted.
'If you touch that boy, all of you would sleep in cell today, i have mark all of you faces'.

Before i landed on the ground when they droped me they had all disappeared.

The story of my fight had spread round to all the teachers and i was called up to the assembly ground and was congratulated, i could still rememver sime girls even from ss3 rubbing my big head which made me feel good anything they see me, any teacher that came to our class was always asking of me and finally i was made the class monitor which brought me even more trouble.

'I hope they did not do to you anything' aunty PHE said while raising me to her feet.

'Yes ma' i answered while i sighted solomon coming to our side like he truly went to collect his imaginary change.

'Ok go to the class and if those boys ever haress you again just let me know'

'Thank you ma'
She gave us a 5m naira note which i gladly recieve and we ran to school because the bell was rung that moment.

'Solomon why you leave me run na'
'Na my money i forget na i no want mama Isreal to carry my money'

I was not ready for any argue so i kept mute and started thinking about aunty PHE and what she truly wanted from me which i got to find out later.
************

'Oya today we are going to write our names, age, LGA, adress etc in the register' my form mistress said.

She started filling the information and she finally came to my turn the whole class were waiting to hear my age because the youngest person was about 12yrs so they were wondering if i was older than that to be able to be a distinctive trouble maker and also the most intelligent boy in the class.

'Whats your parents name'

'Pastor and Mrs peter *****

'Age'

'9years'

'Chai' the whole class shouted in suprised,

'So na 9yrs old boy dey write my name for noise maker list' a 16yr old boy fumed.

I smiled at myself and took a mental note to write that boy name if am told to put down names of noise makers.

'LGA' my aunty's voice jolted me back to reality.

'Obot-akara(thou the akara is pronounced as ukara)'

The whole class busted into laughter at the mention of my LGA and even the form mistress smiled alittle. I was so mad at my mates because everyone started calling me akara LGA.

I grabbed a paper when the form mistress was through and waved it to the class that i was about writing the noise makers list.

'My freind go siddon one place' the 16yr old boy shouted at me and i quickly put his name as no.1 and added x2 beside it.

The rule then was that if your name was put x2 you would recieve twice as much cane.

I went to solomon's seat to jist about films and the girl that winked at me at the first day of school came and joined us, i later found out her name was Amaka.

I wrote anybody name that spoke a word except my freind and Amaka.

When the names were up to 20 by that time the boy's name that i wrote 1st was x6, i went to the ss3 class and called the most wicked prefect i could find and gave him the name. He followed me and called out the name of the defaulters.

When they all came out he floged them 3strokes each and you can imagine the number of cane the person i x5 his name collected.

When he was going back to his seat with heavy tears down his cheeks he pointed at me and said that we would meet after school.

A threat i laughed at........

oboy dis update funny die

adegwurulez: oboy dis update funny die

so u don read am finish just now

Make i go sleep. Sai gobe