Hello fellow nairalanders, there is this girl dat grew up in my parents neigbourhood somewhere in surulere, i just met her today and she has grown so big and beautiful; i really need to bang her badly, but unfortunately her bride price has been paid for, please can anyone advise me on how to accomplish dis assignment

Na WA O!!!

marvelling: Na WA O!!!

I asked for an advise, not an exclamation. Plz keep your na wa to yourself.

;Dmobuch, ur crase don start again abi?

Are there no more beautiful ladies in the street or u are afraid to talk to them?

mobuch:

I asked for an advise, not an exclamation. Plz keep your na wa to yourself.

Next you'll claim your account was hacked. Mofo! No go find wetin you go do with your life

are you a fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool?

Are u learner

oloshi, omo jarti jarti , u lucky am not a mode I for ban u indefinitely, rubbish

D witch 4 ur villa don start again oooo,dis time around she dey use ur picture fan her punny.....matured he-goat

tellwisdom: Bro, if she's a nigerian gurl..Use good perfume and flash her money. You don charm am be that

ur way

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

I love this instructional manual : D





OP, u don hear of thunderbolt aka magun

Na only three times u go somersault or u do kukuruku (crow) three times, finish, ur own don done be dat.

Na small thing!

The best thing to do is to first tell the groom to be what your intention is if the guy can help you set the bride's 'P'

Na so craze dey take start. As the OP said,he hasn't seen the gal for a long time since childhood,it's obvious he has been camping at Yaba left and has just escaped when he saw the gal again.

Craze at another level.

But pple funny o. U wan nack person wey wan marry and u knw? Life is wicked....aye ma ni ka o

Just seeking attention :PJust seeking attention

U must be very stupid nd silly guy,sinister....some1 wil do dis to ur blood sis if u ever done dat...MUMU?

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

See as laugh wan kill me for inside bank. people just dey look me. SMH4myself!

Lol, this could be a milestone for the op na, in as much as ion support this, the babe has to agree before this can happen. If tje girl agrees then the girl is the one to blame. Females are always the one to blame tho

mobuch:

Hello fellow nairalanders, there is this girl dat grew up in my parents neigbourhood somewhere in surulere, i just met her today and she has grown so big and beautiful; i really need to bang her badly, but unfortunately her bride price has been paid for, please can anyone advise me on how to accomplish dis assignment

may GOD forgive us our sin knowing and unknowingly

Nomski0: Just imagine someone sleeping with the girl you're about to marry. How would you feel? .....especially if you love her.
Remove your eyes from another man's bride-to-be

Here you are! What's up sweetie?

@op,y on earth must u think of sleeping with somebody wife.God forbid it.shame to ur manhood.Oloshi alakori.

Do to odas wat you wnt Dem to do to you.....dnt b controlled by the flesh @op

The height of someone's ambition.

Pls how much is original BB charger And is it true day hv reduced MTN's BIS?

mobuch:

Hello fellow nairalanders, there is this girl dat grew up in my parents neigbourhood somewhere in surulere, i just met her today and she has grown so big and beautiful; i really need to bang her badly, but unfortunately her bride price has been paid for, please can anyone advise me on how to accomplish dis assignment

See your life Mubuch? Were you not the same strong head mubuch who spent most of his times criticizing Ashawo mission on the other thread?

Bloody hypocrite, you better go back to the thread and apologize to the guys. Me think say your body don too full,you need to offload d thing shap shap.

hahahahhaha...hohohohohohoh.......i don laff piss 4 body o...chei

yuzedo: Step 1: Let your preek charge to its full 4inches
Step 2: Nekkid yourself (optional)
Step 3: Off her pant
Step 4: Make her wet (optional)
Step 5: Plug ur abunna inside her kpekus
Step 6: Thrust in and out for 57seconds
Step 7: Scatter your akamu ((( KPALAKA ))) inside her nyash
Step 8: Withdraw and clean ya staff of office aka MACE of destiny (optional)

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now slept with the babe.
















ANUOFIA!!!

So one cant get a simple advice from nairaland anymore

No wonder the age range polls reviewed a preponderance of teenagers on this site. So unfortunate. Smh#

Bros...no bring untimely death or sufferng for yourself o. Allow her go, no matter how hot she is. Let it go, let it go, let it go. Be mature...dnt let long throatedness kill you. The Bible says in Proverbs "Drink from your own well".