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Screaming Wives by dabby(f): 6:04pm On May 30, 2006
Three men are boasting about their accomplishments.
The Italian says: "I rub my wife with oil all over her body and before I'm through she screams for 5 minutes!"

The Frenchman says: "I rub my wife all over her body with butter and before I'm through she screams for half an hour!"

The Jew says: "I rub my wife all over with chicken fat and before I'm through she screams for 6 hours!"

"Six hours!" they ask. "How is that possible?"

"The secret is to wipe your hands on the drapes when you're through."
Re: Screaming Wives by kajad(m): 7:37am On May 31, 2006
Re: Screaming Wives by dabby(f): 9:52am On May 31, 2006
The first two wives scream in pleasure but the third wife screams coz of the curtains.
Re: Screaming Wives by spikelord(m): 2:09am On Jun 01, 2006
Still don't get it.
Re: Screaming Wives by seunspice(m): 11:35am On Nov 27, 2007
spikelord:

Still don't get it.
I think your glasses would be good for usage at this point. lol
Re: Screaming Wives by djcrooky(m): 11:38am On Nov 27, 2007
i don't get it
Re: Screaming Wives by divanaija1: 11:47am On Nov 27, 2007
Huh?
Re: Screaming Wives by Carlosein(m): 7:00pm On Nov 27, 2007
though i get it, i still don't think it's funny undecided undecided
Re: Screaming Wives by MrTurkey(m): 11:54pm On Nov 27, 2007
( jumping up and down flapping wings hysterically and gobbling in exhileration and highfalutin excitement) i get it! i get it!! i get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin
Re: Screaming Wives by topeteadr(m): 11:57pm On Nov 27, 2007
I dont get it.
Re: Screaming Wives by clemcykul(f): 6:45pm On Nov 28, 2007
if u know u got it 1dozen of bla bla bla bla for u grin and if u dont geddit no bla bla bla bla till u expire grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Screaming Wives by saucekid(m): 7:15pm On Nov 28, 2007
*all of a sudden,i think i get it*******************naw, i dont*

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