Death knocked at akpors door and told akpors that he has Come. Akpors told him to come in and when he did, akpors told him that before he killed him, he should stay and eat, he wanted death to sit down. Death asked him where he was going but he said he that at he was coming to entertain him. Then akpors brought a food with sleeping medicine in it. When death ate it he slept,so akpors canceled his name from the top of the list to the bottom of the list. When death woked up, he told akpors dat because he has been so kind to him,he will start from the bottom of the list...

old joke, the type my grandfather use in those days to do appetizer for me before the main story nd den moral lessons as desert.
nice one though