I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning :s??
6. Is that a new song ??
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today !!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking !!!
10. Abeg na who be this :]Y? =))=D
11. Baba Beji, I have told u that Alomo is not good for ur system...can u see d type of msg u r sending to me?

*Falls from London bridge* lmao!

. Not to young couple like me and my madam na

I saw this on Facebook sometime ago and shat on myself

Hilarious reactions

Even though this is a joke, i think it's actually the reality for a lot of Nigerian couples especially the old generation. They don't show love the way white people do. In a Nigerian marriage, you just have to assume that your spouse loves you. No need to ask. lol

We made my dad start saying "i love you". And after a while the guy couldnt stop o. hahaha. But my mum will always yimu. SMH . This "i love you" absence is popular with the older generation. Some just didnt grow up with such affection and find it disturbing or uncomfortable. Definitely not for us. But i know after a while when everyone settles into routine, we forget to say these things.

@feed me more........long time, where have u been? Missed u...

Ooooh... Now I know why that bald tall guy is always angry if I ask him about love.... Actually coz he just cantexpress it right? Wow really helpful.... Hehehheheheheheeheheheheheh

MEN!

^^ Not again??

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i actually believe naija women can write such after receiving "i love you" text message from their spouses. most of them have lost touch with their romantic side.

Well sha, gone are the good 'ol days when husbands and wifes were boyfriends and girlfriends. These were d days when the man will say:
man:- girl, i love you soooo much
woman: (shy-ly, while drawing the map of nigeria with her foot) i love too. Sweeti
(and they hug each other happliy)
but NOW that they are married.. They hav passed the level of saying I LUV U frequently

By the feed me more longest time

Old School Love:

Man: Iya Akin, hope the children are sleeping, cos its late o!

Wife: Yes, all of them are sleeping already!

Man: That's good. By the way, how was market today?

Wife: We thank God o!

Man: Ah Ah....when did you make this hair? You didn't even tell me!

Wife: Shior, something I have done 2days ago & you are just noticing!

Man: Eeya, don't mind me jare! The hair is okay o....how much did you make it? Maybe I will pay!

Wife: Eh oh...Oko Iyawo...its just 2000 naira!!

Man: 2000 naira? Only? For this beautiful hair......oya come let me see it well!

***Wife draws closer.....husband starts rubbing hand on the hair!!

***after a while, husband's hand starts going to the back***

Wife: Daddy Akin, what are you doing?

Man: I saw a fly going inside ur cloth, trying to help you kill it!!

Wife: Ehn ehn....okay o...have u seen it?

Man: Can't find it...maybe you remove the top.....abi bawo?

Wife: lolllz....Daddy Akin!!!!

Man: Mummy Akin!!! Oya come & collect money for the hair.....its inside the room!

Wife: Ahhhhh....Ehn ehn....Okay....let's go & get it!

Man: **starts removing belt & unzipping trousers***

Wife: Na inside there you dey keep money now? O ga oooo!!

Man: Shebi its the money for hair u want, just follow me!!

*****they drag themselves into the room*****

Lights Out....Radio Volume Up

NBC rated::::PG 18

Afam4eva: Even though this is a joke, i think it's actually the reality for a lot of Nigerian couples especially the old generation. They don't show love the way white people do. In a Nigerian marriage, you just have to assume that your spouse loves you. No need to ask. lol

and who says the way white people show love is the yardstick by which others should be judged?

Royal Roy: Old School Love:

Man: Iya Akin, hope the children are sleeping, cos its late o!

Wife: Yes, all of them are sleeping already!

Man: That's good. By the way, how was market today?

Wife: We thank God o!

Man: Ah Ah....when did you make this hair? You didn't even tell me!

Wife: Shior, something I have done 2days ago & you are just noticing!

Man: Eeya, don't mind me jare! The hair is okay o....how much did you make it? Maybe I will pay!

Wife: Eh oh...Oko Iyawo...its just 2000 naira!!

Man: 2000 naira? Only? For this beautiful hair......oya come let me see it well!

***Wife draws closer.....husband starts rubbing hand on the hair!!

***after a while, husband's hand starts going to the back***

Wife: Daddy Akin, what are you doing?

Man: I saw a fly going inside ur cloth, trying to help you kill it!!

Wife: Ehn ehn....okay o...have u seen it?

Man: Can't find it...maybe you remove the top.....abi bawo?

Wife: lolllz....Daddy Akin!!!!

Man: Mummy Akin!!! Oya come & collect money for the hair.....its inside the room!

Wife: Ahhhhh....Ehn ehn....Okay....let's go & get it!

Man: **starts removing belt & unzipping trousers***

Wife: Na inside there you dey keep money now? O ga oooo!!

Man: Shebi its the money for hair u want, just follow me!!

*****they drag themselves into the room*****

Lights Out....Radio Volume Up

NBC rated::::PG 18

RR,this is sweat. Me likey

Royal roy .. Good write up

Afam.. I thought you don't send whiteys.. Moreover don't forget divorce rates are pretty high there

Royal Roy: Old School Love:

Man: Iya Akin, hope the children are sleeping, cos its late o!

Wife: Yes, all of them are sleeping already!

Man: That's good. By the way, how was market today?

Wife: We thank God o!

Man: Ah Ah....when did you make this hair? You didn't even tell me!

Wife: Shior, something I have done 2days ago & you are just noticing!

Man: Eeya, don't mind me jare! The hair is okay o....how much did you make it? Maybe I will pay!

Wife: Eh oh...Oko Iyawo...its just 2000 naira!!

Man: 2000 naira? Only? For this beautiful hair......oya come let me see it well!

***Wife draws closer.....husband starts rubbing hand on the hair!!

***after a while, husband's hand starts going to the back***

Wife: Daddy Akin, what are you doing?

Man: I saw a fly going inside ur cloth, trying to help you kill it!!

Wife: Ehn ehn....okay o...have u seen it?

Man: Can't find it...maybe you remove the top.....abi bawo?

Wife: lolllz....Daddy Akin!!!!

Man: Mummy Akin!!! Oya come & collect money for the hair.....its inside the room!

Wife: Ahhhhh....Ehn ehn....Okay....let's go & get it!

Man: **starts removing belt & unzipping trousers***

Wife: Na inside there you dey keep money now? O ga oooo!!

Man: Shebi its the money for hair u want, just follow me!!

*****they drag themselves into the room*****

Lights Out....Radio Volume Up

NBC rated::::PG 18

It is nt old skool love, that's wat's up. Me like it. Bt me n wifey stil say 'i love you' to each other everyday after 5yrs of marriage. Nice write up royal roy.

davidylan:

and who says the way white people show love is the yardstick by which others should be judged?

My statement is very explicit that does not imply that the way white people show love is the yardstick.

Afrocatalyst:

It is nt old skool love, that's wat's up. Me like it. Bt me n wifey stil say 'i love you' to each other everyday after 5yrs of marriage. Nice write up royal roy.

Way to go....Keep it up brov!!

yellowpawpaw:

RR,this is sweet. Me likey

Hmmm..awkward truth!

I read that post somewhere earlier and while laughing I screamed "I love you" at my secretary. I could see the expression on her face like "ah, e be like say oga don dey gree my own" but she sa disappointed as she noticed the laughter continued for some time without her presence being noticed. Bottom line is, most married men exhaust their "I love you" with other women outside and If you want regular "I love you" from you spouse these days, you need to up your game as the competition is very rife out there.

laugh till die

Afam4eva:
My statement is very explicit that does not imply that the way white people show love is the yardstick.

This is quite daft. If your statement was "explicit" then there would be no need to explain implicit remarks.

Feed me more: I can't stop laughing, please laugh with me o abeg!....

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with your wife. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart...Then the men were told to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message..Here are some of the replies:

1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then,not now
3. You wan borrow money abi
4. What did you do again I won’t forgive you this time !!!
5. Meaning :s??
6. Is that a new song ??
7. Am I dreaming ?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today !!!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking !!!
10. Abeg na who be this :]Y? =))=D
11. Baba Beji, I have told u that Alomo is not good for ur system...can u see d type of msg u r sending to me?

Ayaf died for laff

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