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Perfect Mosquito Killer For Sale by jefekodo(m): 8:22pm On Aug 22, 2013
The mosquito killer device comes in 2 parts and with detailed instructions.

Parts of the device:
1. Wooden Block A - (50mm x 50mm x 42mm)
2. Wooden Block B - (50mm x 50mm x 43mm)

Instructions for acceptable use:
1. Place Block B on the table about 10 cm from the edge of a standard reading desk.

2. Hold Block A in left hand and raise above your head. The angle of your arm should not exceed 45degrees.

3. Using your RIGHT hand, Place the mosquito at the centre point of Block B. A ruler or compass may be used to locate the point on the block surface.

4. With RIGHT hand, SMASH block B.

5. That mosquito will NEVER disturb you again.

Contact sales department for your copy.
Info@KillMosquito.net.
Re: Perfect Mosquito Killer For Sale by bunmioguns(m): 8:29pm On Aug 22, 2013
undecided

Re: Perfect Mosquito Killer For Sale by Lagusta(m): 8:34pm On Aug 22, 2013
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Re: Perfect Mosquito Killer For Sale by badmeat(m): 9:59pm On Aug 22, 2013
Who wan kill muskeetoo

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