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All About The New Guy K.c Love by KeleDon(m): 11:36am On Aug 23, 2013
PLS READ ABOUT ME AND MY BIOGRAPHY WITH CARE:-

NAMES: KELECHI DOUGLAS CHRISTIAN

NICK NAMES:
- Kc love, keledon, kenyboy, Djo, kelebush (they are To numerous to mention)

TITLES:
- Engr, Dr, Pastor, Rev, Bishop, Iman, Alhaji, Emir, High chief, Isi Agu, Egberi papa99, Dan Baba, HRH Agu ji Nma, Olorugun Baba, Onorudu Ekele Eze (My Titles are to many to mention)

State: ENUGU and ABIA

DATE OF BIRTH: 10TH JULY

GENDER: MALE

SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES:
Facebook.com, yahoomail.com, gmail.com, zooks.com, mingle22.com, smiggle.mobi, establishmen.com, fringgs.com, badoo.com, bingming.com, facetoface.net, giggle.com, interpals.net, snaptu.com, asiandates.com, cafemum.com....... (To many to list out)

CONTACTS:
- Bbm 26C2B02A
- 2go keledon/kenboy1/kenyboy
- Facebook keledon djo christo / douglas christian
- Yahoomail kenedouglas@yahoo.com
- gmail kenedouglas@gmail.com
- whatsapp 07068660999

MARITAL STATUS;
Dating 700girls round the globe but slept with none

HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare hands,
- Jogging up & down Mount Everest
- Collecting rock particles from the moon.
MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and broke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6 hours, 51minutes And 45seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tu pac, B.I.G (the list is too long).

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
- Surfed on a hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed the twitter bird.......
- First man to land on the sun.
- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 day straight!

SILLYTHING DONE:
- Snow boarding on Mount Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- I Couldn't kill 100bears with a single punch, but only 99died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- When a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag...



Good Morning My People
Re: All About The New Guy K.c Love by Michelle55: 11:42am On Aug 23, 2013
Kele-Don:
PLS READ ABOUT ME AND MY BIOGRAPHY WITH CARE:-

NAMES: KELECHI DOUGLAS CHRISTIAN

NICK NAMES:
- Kc love, keledon, kenyboy, Djo, kelebush (they are To numerous to mention)

TITLES:
- Engr, Dr, Pastor, Rev, Bishop, Iman, Alhaji, Emir, High chief, Isi Agu, Egberi papa99, Dan Baba, HRH Agu ji Nma, Olorugun Baba, Onorudu Ekele Eze (My Titles are to many to mention)

State: ENUGU and ABIA

DATE OF BIRTH: 10TH JULY

GENDER: MALE

SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES:
Facebook.com, yahoomail.com, gmail.com, zooks.com, mingle22.com, smiggle.mobi, establishmen.com, fringgs.com, badoo.com, bingming.com, facetoface.net, giggle.com, interpals.net, snaptu.com, asiandates.com, cafemum.com....... (To many to list out)

CONTACTS:
- Bbm 26C2B02A
- 2go keledon/kenboy1/kenyboy
- Facebook keledon djo christo / douglas christian
- Yahoomail kenedouglas@yahoo.com
- gmail kenedouglas@gmail.com
- whatsapp 07068660999

MARITAL STATUS;
Dating 700girls round the globe but slept with none

HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare hands,
- Jogging up & down Mount Everest
- Collecting rock particles from the moon.
MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and broke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6 hours, 51minutes And 45seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tu pac, B.I.G (the list is too long).

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
- Surfed on a hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed the twitter bird.......
- First man to land on the sun.
- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 day straight!

SILLYTHING DONE:
- Snow boarding on Mount Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space.

EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- I Couldn't kill 100bears with a single punch, but only 99died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- When a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag...



Good Morning My People
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................ my bellle oh, i just cant stop laffin sha........guy ur case too critical oh tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: All About The New Guy K.c Love by KeleDon(m): 12:03pm On Aug 23, 2013
Michelle abeg Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo take A̶̲̥̅♏ easy wit tђё laf so u don't end up bin tired wit twyn ropes @ tђё back ☺ƒ ur house......... Lolz!
Re: All About The New Guy K.c Love by DesChyko1(m): 12:39pm On Aug 23, 2013
Hehehe.. Craze man

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