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All About The New Guy K.c Love by KeleDon(m): 11:36am On Aug 23, 2013 |
PLS READ ABOUT ME AND MY BIOGRAPHY WITH CARE:- NAMES: KELECHI DOUGLAS CHRISTIAN NICK NAMES: - Kc love, keledon, kenyboy, Djo, kelebush (they are To numerous to mention) TITLES: - Engr, Dr, Pastor, Rev, Bishop, Iman, Alhaji, Emir, High chief, Isi Agu, Egberi papa99, Dan Baba, HRH Agu ji Nma, Olorugun Baba, Onorudu Ekele Eze (My Titles are to many to mention) State: ENUGU and ABIA DATE OF BIRTH: 10TH JULY GENDER: MALE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES: Facebook.com, yahoomail.com, gmail.com, zooks.com, mingle22.com, smiggle.mobi, establishmen.com, fringgs.com, badoo.com, bingming.com, facetoface.net, giggle.com, interpals.net, snaptu.com, asiandates.com, cafemum.com....... (To many to list out) CONTACTS: - Bbm 26C2B02A - 2go keledon/kenboy1/kenyboy - Facebook keledon djo christo / douglas christian - Yahoomail kenedouglas@yahoo.com - gmail kenedouglas@gmail.com - whatsapp 07068660999 MARITAL STATUS; Dating 700girls round the globe but slept with none HOBBIES: - Collecting teeth from a live tiger, - Catching bullets with bare hands, - Jogging up & down Mount Everest - Collecting rock particles from the moon. MY RECORD: - Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. - Skinned a crocodile alive. - Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman. - Held my breath under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6 hours, 51minutes And 45seconds! - Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tu pac, B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: - Surfed on a hot lava while the volcano was still erupting - Outran a cheetah. - Fluent in 10,598 languages. - Killed the twitter bird....... - First man to land on the sun. - Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 day straight! SILLYTHING DONE: - Snow boarding on Mount Everest. - Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: - I Couldn't kill 100bears with a single punch, but only 99died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: - When a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: - I really don't like to brag... Good Morning My People |
Re: All About The New Guy K.c Love by Michelle55: 11:42am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Kele-Don:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................ my bellle oh, i just cant stop laffin sha........guy ur case too critical oh 1 Like |
Re: All About The New Guy K.c Love by KeleDon(m): 12:03pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Michelle abeg Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo take A̶̲̥̅♏ easy wit tђё laf so u don't end up bin tired wit twyn ropes @ tђё back ☺ƒ ur house......... Lolz! |
Re: All About The New Guy K.c Love by DesChyko1(m): 12:39pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Hehehe.. Craze man |
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